The Metal Maniac

Tony Schiavone is the worst announcer ever, and I can prove it. I can't remember the exact PPV (Maybe a Great American Bash '96 or something like that) but it's Benoit vs. Kevin Sullivan in a Falls Count Anywhere match. You know, the one with the infamous "THERE'S A LADY IN THE MEN'S WASHROOM!" call? Yeah, that match. Near the end, Benoit pulls a table out from under the ring. Tony's call, which proves he's the worst announcer ever? "And Benoit . . . has got the chair." Yes. He called a TABLE a CHAIR. Case closed.

Man, that's such a comical mental picture... I can just see Cro-Cop taking a step back, with that "I can't believe you just fucking touched me" look on his face, then kicking Simmons' head clean off.

Personally, I'd perfer to see it without getting bitched out for it, but what can you do? Besides not getting caught, I suppose....

For You by My Dying Bride I will be here for you All I want is you When I see your face All the angels are shamed Lay with me, beauty Feel me close to you Take my hand to you Touch my softly, your warm skin Cover me with you Over me, under you Pull me in to you As one we lay, intwined All I have ever wanted I have I'll never wish again You are You are Heaven-sent And... I Won't Fall in Love Today By the Suicidal Tendencies Baby, don't you be blue You know that I'll always be true You know that I'll always love you And we'll always be together too Over a thousand things I could say to you Half of which would be untrue But the one thing for sure I can say Is I won't fall in love today Baby when you hold me tight You know everything will be alright So lets not take any time to fight Cuz I love you with all my might Over a thousand things I could say to you Half of which would be untrue But the one thing for sure I can say Is I won't fall in love today Oh, you make me feel like a man When we're rollin' in the sand So come and take me by the hand And do the things you know we can Over a thousand things I could say to you Half of which would be untrue But the one thing for sure I can say Is I won't fall in love today

Seconded.

HHH vs Foley, Hell in the Cell "You may say, this is no dream, this is a nightmare - maybe. But this is MY nightmare, and I decide when I wake up!"

I'm with Mike. That fucking bad.

My favourite part of the match... Hogan does something mildy against the rules - Jesse loses it. Savage blatently cheats - "No, that's smart wrestling!" I miss hypocritical announcers.

You know the ones I mean. They've got the band, on a stage, in front of a crowd - but it's not live. It's just them synching up to the song that's already on the album. Does that bug anyone else? I hate it. It comes across as awfully lazy, and it's usually pretty obvious when it isn't live. I'd much perfer that the video either have them actually playing live, or just be the band in front of anything else. I just don't like the cop-out feel to the things. Anyone else feel this way?

Does jamming a bottle of Head and Shoulders into Head count as using a foreign object? If so, that.

Yeah, but didn't they just do that because they're cheap bastards and decided to keep most of the money the company gave them? And didn't they put in boos instead of cheers?

Next chance I have, I'm going straight to KFC.

No it's not. It's like...HHH-HBK-HHH-Goldberg-HHH-Benoit-HHoops. Scratch that last one. For now.

That's...different. I like it.

The best is that one guy who the government slipped acid to without his knowledge. He thought he could fly and jumped out of like, a 20-storey window. I still wanna see the video of soldiers trying to drill while on acid. That'd be comical.

I assumed as much. Did they just drug people up and get them to draw? How bizarre.

Since we're already in a thread about Thumbtack (which somehow isn't about Thumbtack) I'll ask this here - what the fuck is up with your sig? I demand further explination of who and what drug.

So explain to me again why it would be wrong if someone went out on national TV, and said "Damn, I hate niggers," yet this is not. Also, I think Spiny has a point. People whose every word will be heard and reported by someone should be really fucking careful about what they say, opinions or not.

You don't consider calling all gay people faggots to be gaybashing? And yeah, isn't retarded one of those terms that, while being technically correct to use, fell out of common use due to negative connotations of the word? Like, one of those words that got swept away by political correctness and replaced with terms like "challenged" or "handicapped". That's what I had always thought.

Drizzt is from D&D. I got like, 24, with a lot of guesses.

I'm still wondering how they ever got that poor sucker to paint his face like a cat. I think he musta been really really drunk the night of their first show or something... "No, trust me man, it's gonna be BAD-ASS! *snicker*"

Ok, so I've had this film recommended to me, but here's the thing: I generally don't like/watch zombie movies. In fact, I say the end of Day of the Dead the other day (About from the time that guy opens the gate and lets the zombies rip him up) and the start of some other zombie movie for the very first time. My problems with the movies were that I didn't understand why anything was happening (I guess it's my own fault on the first one, but I saw the other movie START and they didn't explain anything) and there was too much of what I thought was senseless gore. Like, I can see using gore in movies, but there had to be like, a 10-minute scene of just zombies eating flesh. That I did not enjoy, because I thought it was just pointless. That said...does this new zombie movie have any semblence of a plot (I guess it does from what I've read here, but do they actually explain stuff in the film, or is it all guesswork on your parts?) and do they spend a lot of time on just pointless gore? I kinda wanna see it, but I don't wanna end up watching a movie that's just gonna piss me off by being poorly explained and needlessly gorey.

You could start by moving on with your fucking lives. Let's all just not talk about Eagen ever again. I think that's the best solution.

That's not ironic; that's blatently fucking obvious. People don't like watching Orton wrestle (it seems) but they do like watching Brock wrestle. Duh.

Iced Earth - A Question of Heaven Iron Maiden - Paschendale Iron Maiden - Children of the Damned That's what comes to mind as of right now.