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i didn't really like the movie because when Superman ejaculates, it's the mass confusion I'm so hypnotizin' cause an ill-*Splort* http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html Everyone has to read that. It was written, what. 15 years before I was born? This is what scifi writers did when they were bored. I think I read this shit when I was 12. I laughed and laughed, and I didn't know a fucking thing about Superman.. Well, nerd humor is still humor. *splort*

War of the Worlds won the Oscar for sound, right? That was the best part of the movie. Tom Cruise sucked (I think he's usually ok) Tim Robbins sucked (I think he's usually good) But on a good sound system (my parents' house) the invasion is incredible, mostly because of the deep bass. Back on topic I like pictures of Martina Hingis

I think it's sort of sad that some of the very best comics/books that would lend themselves to film are stuck in hell. Specifically the best comic book ever: Watchmen, and (IMO) the best sci fi book ever Neuromancer. V was great, and Constantine was surprisingly good. Of course then you have Frank Miller's terrible Robocop 3 and William Gibson's terrible Johnny Mnemonic, and maybe it's mostly best left to pulp. Superman Returns will do just fine. Although, it bugs me when people put the cost of the movie at 350+ mil since it was in production for so long. Yeah, it's Singer's fault that they spent 100+ mil on the movie before they even started it.

Downhome with the goods. Even though the mouth on RVD's jersey is sorta creepy in that pic. And you know Rob only smokes the kind. Pronounced KIIIIIIIINE. And to whomever said "Rvd? with bud? no way!" I say Sabu? with painkillers? Whatsoever would he need those for?

That's pretty badass. (of course, so is the classic black suit.) I always thought, in the comics, that Spidey should have taken up the Spider-Girl/Ben Reilly Spider-Man suit. It looks far better, but is instantly recognizable as Spider-Man. It's just a more dynamic suit, w/o that stupid fat tick on the back. I mean, that's a really cool suit, with minimal changes. Hell, Batman went to black without the giant yellow oval, and no one bitched. EDIT: knowing comic book fans, they debate the size of Batman's ears, so I'm sure there were people who were scandalized by the lack of the yellow oval.

Well, A Dame to Kill For might be the best Sin City comic book. They need the right person to play Ava. Jolie, Hayek, Demi Moore or my personal pick, Monica Belluci.

The fighting is also dull as dirt. Besides healing, there's never any reason to use magic. Just keep doing the next available deathblow over and over until you learn it. Bos battles? Use your best learned deathblow. That's it. There's no character customization, no strategy. Besides the SaGa series (terrible) it might just have the worst battles of any square RPG. This is only made more apparent by the sheer length of the game. You can't even level up as the gears.

He kicks him in the nuts and lays him out, while Wasp stings his brain, which returns him to normal. It took the entire Ultimates team to take him out, including Thor. My turn: Seriously, what's up with them annihilating the Giffen league members? Maxwell Lord turning evil was a total continuity mess, and made absolutely no sense. You get the idea they needed SOMEONE to head up OMAC, and just didn't want to sacrifice any other villains so they said, hey, what about Maxwell Lord? He was a cyborg, he had lost his mind-control powers, his attittude is completely inconsistent with his previous portrayals, and how many times has J'onn read his mind? Ridiculous.

eMule's been my friend for a while.

The shopping carts are much lighter at Target. It's like a vacation for his muscles!

The story at the beginning was complex, mysterious and incedibly intruiging. One of the worst things about the game is the slow text speed. Look, I know you can fit a novel into a paragraph in Kanji, but I can fucking read. Adjust. The reolutions of many of the main mysterier are pretty unsatifactory, though. Grafth's true identity is fucking ridiculous. Chu Chu is the worst character ever. And that guy with the short silver hair? (Vargus?) You know the obsessive Dilandau clone? Pretty much the most interesting character in the story? Just gives up and becomes a moot point. And the attempts at humor were fucking PAINFUL. If Azumanga can mangle a Japanes pun and get a 'heh' out of me, Xenogears should be able to leech some humor from it's awful segments. That said, Citan is the man.

On the plus side, you and 3 drunk buddies can form a terrible jug band!

