Special K

Yeah I like Futurama. Don't think I'll (or anyone will) be watching it after NINE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!! FUCK FOX AND MY SElf IMPOSED BAN (which means nothing becuase I wtaches three *bloop*nevermind two shows) BRING BACK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT YOU CUM GUZZLERS! Oh wait you can't you can't go back and apologize for the greatest show ever. SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. At least will Arnett will get work.

NO CHAVE THe Earhte is shepherd's pie IT"S TOO MOTHERFUCKIN HOT BLOW ON IT FOR THE LOVE GOD!

It's all good, just don't ecpect or White Light or Nico. And me writhing arpimd im a freak-outpartyy.

Fuck. Shit. Goddamit. I've been exposed. I did dealt it.

I don't see you openning your fridge and turning on your AC, Kotz JOIN TeH Ecotrrorist!? Zodiac? IT'S cold BITCH. Open uo your frgeidaires. When they came for me it was a Fucking honky paradise. We just don't do those words.

Have you ever had a food so unbearably hot that you're on drugs right now? If the food is sufficiently hot you get high. Your brain interperet the heat of capsicum as pain. I've done that twice. As much as my fondness for altered states it isn't very pleasant.

Am I the only one who thinks pizza if gross, now? Not the authentic pizza (paper-thin crust, mozzarelli, tomatoes) The thought of super bowl pizza parties makes me want to retch. Meat dough grease. I won't eat it. Now Buffalo wings, we have a restaurant her called wing zone. I'll eat 20 6* wings. easy. The burn is something I desire. They have a fabled 7* wing that's supposed to be crazy. I'd eat 20 in a second.

The most surreal act I've ever seen live was ZZ Top. It was SO note-perfect, I could have been on the radio. And these old guys would shuffle up, shake their knees twice and that was it. It really sucked It was like I was listening to classic rock radio and having a growly voice telling me: "Yeaaaaahhh You all get down there. I want to tell you something. I like to fuck *eeeeyeaahhhh* "Y'all like to fuck? I been on Jersey Highway" blah blah blah This is a little number I like to call..... .... "Legs" Crowd: eeeeeyeahhhh!

Lovecraft's picture reminds me of a story. During summer break I worked at a car wash adjacent to the most successful strip club in Seattle. Great job. Once, this awesome redneck dude I worked with changed their sign. I think it read: Waitress contest $1000 prize! This had been up for years. They changed it to: "Piss and cream on my wet tits $1000000000 prize". It was the greatest thing ever. Dude.... Can I get $100000000000 if I piss and cream on wet tits?

He was 83 and Tori Spelling was his daughter?

Crazy, great angeles. In its heyday, most matches were at least crazy spotfests. This was something different. The first ECW full match I saw was Dreamer versus RVD. I loved the crazy moves they were doing. Hangman's neckbreaker as a transition spot? And RVD's selling was paramount. And then come these two mean fat fucks (The Dudleys) And they're athletic and quick and they destroy them. I was totally wowed by the clips of the chairshot from hell, RVD's crazy senton from the turnbuckle. It just felt fresh from the punch-kick-resthold style. EDIT: It almost feels tame compared to the head-drops, double-moonsaults of today's indies, but RVD's senton onto igelow into the crowd, the chairshot from hell, that was revelatory at the time.

CM Punk might be a little overrated in his matchwork. He's still really great. His selling is top-notch I think If he got a finisher outside of the Pepsi Plunge (which looks like it could be really dangerous.) He'd be oneof the best. Comparing him to Flair or Benoit is silly. He's more in the *Shawn Micahels incredible seller with incredible charisma* mold. I think he's top fice in the talkers though. I think his character is incredible. I think he could be the new star of ECW easily. Easily. He's sort of like Steve Corino. Great talker, great seller, but he's so much better than Corino (who I really like!) I think they should push him to the top of ECW.

Someone in this folder recently said that Smashing Pumpkins was a studio act. That's a shame, since I like SP. What acts are better live? I shall start: Throwing Muses and 50' Wave. Hersh really let's her voice go, and her guitar-work is better in person. Loud and nasty. Franz Ferdinand: Much looser and sexier in concert. i thought they were a typical studio band, and am lukewarm on their studio stuff. I've seen them twice, though, and they had a little bit of ferocity and noise I didn't think was their style. They're fantastic live. The Shins: They're note-perfect, so they're pretty much as good as their albums (which I like a whole lot) but I was surprised to find that the front-man is very funny and gets the crowd into it like crazy. Queens: Well once Josh Holme was so fucking drunk he was ridiculous. The other three times I've seen them he was incredible on guitar. And engaged with fun riffs with his other guitarist. *Incredible guitar riff* "I'm Steve Vai!" (other guitarist) "No *I'm* Steve Vai" (cue cock rock dueling and solo) Yours?

