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Anybody in the company used the Issiac Maserati gimmick yet?

From watching Mythbusters I learned that I can blowup a house using some cans of Raid Fumigating Fogger and a lighter.

Whether its Tuesday Night Action or Thursday Night Action in both cases it will be going up against Must See TV of Scrubs, My Name is Earl, the Office on NBC.

The 2nd ever weekly PPV which had AJ Styles win the X Division belt, AJ/Jerry Lynn/Low Ki ladder match, Shocker has a interview on FSN impact, AJ vs Kid Kash on FSN impact.

Who can bring the ratings on thursday night......PRIMETIME CAN PRIMETIME CAN! This is good news, baby steps people.

Rey Mysterio vs Kurt Angle in 2 out of 3 pinfalls with a 30 minute timelimit. 1st pinfall Kurt Angle goes rudo on Rey by ripping up the mask and drawing blood from the exposed corner turnbuckle. This pinfall would resemble a Mistico underdog match where Rey is getting his ass kicked all over the place taking some sick bumps. Kurt Angle wins the match at 8:30 with the lowblow foul and Angle Slam. *between the pinfalls Rey does a prayer to Eddie in the corner* 2nd pinfall With the memory of Eddie on his side Rey Mysterio makes the miracle comeback and hits his trademark spots. But Kurt Angle gets control back and sets Rey up on the top rope for the Super Angle Slam but in mid-air Rey is able to reverse the move into a Hurricana for the pin at 19:20 *Kurt Angle does his angry dance of disgust and has some veins in his forehead pop out......feel the intensity!* 3rd pinfall The 3rd pinfall is all about Kurt Angle going for the Anklelock but failing everytime. There would be the usual spots of Kurt going for the single leg takedown getting in position for the submission but Rey always finds a way to kickout or get to the ropes. At around 24:15 Kurt sinks in the grapevine anklelock which is the last resort submission that usually finishes matches but by the power of god and the memory of Eddie, Rey is able to reach the ropes. Kurt's face is all red and he does the WTF reaction. Kurt continues to work the legs with some other submissions like the spinning toe hold, figure 4, anklelock boston crab variation but none of them are able to make Rey submit.....Rey gets a small package during one of the submission spots at 28:20 for the win. AND NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WWE Champion of the World Rey Mysterio.

So Joe did not do 5 kicks/knees, 2 boot scrapes, senton, muscle buster, joemission? Fire Bentley and replace him with Jay Lethal! Nope, he didn't hit the muscle buster. He stuck on the joemission (IS THAT REALLY WHAT IT'S CALLED!?) "out of nowhere", which I thought actually made it more effective. It would be if Joey Styles was the announcer...given that both Taz and Samoa Joe use the same finisher the Kokina Clutch why not call it Joemission.

Its time for Don West to go back to his rootS and start shrilling Sting merchandise! "FOR ONLY $29.95 YOU GET A STING MASK, A STING BAT, AND A SIGNED 8 x 10 PHOTO OF THE MAN THEY CALL STING!...call now the operators are waiting....1-800-555-STING"

Sting has the Hogan nostalgia heat which is a good thing for the short term but long term it means alot of boring Jeff Jarrett promos and matches.

It's time for the succubus to help Cena get some heel heat. Lita should drop Edge for Cena.

Is it time to have another Diva Search Contest to find a replacement for Lita?

4.0 and 3.7 for the hours.

Goldust and Moma but thats it.

Worst finish ever.

So Christian would feel right at home were he a participant? So a thread comes to life? Wow.

Breakdown PPV vs Owen Hart.

Cena is a dummy....punch the ribs.

Is Doom one of them? Can't believe it's already coming out on DVD. Mr. Boll movies.

There are video game movies that are worse than Date Movie.

how long was edge in that headlock?

Unleashed needs to use the same format as the Lindell vs Contour 3 special.

Masters drinks ICO-PRO!

When will TUF season 3 start? Raw is boring the hell out of me.

Its boring because the booking style is soooooooooo slow.