Special K

Superman Slurpee, tequila and a freezer. Bong!

Man if it has Miami Vice, I may have to rethink my cable package. No joke, I LOVE that stupid show. But a sleuth channel better have some motherfuckin' Poirot. I can't go without my mincing detective. And again, I mean that with no sarcasm. I LOVES me some Poirot.

the bonus tracks in GH1 have some gems. I love the titular track for it's cheesiness. It talks about rocking the star power. Sail your Ship goes from a Tool mimmickry to prog rock wanky bliss. Let's face it: GH makes cheese fun. "More than a feeling." That is a stupid fucking dumbass song. Yet when you're playing multiplayer, you get full star power every time before its cheese-ass chorus. And you tilt that guitar in synch with your friend, and it's fried gold.

I was Frank Booth last Halloween. 1/10 people got it, and those people thought I was a sick fuck. All it takes is a sports jacket and an inhaler mask. And a willingness to BE Frank. Instant magic. People having a good time. 6'4 guy in a suit walks up hyperventing into an inhaler mask. Tells them baby wants to fuck. Or, to be accurate: Baybeee wants to Fuuuuuuck. Fucking best costume in the world. Good times. I'm tellin' ya, fried gold. This year, I'm going to shave my goatee down to a pencil-thin moustache, slick down my hair, wear hick teeth. (I'll never find Peru teeth. Que lastima) wear a suit, run a half a mile and ask people to tell me to fuck them, or I'll rip their heart out. I shall BE Bobby Peru. Or I'll gain a hundred pounds and scream "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND" over and over. Man, you want me at your party. I'll be so funny to me.

KOAB gets the high five! You might want to wash that hand off after I done touched it, though. *sniff sniff sniff* <-- approximates a laugh Oh, and say it. Or just whisper it. Plus: That faggot that played Jesus and the Green Goblin? *sniff sniff sniff* Look here at my slick-ass hair. Look at my rotten-ass teeth. My finely-groomed moustache slicked ever so slightly with sweat. Now ask me to fuck you like you mean it OR I'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT.

Maybe someday I'll fuck you, KOAB. But right now I gots to go! You ain't got enough Bobby Peru in you. You listen to my deep down sound comin' out of me, and you'll never be the same. I'm gonna be a big ol jackrabbit jumpin' roun' your hole. Don't look so scared KOAB. KOAB's ain't supposed to be scared'a no jackrabbit. Say it.

Man, that, some Sepultura, I'd be in heaven. Of course my favorite band is SY, but they would be pretty impossible to duplicate on GH, outside of maybe Kool Thing. If they somehow duplicated Diamond Sea or Rain on Tin I'd be having an orgasm, but it's really not doable. The tracks I have yet to beat are Cowboys from Hell and Frankenstein on expert. Funny that Frankenstien is one of my favorite tracks, but it's bloody difficult on expert. There's just something hilarious about jamming on a fake guitar trying to mimmick insane organ riffs. I hope those are organs. I Could annihilate that jam on a piano.

That all sounds good. Holy shit, they're doing "Raining Blood"? I think I could play that song. Only because I've heard it a million times. "Eruption" was really sort of a wet dream. As I mentioned before Harmonix pulls some crazy tracks. The super-ultra secret track opf frequency has a synth track that defies explanation. It's fucking impossible.

SAY IT OR I'LL RIP YOU HEART OUT!!!!

Mayyyyybeeee. No, I think there's another hawk## Whatever. Let's all get BUTT-naked and fuck YEAH! Bobby Peru don't give no fucks!

Aren't there two Hawk##s? One makes good points in sports.

Thank God. The Kink's version is better. And 'You really got Me' follows Eruption, does it not? I for sure thought they would have eruption. Anyone who has played Harmonix games knows they're bastards.

Easily WMIX Jericho v Michaels. Great match. The crowd was into it more than any other match besides McMahon Hogan., but it was cool, because they were pulling for both sides. The pop was tremendous when they shook, and then they finally turned on Jericho with th low-blow. And once Sabu almost took my head off. Good Times. (addendum: that's what made ECW special. You were part of this underground thing, and getting socked by Sabu was an honor)

Hey! All valid points! : ( Yeah Payton is sorta a douche I couldn't believe that play when he was jawing and got a ball bounced off his BUTT.

Cheesala can be abominable. look at his 'funny' pictures in the HD pictures thread. but at he's not rape-happy. KKK has a sense of humor. I already 'talked' to Mike in the Duke thread. He came back with an USHU! worthy insult, and baleeted it because he fucking sucks. And you can never have too much Special K. It's packed full of vitamins. Or mad wigger Seth Green goodness. Or it'll get you really high. It's Horse Tranqs! Take your pick. I don't gop to the Pit much because it's Mike and Marney fucking each other textually. Watn to talk about movies or video games? FUCK NO. It's rape or boardum or nothing.

