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Actually, I have over 600 approved articles on Fark. But, I'm pretty sure half of them came before 2003 too. Congrats! Keep up the good work with all your... um... inconsistancy.

Sweet move Rob! Let the Warriors insanity spread across the land!

Ok, thanks anyway.

Here are my predictions for what I think WILL happen and what I think SHOULD happen at the granddaddy of them all. Post yours too. J HHH v. Batista: SHOULD HAPPEN: Batista crushes HHH by beating him to a bloody mess ala The Road Warriors and the Midnights. Not a squash mind you, but a severe beating that HHH has had coming for a long time so the haters can watch him suffer "for his sins" so to speak. WILL HAPPEN: Sorry HHHaters, but the favorite son is going over. But I wouldn't be surprised to see Cena come out after winning the title from JBL earlier in the night so the crowd goes home somewhat happy. It is very true though that since there aren't any strong enough heels to challenge for the gold HHH needs to hold onto it for awhile longer. JBL vs. Cena: SHOULD HAPPEN: A blow away match were Cena goes over. Cena has shown good timing in getting the crowd to pop for him as has JBL in getting his heat, but neither guy seems to really have what it takes to win over everybody with that 4 to 5 star match we expect from guys playing at this level. WILL HAPPEN: A decent match that will get good amounts of undeserved heat from the crowd and impress no one. Cena still goes over. I'm thinking a face off with Cena and HHH somewhere during the show might spark a fight after the Batista loss. Angle vs. HBK: SHOULD HAPPEN: Angle makes HBK tap to the anklelock in a match that goes 25-30 minutes somewhere just after the middle of the event. Angle deserves this win. Being that this really isn’t the main event it isn’t going to get the 35 – 40 minutes smarks are really hoping for. WILL HAPPEN: I’m thinking they are going to go with Angle picking up the win. The promo on RAW this week seems to indicate that the finish will come down to the anklelock. Seeing as though they showed so many of the tap outs in the past they seem to have it in mind. But I am expecting this to be match of the night as are most of you I’d assume. Money in the Bank Ladder Match: SHOULD HAPPEN: Jericho should win this as they never followed up on his promo months ago where he talked about somebody "being in the title scene not named H-H-H." Besides at this point HHH owes him and eventually he’ll have to do business with Jericho. No better time like the present. Could be a show stealer, but whether or not it is might depend where on the card it is. If later in the night its chances are good, earlier not so much. WILL HAPPEN: Shelton will get the duke here which will no doubt undermine his IC title reign and make no sense as he can afford a loss here. The rest have no real chance as Kane, Christian, and Benoit are in limbo and Edge won’t be rewarded for walking away with a friends’ girlfriend. Undertaker vs. Randy Orton: SHOULD HAPPEN: Taker jobs to the RKO in a match brutality wise, should rival Ortons Foley match. Orton needs to be rebuilt as a heel more than keeping Takers streak alive. WILL HAPPEN: Taker jobs to a weapon shot after multiple RKOs (and no doubt a run in or two) that either get no sold or just doesn’t get it done. Orton isn’t going to get much for being in this match regardless if Taker is game for the match or not. Perhaps Foley as a surprise guest ref? Rey Rey vs Eddie: SHOULD HAPPEN: Both guys tease heel turns throughout the match (ala Pillman/Zenk from years ago) yet still have a good match nobody cheats (!) and they stay friends, yet rivals. WILL HAPPEN: Eddie turns on Rey with some evil heel tricks. The crowd boos Eddie but when he wins the match they cheer him cuz he is fucking cool. The following weeks are a blur as in spite of all their efforts to make him a heel the crowd continues to cheer him for awhile but slowly stops caring cuz the WWE isn’t giving them what they want. Ahhhh apathy. Trish vs. Christy: SHOULD HAPPEN: It shouldn't. WILL HAPPEN: It will. TBS vs. Akebono: SHOULD HAPPEN: At least not a SUMO match. Whatever. WILL HAPPEN: Put over Big Show and do it quick. No cruiserweight title match? No tag title match? Maybe they will announce SOMETHING in the next week or so.

With all the people camping out outside the hospice does that mean conservatives still hate protesters?

