Damaramu

I took a monster shit in that McDonald's one time. I had just finished up a huge lunch of a Corn beefed and swiss sandwich and a blackberry soda at the Carnegie Deli and I was walking through Times Square and I realized I had to go like none other. My eyes quickly darted around for a place to use the bathroom and it settled on McDonalds. I took off across the busy street like a bat out of hell and ripped into the McDonald's. I rushed past everyone to the one person bathroom. There was someone in it...and a line. 2 guys in front of me. I danced around for a bit but luckily these guys just had to piss. So they were quickly done and I rushed in and just let it fly. After about 10 minutes of pure weight loss goodness I wiped........flushed twice(i had to use that much toilet paper) and left. The smell was unbearable. I know you can usually take it it *you* made it but I couldn't. I opened the door and there was a line of about 15 people waiting out there.....I snickered at the misfortune of these folks and quickly exited the building. That's my story about that McDonalds.

Damn Dama, You gotta do something about Rod. Send him rawmvp's way I'm trying! And if I sent him over rawmvp's way.....ugh I don't want to see a 30 page post filled with every word in a thesaurus describing how Rod gave him a rimjob.

I demand the thread be reopened! I was enjoying telling rawmvp what a tool he was and then watching him further bury himself in the moron pool as he continued to churn out bullshit at an alarming rate. I demand a reopening! I want to see what extreme stupidity he can think of next!

Dean Martin made it! So did some of my other fav's. Pen Salesman Rose Bowl Guy Dean Martin The Girl with Pink Hair(i like celine and that was amazing) Clay II and that girl that was in the very first girl trio that went on. The really hot one that stood in the middle and had the high heels on....oh yeah she was good looking, and could sing. Watch the winner be someone we haven't even seen audition really. Oh and I did like Unchained Melody guy but he turned into a real "but you said you liked me!" asshole.

I'm fast approaching zero hour.....I'm so nervous I think I'm going to puke about 30 times before I actually make it to the field...but I can't let the coach know this........I must appear that I am confident and have the attitude that I *know* I'm already on the team. They'll like confidence...but not arrogance...gotta keep it on the border. When I get out of school at 11:45 I'm going to grab some lunch then stretch.....and stretch some more.......whew.....this is gut wrenching.

Curling? Yeah I just don't understand that sport......

So does this mean that I can't disagree with just about anything that Goodear says?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic.......

Yeah well check out the recruiting class. My low chances took an even bigger dive if they don't redshirt all those kids. I'm trying to remain optimistic......hell hopefully I get a shot on the scout team at least. That'd be fun for me.

Yeah whatever. Don't even try messing with me you bullshiting little swine. Hehehe.....little swine. It's funny because it's true.

Well I just got done slapping Boston College around. I was up at the half like 34 to nothing and then they tried to make a comeback scoring a long TD in the 3rd quarter. I went 3 and out on my next play and got worried that they may actually be coming alive. Well I forced them to go 3 and out and they punted and I returned the punt for a TD. That put me up 41-7......I subbed in the second team....they scored another TD and that's all she wrote.....I win 41-14. Next game is my last non-conference game and it's against Bowling Green.

Oh god......I just talked to Coach Johnson. It's tomorrow night at 5. At this place: http://www.soonersports.com/ViewArticle.db...00&ATCLID=26582 Oh god I'm nervous......but I'm ready.

I'm sorry honey that i couldn't tell that that was a joke. I feel really stupid that i couldn't pick out that obvious joke in otherwise beautifully written and serious account of your romantic life. *jumps behind WJM* Yeah kick his ass! Don't let him talk down to you like that! Tear his balls off! *puts on beer helmet and sits back for action*

Well I just flat out enjoy watching a Benoit match than an HBK match. I get pissed off at the little things when watching a long HBK match whereas I enjoy just about every Benoit affair. I can't believe there is even a question as to who is better when it's painfully obvious that Benoit is.

Oh yeah forgot about her......yeah she seems cool but her friends from that night looked like jackasses. I think it's more my hate for everyone that's a teenager....despite being 19 myself. Lousy kids.....no respect.

Hardly. It's not difficult if you've been raised with a ball at your feet. It's just a case of passing the ball, keeping the ball close to you, and hitting it cleanly. If you can do that, you'll fit in in any game in the park. I'm a goalkeeper. Well I've always sucked at Soccer......I can't control that damn ball at all.

Let me put it this way. Compare a decent Benoit match to HBK's best match and the Benoit match is better. Benoit's best work absolutely embarasses HBK's best work. Oh and Benoit doesn't sell better? Well I've never known Benoit to get hit with a truckload of offense and then kip up and defeat his opponent with one shot. But HBK does that all the time. And HBK brings more energy? Sure.....that's why I'm on the edge of my seat in every Benoit match and the only time I've been on the edge of my seat in an HBK match was at Survivor Series this past year. Yep....like I said.....Benoit is miles ahead of HBK in the ring and there's no way you're going to change that.

I guess you missed this last year's playoffs then. As for me, if the WNBA, golf, and boxing were eradicated from the face of existence, then I don't think I'd complain. The WNBA just sucks, golf isn't even a sport, and boxing is about as real as pro wrestling. Boxing can't seem to do anything to make me care about who's fighting. Just like the NBA. I don't care who wins.

****Spoilers Below**** He uses that to show his religious cell-mate that he's telling the truth about what he can do with his blackouts. He slams his hands in his younger days and appears with "Stigmata" in the future. From what I can see, nothing really changed significantly. All the messed up stuff still happened, it 's just he had scars on his hands *SPOILER* Wouldn't his teacher though have recommended counciling to his mother for this? Also why does he go to a small part of time and then come back? I'd just go back and relive my entire life. Start over from scratch. I've always wondered what my life would be like if I could go back with all the knowledge I have now and use it......well actually I'd be a straight A student with tons of money and a hot girlfriend. Oh and I'd be going to an Ivy League school. That would be awesome.

As opposed to the homo soon to be in the Sooners jersey Hahahaha......damn straight. I had this one guy who was a Texas fan bitching at me about OU and he said "Get ready....the day is coming for you faggots in maroon! Burnt Orange!" I was like......."Maroon?" Oh and why did he yell "Burnt orange!" Why didn't he just say "Go Texas!" I tell you.......some people I don't get.

OMG MASKED ROOFLER SAYS THAT MAKES MANY MANY ROFFLE CAKES AND BURNS HIS SILLY SYRUP. I told Dama to start yodeling, but I didn't tell him to be any good at it. My apologies aren't to be had for the large monsoon of non-competition coming your way though, Piss. I haven't even begun to yodel sir! Probably b/c I don't know how......

Oh damn.....I watched last nights episode and Frankie is one screwed up bitch. She reminds me of this guy and girl I knew who would get together and break up about 40 times in one week. And Cameron and Brad are a couple of bitches I tell you what. As a matter of fact aside from Jac everyone this season doesn't seem to pass as a decent human being at all. I would literally want to kill these people if I lived with them.

What the hell is this movie about!? Oh and.......reading what little tidbits I've read it sounds like it'd piss me off. Little bitches(guys and girls) that act all hardcore and act like they're hot shit and nothing can touch them piss me off. That's why I laugh when I see a movie about a teen acting all hardcore and then they get killed. Serves the biatches right.

Maybe it's due to cable/satallite boxes being so complicated now that you really can't use them without a remote. I'm pretty sure he meant one a regular TV.

ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me?