Special K

KOAB gets the high five! You might want to wash that hand off after I done touched it, though. *sniff sniff sniff* <-- approximates a laugh Oh, and say it. Or just whisper it. Plus: That faggot that played Jesus and the Green Goblin? *sniff sniff sniff* Look here at my slick-ass hair. Look at my rotten-ass teeth. My finely-groomed moustache slicked ever so slightly with sweat. Now ask me to fuck you like you mean it OR I'LL TEAR YOUR HEART OUT.

Maybe someday I'll fuck you, KOAB. But right now I gots to go! You ain't got enough Bobby Peru in you. You listen to my deep down sound comin' out of me, and you'll never be the same. I'm gonna be a big ol jackrabbit jumpin' roun' your hole. Don't look so scared KOAB. KOAB's ain't supposed to be scared'a no jackrabbit. Say it.

Man, that, some Sepultura, I'd be in heaven. Of course my favorite band is SY, but they would be pretty impossible to duplicate on GH, outside of maybe Kool Thing. If they somehow duplicated Diamond Sea or Rain on Tin I'd be having an orgasm, but it's really not doable. The tracks I have yet to beat are Cowboys from Hell and Frankenstein on expert. Funny that Frankenstien is one of my favorite tracks, but it's bloody difficult on expert. There's just something hilarious about jamming on a fake guitar trying to mimmick insane organ riffs. I hope those are organs. I Could annihilate that jam on a piano.

That all sounds good. Holy shit, they're doing "Raining Blood"? I think I could play that song. Only because I've heard it a million times. "Eruption" was really sort of a wet dream. As I mentioned before Harmonix pulls some crazy tracks. The super-ultra secret track opf frequency has a synth track that defies explanation. It's fucking impossible.

SAY IT OR I'LL RIP YOU HEART OUT!!!!

Mayyyyybeeee. No, I think there's another hawk## Whatever. Let's all get BUTT-naked and fuck YEAH! Bobby Peru don't give no fucks!

I gotta take a piss bad, can I use your head? -Uh... yeah, I guess. *giggles*I don't mean your head-head. I'm not gonna piss on your head, your hair and all, I'm just gonna piss in the toilet. Ya'll take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru *rotten teeth, slicked back hair, pencil moustache, and oh yeah Willem Dafoe* Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air. How's it goin', not feeling well lately? Sick? You're pregnant, huh? Ain't botherin' me; women are there to be fucked. But I wan'em beg for it. C'mon, say "Fuck me" -- "Fuck me", say it -- FUck Me Fuck Me Fuck Me Fuuuuck Me Fuck Me Fuck Me "Fuck Me" Heh-heh maybe sometimes I will, but I got's to go!

Aren't there two Hawk##s? One makes good points in sports.

Thank God. The Kink's version is better. And 'You really got Me' follows Eruption, does it not? I for sure thought they would have eruption. Anyone who has played Harmonix games knows they're bastards.

I nominate two: Booker T: Hungry Meals: His dreamy "mash potatoes, fried chicken CORRRRRRRRN and puddin'" was a masterpiece. Guy looked like he was going to come in his pants, and have no regrets. It's the buffer-esque CORRRRRRN that wins it , though. Brock Lesnar: Pretty much the ugliest man on earth. For some video game. Torrie Wilson comes up to him with a come-hither stare at the albino rhino. "Hey Brock, wanna play?" Cut *Brock has eatten Torrie Wilson* *Holds up panties, best line reading ever, with a disgusting leer, chunks of Torrie probably still in his teeth:* i WIN!

Easily WMIX Jericho v Michaels. Great match. The crowd was into it more than any other match besides McMahon Hogan., but it was cool, because they were pulling for both sides. The pop was tremendous when they shook, and then they finally turned on Jericho with th low-blow. And once Sabu almost took my head off. Good Times. (addendum: that's what made ECW special. You were part of this underground thing, and getting socked by Sabu was an honor)

Hey! All valid points! : ( Yeah Payton is sorta a douche I couldn't believe that play when he was jawing and got a ball bounced off his BUTT.

Cheesala can be abominable. look at his 'funny' pictures in the HD pictures thread. but at he's not rape-happy. KKK has a sense of humor. I already 'talked' to Mike in the Duke thread. He came back with an USHU! worthy insult, and baleeted it because he fucking sucks. And you can never have too much Special K. It's packed full of vitamins. Or mad wigger Seth Green goodness. Or it'll get you really high. It's Horse Tranqs! Take your pick. I don't gop to the Pit much because it's Mike and Marney fucking each other textually. Watn to talk about movies or video games? FUCK NO. It's rape or boardum or nothing.

