Ravenbomb

a 30 minute film reel of Chuck Norris having sex with a midget was the inspiration for the 20's German Expressionist movement

There was a rumor that Chuck 3:16 was written on the heel of Norris' boot, but the only way to read it was to read it really quick while he gave you a roundhouse kick. Since few people survive a roundhouse kick with their mind in tact, it has yet to be confirmed or denied

I hear tell that's how the universe was created.

When he cums, does Christ's blood ejaculate out?

My g/f's little brother said something to that effect once...

So really, every time Chuck Norris masturbates, he kills a kitten...

It was the sight of Chuck Norris naked that turned George Takei gay

Lou Ferrigno once looked at Chuck Norris in a way that Norris didn't like. Norris squeezed Ferrigno's testicles until he turned into the Hulk, then Norris ate him.

Yeah, I was waiting for someone to say "Well, people kept saying how big a hearet he had..." or something

thanks to a picture that used to be in someone's signature; The Warriors

any movie with Luis Guzman in it

Rap

"What Goes On" by the Velvet Underground

the Ashlee Simpson gag was hysterical, if a bit out-dated

I think the Orleans cover is the worst EVER. The White Album isn't even close to worst ever. But someone said worst by a mainstream artist/group.

WM 20. All of it the ladder match with RVD

You motherfuckers! Go count your dick!

http://www.geocities.com/ste4815162342/Whe...yourgodnow.html http://ravenbomb.250free.com/burgerkingytmnd.html they're both the same, but the audio doesn't show up on one of them sometimes

Topher should play the Spider-Clone

scotch tape

Edit: Crap, JMA got to it the same time I did...