You know, I think you're right, at least since Daydream, which had Intro to Teen-Age (crtics be damned, I love that intro.) The Sprawl, Kissability, and Eliminator Jr. But on that album everyone else was just as good. Rather Ripped, every Kim track is good. I was a bit disappointed with Lee's track, buit it wasn't bad. Surprisingly Thurston is getting weak on his lyrics, but he can still play guitar like a motherfuck. Kim surprisingly hasn't had a bad track since NYC Ghosts, besides the &*%^7 and hand cream song, which everyone loves except for me. I hate that song. EDIT: I don't think anyone likes Waching Machine besides me. (Well everyone with a bit of taste loved Diamond Sea)

Well, everyone knows they're my favorite band, ever. Along with the Velvet Underground. The new album, which you can stream (and I did) in its entirety sorta... sucks. Well it doesn't suck but it sounds like half of Murray Street and Sonic Nurse. The reason I loved Sonic Youth were they had crazy unique chords, that I hadn't heard. I don't mind their hippy sensibility at all. Rain On Tin Kills. It just Kills. And they repeated themselves just once, if at all. Rather Ripped? A lot like Cromulantly Crappy. Not that it's bad. Kim's toned it down for years, and she;s actually the best part of the album, vocally. but the good songs sound like weak spectres of Murray Street and Sonic Nurse. So, So, Dissappointed.

I just realized we're all fucked. They announced Van Halen for the next Guitar Hero. We're getting the 6 minute "Eruption" a track I would be hard pressed to play on the piano. And I'm a skilled pianist, capable of playing an almost note perfect "Flight of the Bumblebee", and the 12 variations. "12 Variations" I can play note-perfect off of my piano teacher's notes. This includes such gems as (Pointing to a passage "Bitch") and (pointing to another "almost impossible). This is the voted-best blues pianist in Washington State. They're putting in "Eruption", we're all going to die. (Note: This seems like I'm reporting they're putting in "Eruption". They haven't even alluded to anouncing it, but having never heard it, I think they might put it in.)

I hear that. I'm not a huge fan of any NBA team in particular. The only B-ball team ai have any particular love for is Gonzaga. That said, Comparing Wade to Jordan is a bit premature, he is incredible, no doubt, but he's king of the free throws now. I don't like Mourning, but fuck he was incredible on D this game. It's hard not to like a guy when he plays with that much hustle. The Heat wouldn't have won game 6 w/o him. He was playing crazy. I'm glad the Glove got a ring. But it's with a bit of regret. The guy is so clearly terrible recently, and used to be so incredibly great. It's like Malone, is it a love of the game that they play 3rd fiddle for a championship, or is it ego? Tough to tell.

Even more, the Kim Gordon tracks, on average are the best ones. :0 I really like the album, now. I should learn, Sonic Nurse and Washing Machine and Rather Ripped I disliked, then grew to love. You'd think I'd learn, since they're my favorite band. This album is pretty lyrically dissapointing from Thurston's standpoint. I HATED "Sleeping around" the first time I heard it, thought it was the worst song on the album, but it's because the lyrics suck. The guitar work is pretty cool. Plus it comes after the first three tracks, which I love. The first three tracks are terrific. Track five is catchy as hell, the next three are pretty good, lights out is bad, Pink Steam is really good, then the closer which is just fine, but I don't like nearly as much as their most recent closers. Overall, I'm just impatient with my favorite band. You have to listen a couple times to open yourself to the guitars. And this album has some sparkiling, pretty guitar riffs. Maybe a bit close to the last two albums, but that is certainly not a bad thing.

Not exactly new, but this cover actually hurts your eyes at full size. Everything's this horrible faux-3D (or maybe actually 3D, my CD didn't come with glasses, so I don't care) where everything is traced with yellow, red and green. It's pretty nauseating. I like the album, though.

Could be. I haven't played Tekken 3 in about 4-5 years, though.

Easily the only thing where Fallon is really funny. His Nic Cage and Adam Sandler were awesome. I forgot about "a leather glove" That might be the best one. Famous Horsemen - Whore Semen I have a Chardonnay - I have a hard-on

Hey, what a coincedince. I have an ulcer, and shat a stream of pure blood today. Back to the Doctor with me if this shit doesn't stop.

Prince Iaukea was awful, and took the belt off of Regal after a LONG run.