1) What is your favorite WM, top to bottom, of all time? X-7 - So many good matches. Really well booked as none of the matches took away from the others. 2) What is your least favorite WM of all time? 11 - The title match and the LT match were strong but the rest of the card sucked so badly.... fuck Lex Luger. 3) What is your favorite WM match? Savage v Steamboat. So good. 4) What is your least favorite WM match? Hercules vs. Haku. Waste of time 5) Name some honorable mentions for favorite match: Angle v Benoit, Hogan v Warrior, Rockers v Haku and Barbarian 6) What is your favorite WM venue? Skydome. 7) What is your least favorite WM venue? Trump Plaza. gawd what an awful place to have a wrestling event. I heard most of the tix for WMv were comped and most of the people in attendance weren't even wrestling fans. Which makes sense as the crowd was shitty most of the night. 8) Going in, which WM card do you think looked the best on paper? This is a tough one cuz its all about perception. So I'll have to say III cuz Hogan/Andre back then as an idea blew peoples minds. 9) Going in, which WM card do you think looked worst on paper? WM7. Hogan v Slaughter in the Main event??? Sure it was a decent match but come on! 10) What do you think is the most underrated WM of all time? WM7 - Sure there was alot of crap on this show but they kept it short. Hogan vs Slaughter, Macho vs Warrior, Bossman vs Perfect, Rockers vs Heenans team, and the Harts vs the Nastys made for a really good card. 11) What do you think is the most overrated WM of all time? 14 - Not cuz the event sucks, it just wasn't the blow away show i was hoping for even if it IS historically significant. 12) What is your favorite WM moment? Macho beating Flair for the title at WM8. 13) What is your least favorite WM moment? Luger and Bulldog vs the Blu Bros. Just plain awful. 14) Who would you pick as the top three Wrestlemania performers of all time? Savage, Bret, Hogan. 15) How many of the previous 20 Wrestlemanias have you seen? All of them. 16) What was the most surprising WM moment to you? Seeing Hogan job to the Warrior. 17) Who was your favorite "special guest" at a WM? I'll go with the members of the Gimmick battle Royal. That was a good time. 18) Which WM have you seen the most times? WM 7 - But Only cuz i bought my first VCR around that time and it was the only Mania I had in tape. 19) Which WM commentary team was your favorite? Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan 20) Above all, what do you want to see at WM this year? Angle vs. HBK. I'm such a Smark. I'll fill mine out when/if we get a few responses here. :

http://cu.convio.net/site/PageServer?pagen..._song_download# I found this at CollegeHumor.com. Its some funny shit. The drugs *I* need.

Do you have the Take/Sasuke match from RAW? Wasn't that supposedly a better match? Thanks for all the cool matches BTW. Good stuff.

Well obviously there isn't any money to be made in it. Switching your house to solar panels to power and heat your home is super-expensive in spite of the indenpence it affords you. If they can't paint you in like the electric company does they won't push for it cuz they won't make any money.

I really don't care what the pledge says or money for that matter. On the surface its seems innocent enough. I do WORRY however that this issue isn't a trojan horse for after-school groups i.e. recruiters for whatever local churches want to strong arm impressionable kids into joining. One thing you can always count on from people is excess regardless of their affiliation.

It's only a woman being starved to death despite her family's pleading. Yup, no news there. Again, making terrorists wear women's underwear on their head is torture. A woman starving to death because her husband wants her to shouldn't even be news? Got it. -=Mike ...Doesn't it make more sense to, in the absence of a living will expressly stating a desire to die, to assume she wants to live?... No, there is NO NEWS here because it is a PRIVATE matter between the husband and the family. Comparing this case to how we treat detainees is just foolish. Apples and oranges. Got it? Assume nothing. Cheesa, this country has NO legal form of euthanasia for human beings. What her husband is trying to do is back-door euthanasia, plain and simple. If he didn't already have a "live-in girlfriend," and a kid with her, I MIGHT be more sympathetic to his position. Since that is the situation, he can go sit and spin, for all I care. I recognise that Chrono. However, since I believe that everyone has a right to die if they want to. If there is a conflict between husband and family it should be kept private and out of the scrutiny of the media. If the husband has moved on with his life I won't hold it against him. If they decide to let her live I'm fine with that too. It's none of MY business. But one thing that IS for sure is that that poor woman can't decide for herself at this point. I don't know what to tell you about what she may or may not have said before she ended up how she did.

So IS there any evidence of terrorists coming over the border through mexico?

