Hassan is the one that beats the law of averages from the factory of suck that is OVW. IMO the main reason he is better than the rest is that he seems confident but not over arrogent and looks natural when he does his promos while everybody else looks like bad actors. Plus there is Davari who talks the jibberish that can distract whatever weakness Hassan has.
I am still waiting to see the Magic Carpet Ride by Davari.
My ideas was to make him a ninja.
No reason. Just make him a ninja.
Hey, at least he'd stand out.
Only if he uses ninja stars as weapons and has a tv sitcom.
NBA
In the 70s when Kermit beat up Rudy Tomjanavich.
Latrell Sprewell choking his coach PJ Carlismo.
Pistons vs Pacers brawl.
0.02 seconds Lakers CHEAT-2-WIN playoff game.
The 1999 short season.
Nobody ever got shot on a A-Team episode, also if a car ever got shot at it would explode and flip.
On the Dukes of Hazzard the sheriff would always catch a celebrity in a speed trap and force then to sing at the bar.
Fox would cancel fan favorite tv shows and replace it with a cheap reality program.