Peter: Gregg Allman, what do you do when your down back in your day?
Gregg: I don't know, I did a lot of drugs and married a broad named Cher, I wouldn't recommend either one of them.
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Peter: I know, beer will go right through you.
Stewie (sarcastic): Great, why don't we light up a doobie and watch some porn.
Peter (shifty eyes): You...you mean it?
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Child Services Woman: Glenn honey, I got a question. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I gotta a question for you, why are you still here?