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Nova Scotia's not in the Calgary-Toronto-Montreal area.

Is that what Marvin's going to look like when he's old?

Looks like I'm going with a bus trip out of Toronto. Section 112 in either row E, F, or G, which I guess are the most expensive seats not on the floor.

I don't know why you guys are giving him such a hard time. If I'm ever in New York and someone asks me for my number, I'm going to give them this. It'll be a fun gag and there won't be any long distance charges!

Just miss the minimum IP AGAIN, thanks to Kazmir not being put on the DL until Monday, and looks like I'm on my way again, with Ted Lilly missing his start this afternoon and Kip Wells, who I picked up after sticking Kazmir on the DL, might not start this week, either. 2 weeks ago I was in first, now I'm 13 back and in danger of falling out of the top 6.

He's safe for the year. If they suck next year, though, he'll be gone.

You've got the virus. Get a robe and some broth. No shit. I bought XM for the sports, but 90% of the time it seems like it's set to 202.

They want to help all the teams that no one likes make the playoffs.

Wasn't quite as funny as I thought it would be, but I still laughed quite a bit. There were a lot of quotable lines, though, that I'll probably end up using, like 'I do love fig newtons', that no one but me will find funny. They played the Borat trailer, too, and that got some good laughs.

I don't think it was Ebert, it was the editor of his website. Now that we actually have a movie theatre here, I'll be seeing this tonight, I hope.

Hey, TSN just cut out in the middle of the Jays game. Probably for the best. The road trip that killed their chances last year was a little later in the season, but had basically the same effect as this one. Hopefully they can stay up over .500 this time.

I think it's funny that Luke Prokopec can sit in his house in Australia or wherever the fuck he is now and say he was traded for someone who was traded for Greg Maddux.

I've been to Squamish before. They've got that big rock that looks like a face. And a Tim Horton's.

I liked it, but wouldn't say it's as good as Collateral. Obviously, it looks awesome, and that was pretty much my favourite part of the movie, that and the 2 death scenes Curry mentioned. Maybe I didn't like it that it was too serious. I know it's not a comedy and didn't expect tons of laughs, but I thought there'd be a few smartass comments thrown in there once in a while and there really wasn't, aside from the 'Havana, Louisiana' thing after Crockett came back from Cuba.

Ah, I miss the minimum IP by about *this much* (had to be less than an inning) because Kazmir is hurt, and lost 7-5, otherwise I would have won 11-1.

I'll usually stick it on O&A or Ron & Fez if there's something going on there that I like to listen to. I'll some times put it on the Home Plate or Home Ice channels, but some of those shows aren't very good (Charley Steiner blabbing about Barry Bonds or Rob Dibble being a moron).

RBIs are a dumb way to determine how valuable a single player is because it's mostly dependant on the players who hit before them.

Apparently, the Jays are in the lead in the Corey Lidle 'sweepstakes'. I don't see what the point there is, I wouldn't think he'd offer more than anyone out of AAA would give you as a 4th or 5th starter.

I'm leaning towards: Kazmir - round 8 Street - round 4 Gonzalez - undrafted And probably Uggla, who was undrafted, too, depending on how the rest of the season goes.

Uggla, Giles, or Wilkerson is on the block for some pitching.

I was kinda hoping someone like TBS would pick up the re-runs, but I don't know if they'd be able to squeeze it in between their 60 daily airings of Everybody Loves Raymond.

I know Pat Hentgen didn't make the all-star team in '96.

Ken Rosenthal said something about the Jays trading a young bullpen arm to Tampa for Julio Lugo since someone's expendable after getting Accardo from the Giants. I'm thinking Brandon League, that's why he's up right now and being put in big situations.

It rhymes, at least.