You know, I think you're right, at least since Daydream, which had Intro to Teen-Age (crtics be damned, I love that intro.) The Sprawl, Kissability, and Eliminator Jr. But on that album everyone else was just as good. Rather Ripped, every Kim track is good. I was a bit disappointed with Lee's track, buit it wasn't bad. Surprisingly Thurston is getting weak on his lyrics, but he can still play guitar like a motherfuck. Kim surprisingly hasn't had a bad track since NYC Ghosts, besides the &*%^7 and hand cream song, which everyone loves except for me. I hate that song. EDIT: I don't think anyone likes Waching Machine besides me. (Well everyone with a bit of taste loved Diamond Sea)

I just realized we're all fucked. They announced Van Halen for the next Guitar Hero. We're getting the 6 minute "Eruption" a track I would be hard pressed to play on the piano. And I'm a skilled pianist, capable of playing an almost note perfect "Flight of the Bumblebee", and the 12 variations. "12 Variations" I can play note-perfect off of my piano teacher's notes. This includes such gems as (Pointing to a passage "Bitch") and (pointing to another "almost impossible). This is the voted-best blues pianist in Washington State. They're putting in "Eruption", we're all going to die. (Note: This seems like I'm reporting they're putting in "Eruption". They haven't even alluded to anouncing it, but having never heard it, I think they might put it in.)

I hear that. I'm not a huge fan of any NBA team in particular. The only B-ball team ai have any particular love for is Gonzaga. That said, Comparing Wade to Jordan is a bit premature, he is incredible, no doubt, but he's king of the free throws now. I don't like Mourning, but fuck he was incredible on D this game. It's hard not to like a guy when he plays with that much hustle. The Heat wouldn't have won game 6 w/o him. He was playing crazy. I'm glad the Glove got a ring. But it's with a bit of regret. The guy is so clearly terrible recently, and used to be so incredibly great. It's like Malone, is it a love of the game that they play 3rd fiddle for a championship, or is it ego? Tough to tell.

Even more, the Kim Gordon tracks, on average are the best ones. :0 I really like the album, now. I should learn, Sonic Nurse and Washing Machine and Rather Ripped I disliked, then grew to love. You'd think I'd learn, since they're my favorite band. This album is pretty lyrically dissapointing from Thurston's standpoint. I HATED "Sleeping around" the first time I heard it, thought it was the worst song on the album, but it's because the lyrics suck. The guitar work is pretty cool. Plus it comes after the first three tracks, which I love. The first three tracks are terrific. Track five is catchy as hell, the next three are pretty good, lights out is bad, Pink Steam is really good, then the closer which is just fine, but I don't like nearly as much as their most recent closers. Overall, I'm just impatient with my favorite band. You have to listen a couple times to open yourself to the guitars. And this album has some sparkiling, pretty guitar riffs. Maybe a bit close to the last two albums, but that is certainly not a bad thing.

Not exactly new, but this cover actually hurts your eyes at full size. Everything's this horrible faux-3D (or maybe actually 3D, my CD didn't come with glasses, so I don't care) where everything is traced with yellow, red and green. It's pretty nauseating. I like the album, though.

Could be. I haven't played Tekken 3 in about 4-5 years, though.

Easily the only thing where Fallon is really funny. His Nic Cage and Adam Sandler were awesome. I forgot about "a leather glove" That might be the best one. Famous Horsemen - Whore Semen I have a Chardonnay - I have a hard-on

Hey, what a coincedince. I have an ulcer, and shat a stream of pure blood today. Back to the Doctor with me if this shit doesn't stop.

Prince Iaukea was awful, and took the belt off of Regal after a LONG run.

Blonde Redhead-Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons Pretty hard to see, but this cover is hideous. It's just the three members of the band with like lipstick and antennae and shit drawn on them. Plus it's a REALLY stupid title. Pretty good album. They made it right on the latest one, tho.

The Phoenix Crusher was fast enough that if a character hit you with almost any move and you blocked it, you could hit them during the recover period, and it gave you a CH. I know this because I've done it about a million times. It's not about the frames of animation, it's a weird quirk where you could Phoenix crush incredible quickly out of the block. You couldn't do this once Tag came out. And yeah, compared to most other characters, Paul and Kazuya have not received the wealth of new moves most other characters have since Tekken 2. So I exaggerated about Tekken 1. EVERYone had like 10 moves in that game.

Well, a lot of his biggest enemies already knew his identity. I don't think Hydro-Man or Shocker are going to be invading the mansion anytime soon. And Peter is greatly I'll wait to see how it pans out before I condemn it. I do think his new costume is freaking retarded though. It looks crappy, and it's ridiculous. It flies! It cloaks! It has four arms that come out of nowhere! It's bullet-proof! And it's skin-tight! Why not give that to EVERYONE in the Avengers? Why not be camoflaged AT ALL TIMES? Where the hell do the arms go when not in use? I think they should have kept the Ben Reilly/Spider-Girl outfit. It was still instantly recognizable, but really cool looking.