Pairing you up with Stacy Keibler is WWE's special little way of saying "we don't have a clue on what to do with you, how to get you over, and frankly we've given up trying. Sorry. If it's any consolation, you can hang around with this hot chick."
The Test/Steiner treatment. The only thing that would make this better is if Val Venis tried to make Stacy into a porn star.