PLAGIARISM!

He's only there to get RKO'd, guys.

You know, it's not long since I thought I was the only one who hated the fucking doors. I'm getting the same vibe now with Franz Ferdinand, who are really not very good, and about a million miles from the 'life affirming' status they've been given by a shedload of morons. But they'll go away.

Nick Cave - Stranger than kindness

What's your opinion on Send, just out of interest?

Dammit, squirtle is now a red x. Oddly enough, that creates a mystique about his appearance, whereas previously I saw him as a shaven Schwimmer and thought nothing more of it.

Don't compliment their personality either, cos that means you think they're fat/ugly.

To kick off: Killing Joke - Implant Birthday Party - Loose, Release the Bats Anything by Andrew WK At the end of a long sesh, everyone semi-conscious: Tom Waits - That Feel Brian Eno - Here Come The Warm Jets that's all I can think of now.

Creed are hilarious. For that reason only, they're better than all the other candidates for 'worst band ever'. But yeah, I prefer not to discuss them, because that is a pastime of which the natural lifespan has expired. Coldplay are ten times more irritating, talentless and overrated. I think I'm gonna sue them.

He was Robin Masters, the famous author. Or was he?

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Jack's Shadow And today, I found The Residents' Commercial Album!!!! AHAHAHAHA

One of my ambitions is to duet 'We built this city' with Andrew WK.

I just love how that husband guy is all like 'Well I'm mostly known for the work I did with 98 degrees, what we want to be do here is establish a shift from that style that my fans are familiar with and craft an individual persona for my new material' What the hell? Who the fuck are you? I acts like he has a legacy stemming from NINETY EIGHT DEGREES. At least if some prick from LFO announced plans for a solo career it'd get shitloads of 'oh my god, look at this guy' Fred Durst style publicity.

I can confirm via my own post that I am Replacing Eric Singer for this year's KISS tour. But only for the photos. I'm taller.

I can never do this, but The Smiths and Sparks will always factor into my list no matter what. I can't choose one over the other, because whilst I think the Smiths are the most important band ever, would they still be churning out cutting edge music after 30 years of recording?

Eye recommend Human Cannonball Sea Ferring Day of The Dying Alive (demo version of 'Jimi', the first track from Hairway, but the solo is better) Perry 22 going on 23 graveyard Something (live version) Bar B Q Pope among others.

Scary Ben. Meh.

'Lance' Cade and Coach fused together as one entity would not be fit to lick the shit from tajiri's boots. I wouldn't mind if he became like, a 'manager-wrestler' but the going over Tajiri thing is the main problem I have with this. I mean, if some new star came in and killed Tajiri with his deadly new finisher, then ok, but this is horrific.

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I saw a girl this one time. It was sometime between 1995-2001.

I haven't seen enough to pass judgement yet, but I don't really care about smackdown at the moment anyway.

Brock Lesnar F-5ing Zach Gowen into the post and LEVELLING him with a chair, blood near mass transit levels for a while, whilst his mother sits in the front row. Hehehehehehehehe.

Can it, gramps.

Fuck! I can't find Kimono My House!

Same for me with 'Wiseblood'. I think that album's still pretty good, and I like them overall.

I really should get the residents eyeball and hat somewhere. It's a given, really. Saw a guy with the aphex twin logo on his shoulder at a festival, that was nice.