Kotz: Whoever smelt iot dealt it! Anyone else: Um what? Kotz: Nice comeback.... RETARD. that what your MOM said.

Does anyone else really, really dig her? She has the crazy ass lyrics, a voice that usually sounds like a Pall-Mall chain-smoking aunt.Yet she can reach high, keening beautiful pitches. If nothing else, she is unique. Her earliest album, she literally sounds like a crazy person, almost talking in toungues. Now, in 50' Wave, she sounds like a heavy metal god. She ain't a bad guitarist either. I dig her lyrics, voice and melodies. Anyway, discuss. I think she's one of the most overlooked female rockers of our decade. Seen her live. It's weird to hear her thank a crowd in that warm, nice voice and then lock into 'GOlden Ocean' wher she sounds like and an emphysima patient in her death throes, but in a good way.

Cottage cheese gets a bad rap. It's healthy, and pretty tasty. I think the consistency must gross people out. It's great to dip celery in, or Endive.

I thought I had lost my cell phone, and was in the process of getting it replaced. I had an insurance policy, costs $5 a month to get it replaced free. They told me I had to fucking FILE a POLICE REPORT. Why? I lost it. It wasn't stolen. No one had made calls on it. I'm sure the police really want to spend time with some dude who doesn't want to pay $60. Officer I lost my $50 bill! I want to file a report! Thankfully I found it. Cocksuckers.

I just reread the "Super Buddies" stuff. Man, that was some really funny stuff. Man I hope the resurrection of a beloved DC character is the Dog-Welder.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

Fuck, everyone open your refrigerators and turn on your AC to the max. WE'VE GOT TO BEAT THIS THING.

Animal Man's a good family man! I'm not digging Booster's behavior as I said. It just doesn't seem realistic. He's already rolling in the bucks, he has no friends, some because of his selfish attittude, but Beetle's dead, Dibny's suicidal, Rocket's dead, Ice is dead. While he was always a materialistic goof, he would always be hurt when citicized by his friends, since he's. Acting like he did to Fire seems really out of character. I was thinking maybe he was thinking he really could make something of a difference and sort of replace the old guard, feeling betrayed by their leaving. His stunt in Week 6 blew that away. Setting up fake supervillain attacks. Oh, Booster. Hopefully he'll have a little bit of a turn-around if they do kill him off. I am really interested in the ressurection angle. If Sue is ressurected (we already know from OYL that Superboy either isn;t resurrected, or it doesn't take) it would be nice to see some more of the Dibneys in action. And it's nice to see a motivated EM, even if he is still miserable. Also really interested where the Montoya/Question storyline is going. Is week Six the latest? It sorta seemed like nothing happened, except for that final, intriguing scene with all the cryptic messages. Mebbe this'll be Booster's wakeup call. And I'm a bit confused by all the Rann-Thanagar aftermath, because I thought that series was a-borrriiiing.

Superman Slurpee, tequila and a freezer. Bong!

Man if it has Miami Vice, I may have to rethink my cable package. No joke, I LOVE that stupid show. But a sleuth channel better have some motherfuckin' Poirot. I can't go without my mincing detective. And again, I mean that with no sarcasm. I LOVES me some Poirot.

the bonus tracks in GH1 have some gems. I love the titular track for it's cheesiness. It talks about rocking the star power. Sail your Ship goes from a Tool mimmickry to prog rock wanky bliss. Let's face it: GH makes cheese fun. "More than a feeling." That is a stupid fucking dumbass song. Yet when you're playing multiplayer, you get full star power every time before its cheese-ass chorus. And you tilt that guitar in synch with your friend, and it's fried gold.

I was Frank Booth last Halloween. 1/10 people got it, and those people thought I was a sick fuck. All it takes is a sports jacket and an inhaler mask. And a willingness to BE Frank. Instant magic. People having a good time. 6'4 guy in a suit walks up hyperventing into an inhaler mask. Tells them baby wants to fuck. Or, to be accurate: Baybeee wants to Fuuuuuuck. Fucking best costume in the world. Good times. I'm tellin' ya, fried gold. This year, I'm going to shave my goatee down to a pencil-thin moustache, slick down my hair, wear hick teeth. (I'll never find Peru teeth. Que lastima) wear a suit, run a half a mile and ask people to tell me to fuck them, or I'll rip their heart out. I shall BE Bobby Peru. Or I'll gain a hundred pounds and scream "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND" over and over. Man, you want me at your party. I'll be so funny to me.