It's only a woman being starved to death despite her family's pleading. Yup, no news there. Again, making terrorists wear women's underwear on their head is torture. A woman starving to death because her husband wants her to shouldn't even be news? Got it. -=Mike ...Doesn't it make more sense to, in the absence of a living will expressly stating a desire to die, to assume she wants to live?... No, there is NO NEWS here because it is a PRIVATE matter between the husband and the family. Comparing this case to how we treat detainees is just foolish. Apples and oranges. Got it? Assume nothing.

Maybe the media and everyone else trying to stick their nose into this should mind their own fucking busines cuz it has nothing to do with them. This is a private matter, not a struggle in political points of view. This should NOT be on the news.

I am not even against GM food either, I just feel for one, food should be labled in stores if it is GM, the way it is in Europe(OMG modeling us after EVILEUROSLOLO). The science of it is important of course, and I never said experiments should not be done to see what we can make of it, however at the same time, before the stuff is stocked on the shelves and before it becomes a regular part of our diet, we should know what the rammifications of putting the chemicals into our bodies are, ala producing a tomato that can fight off roundup pesticides, thus being allowed to be sprayed down with 10x of the stuff, might be semi-harmful to eat over a long period of time, do I know FOR SURE, NO, but how can you say it is 100% safe when studies like these to determine effects on the body could take up to twenty or thirty years for long term effects to be produced? He can't cuz we're too busy "burning him at the stake" or something. Who is the alarmist?

Hey that chick from the Noxema ads back in the days hit somebody with a car and got no coverage. She is a good looking girl. But Winona stole some shit! News at 6!

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If this wasn't a problem back in 1999 --- which it wasn't, considering that these stories didn't EXIST back then --- it's illogical that the IDENTICAL levels of mercury would be causing problems now. Just because we don't know about a problem doesn't mean that the problem does not exist. No, it shows that environmentalism is not a science, but a religious cult. They praised Clinton's environmental policies, but when Bush KEPT them, he was trying to poison the water. -=Mike Who "PRAISED" Clinton's enviornmental policies? Good luck finding an environmental group who ever criticized it. When the mercury level was identical for YEARS and there were NO reported problems --- it defies even the most cursory of logic to assume that SUDDENLY, it's become lethal. -=Mike Perhaps they didn't know THEN what they know NOW??? Testing over time can show new results that differ from ones in the past. Christ, can anybody who is NOT a conservative take a step without it being some conspiracy to crush Bush? Of course there are wackos that ties themselves to trees, but does that make Earth Day commie propaganda? No, it means there are civic minded people on the side of the road cleaning up a mess! If somebody has a theory or has produced some results that say the world is a mess of course we scrutinize. But political bias aside there are people who are trying to help out. Which is fine by me cult or not.

It might be easier if you used the correct grammar. "And they no say that you want to ban God."? The hell? Mike, you've become so angry that you're now completely incoherent. Maybe he should have calmed dow.... awww nevermind.

I already said my part earlier in the thread on this topic. You don't exactly have much to offer on this topic other than trying like hell to derail the thread. So much for being polite to your sorry ass. Then again, passive or hostile there just is NO talking to you.

How 'bout this --- when I invent moronic quotes from you (thanks for the steady flow of material, BTW. Inventing asinine quotes from you will never be needed), we can talk. -=Mike Um... it's a message board. You act like the guy sucker punched your dog. You made your point. He feels he did nothing wrong. I am not letting this go. -=Mike No shit.

So this has NOTHING to do with people trying to clean things up and ALL about politics and removing a republican from office? Geez and you say *I* wear a tinfoil hat? Nope, nobody had good intentions here. Not a one. They are liberals afterall.

How 'bout this --- when I invent moronic quotes from you (thanks for the steady flow of material, BTW. Inventing asinine quotes from you will never be needed), we can talk. -=Mike Um... it's a message board. You act like the guy sucker punched your dog. You made your point.

Well, its a nice idea that we are saving ourselves from ourselves by recycling and whatever. But It all doesn't really matter anyway cuz by the time the shit hits the fan for humanity it'll be waaaaay past our lifetimes. So who cares right? BTW, we always COULD use pot plants for a multitude tasks we have use for trees. Plus they grow back faster. Just saying.

Oh calm down Mike. For the sake of Christ.