Thoth

Oh. I remember now. See, I thought you meant something like I covered the ring in mousetraps.

As a Mac user, I can tell you that Apple dropping ADB cold turkey with the iMac didn't do much to create a need for ADB to USB adapters. By now, your best bet is eBay, or some discount electronics retailer, or, hell, at this point I have no idea.

I demand proof that I was actually coked-up enough to come up with a Mousetrap Match. The Stilts thing was gold, though.

I meant the people scheduled for the show. Also, I was kinda burned out, and to top it off, even if you had been in contact, my family's visiting. It's no-go.

1. No one has been in touch with me about the Thoth Report. 2. My family is visiting. Tomorrow, I am making some changes to the Thoth Report, and I will announce these tomorrow as well. Nothing major, but I think it will help the show.

The beta is available right now.

I'm sure by now you've heard the news about BootCamp, Apple's solution to run Windows XP natively on a Mac. Some people on various Mac forums have benchmarked games. "Ok So I just played F.E.A.R a real hog of a game. As anyone with a gaming pc will tell you. On my P4 3ghz, 1.5gb, ATI X800XT with settings all high, antistropic 8x, AA off, Vsync off, 1024x768 I get the folllowing results low. 25fps average. 42fps high 73fps On my imac core duo, 2gb, 256 X1600 same settings low. 26fps average. 45fps high 75fps That is with version 1.0 retail. I will update to latest version tommorow, but those results are impressive nether the less." Holy shit, kids. Keep in mind the graphics card in the Intel iMac is an x1600.

No, probably not. Here it is anyway.

Did anyone watch? I can't stop... laughing...

Oh my god, she's STILL TALKING.

Seriously.

Cancelled. AGES ago. Would have brought that up in the Thoth report, but... see... 15 hours of Disneyland? We were tired. Real tired. I didn't want to record. Maybe some other day in the future.

Woohoo! They don't appear to be young mothers, so I guess that's a plus. Not that that's an issue. Quite honestly, they had bad teeth. Nothing to do with pregnancy.

PayPal me some moolah and I'll send you one (brand new, still in package). And dude, where's the report? No report this past Sunday because we were up all day at Disneyland, then bed until 7:30 AM for more Disneyland. We just didn't have it in us.

Ced, you sold yours off too? I just sold mine to a friend.

It's more FPS-based than the GCN Metroids. Really, the lure of this game is the multiplayer, which I've gotta say is pretty solid. I haven't run into anything broken like snaking in Mario Kart yet.

If the DS can do it, the PSP can do it. The DS can only access WiFI that doesn't need an HTTP (Web) connection to log on.

I am just blown away by how fun I find this game. If you have it, post your friend code, and I'll add you. PM me if you do so I know about it. My code is in my sig.

He's right on this. MS fucked up bad here. I don't care that MS is working on it... still many people don't have broadband to get the fixes. To be fair, MS never promised across the board BC, because they know that it's an engineering nightmare. And you don't need broadband to get the fixes, either. Hell, you don't even need a computer. It is possible to connect to Live with dial-up... but, most people don't know how. Plus, dl'ing would take forever. You don't need Xbox Live to get the patches. Your Xbox does not need to be plugged into any sort of Internet to get the patches. You can burn it onto a CD from the web, or even have the CD mailed to you.

From southparkstudios.com: He's Back!!! Chef Returns to South Park The launch of "South Park’s" 10th season is marked by the triumphant homecoming of school chef, Jerome McElroy. "The Return of Chef!," premieres Wednesday, March 22 at 10:00 p.m., only Comedy Central. The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him. I was hoping for Mr. Derp, but this could be good. Surprisingly enough, in the small clip they have posted, it really sounds like Isaac Hayes. So I'm guessing they actually finished this episode early. Of course, they can always edit what they've made.

That's impossible. Dead or Alive 4 has only the slightest amount of ground game, wherein the engine only allows for one, count it, one hit while the opponent is down. You just need to learn how to get up properly. And I would love an opponent who threw nothing but strikes all day. Free counters.

He's right on this. MS fucked up bad here. I don't care that MS is working on it... still many people don't have broadband to get the fixes. To be fair, MS never promised across the board BC, because they know that it's an engineering nightmare. And you don't need broadband to get the fixes, either. Hell, you don't even need a computer.

Itagaki decided to make a better game, that's what happened. ...wait, I just saw you get your ass handed to you by the COMPUTER. --- As far as fighting games go, the Street Fighter 2 on Xbox may be indefinitely delayed, due to the fact that Capcom is trying to make an online fighting game. If you don't get this joke, you've never played a Capcom fighting game on Xbox.

I need to change the time of this Sunday's show because I will not be available at 6:30 PST on Sunday. If we can do it on Saturday, that would be great, or if we could do it at 8:30 PST on Sunday, that also works. Let me know.

SWF mom count is up to 3.