There's only one thing that could fight that... Venom-Superman! I thought that was proved to be a fake poster, albeit a very well done fake. Venom should not have his eyes showing. THERE's a character, like him or not, who has to be redesigned about zero. The Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Electro, classc Doc Oc, would, sure. They need to be redesigned for a big screen, they frankly look fucking ridiculous. But look at him He's a perverted monster spider-man. You really can't fuck that up. Looks somewhat like spidey. Bigger. Big sharp nasty teeth. I'll miss the giant white spider insgnia (the design for the original black spidey was boss)

Yup, it's like 2/5ths the best game ever, and 3/5ths the worst.

Ranma (first two seasons), to me is quite a bit funnier than Excel or Puni Puni Poemi, though not as flat-out weird. The whole pedophile thing in Excel Saga creeps me out.

Nuh-uh, snuffbox. I'm not falling for that tired old gag. Last time I did that I woke up with a black eye, a greasy ass and a parking ticket stapled to my forehead.

I looked long and hard for the Dog-Welder. Also a Mr. Show cap "I'm with the Dog-Weldr" would be fried gold. Also "I'm gonna fuck me a fish"

quote]Sounds like this is either a Love it or Hate it film. Not at all. The critics are agog, most fans are raving, and no one says it sucks. It's going great in all circles. In fact, only the most hard-core fanboys,seem not to like it. And Ebert, Who rated it the same as Batman v Robin. Someone likes his kitsch.

Absolute hilarity. You just have to accept that sometimes the puns, will make no sense, and cannot be translated. It's a testament to the show that it's still completely pants-pissing hilarious.

Well I'm Glad I;'m not at work Well I'm always glad I'm not at work. Looking at cartoon porn/

I've been to a lot of places, eatten many foods. I can safeley say that Ezell's fried chicken in the best in the world. I don't even particularly love fried chicken, I'm more a taquiria/sushi/good BBQ man. But this is the ultimate. In Seattle. The best fried chicken in the fucking world. You can smell it from 5 blocks away, and you're famished. I used learned to swim at meadowbrook pool, and all I could think of was that smell, and peopple lined up out the door. No matter what. Oprah used to have this ckicken air-l ifted to her house. That's how good it is. And I'm not being cute or rascist. She had chicken air-ifted to her house when she was in the area. It's fucking bliss, and I don't even really like fried chicken. If I'ma go out, it's sushi. This shit is sublime, though, yuou can look it up. Stake your claim for best food of their type ever. I know there's someone out there that thinns their place has thje best BBQ.

again, if thre's anyone who can make Venom as fucking sinister/ as the comics is Raimi. I was hoping to have him be the feature of SM4. I'm obviouslyt a fan of the Venom character, even if it went to shit after four , maybe five appearances. "Hey, can Pete come out and play?" I'm a huge venom fan. Or used to be before Marvel decided to take a shit turn the around moment he became popular. A) Well, he looks great. The classsic black Spidey outfit is so badass. The BIG black spider is killer. B) His vigilante on steroids approach was great. He followed the one rule that makes super-villains great: He believed he was SO right. Spidey is so evil that I will kill any innocent in my path. Badly. I will also save babies. Spidey? I know who you are. Aunt May, Mj? Yeah I know who they are but you wound me to insinuate I'd hurt them I'd do them no wrong but YOU. You Evil shit. KILL. C) He looks great. (Reiteration) As Bags draws him, he's one of the coolest looking villains in the world. D) His desire to absolutely terrify Spidey was great. He was oringinally drawn looking like a meathead, but he was always in Spidey's head. He seriously fucked with and tormented him. Parker always reacted with absolute, abject DREAD when Venom was out. He's such a nasty bastard. And he has the priority fang (No one will get this but Anya)

I liked Punch Drunk Love quite a bit. I hated Bruce Almighty SO much. I think it's a rental.

The Katrina thing is far more vile in my book. Everyone knew that there were terrorist threats to the US. No one could have predicted 9/11. It was unprecedented, and though the 'my goat Bob' or whatever thing shows himseld as incompetent, we already knew that. The Katrina thing shows he LIED. He could've said, there were higher priorities, we made a mistake... He lied about that shit. Forget selective intelligence, whatever. I'm outraged by Nagin just as much, and everyone who came before him. Everyone knew that city could be fucked. When a hurricane missed us, and it was just a tropical storm, I slep in my fucking car on the second level of the Tulane parking garage. I called my parents. They laughed at me and said I was overreacting. Then the Hurricane hit. I'm lucky not to have been buried in two feet of feces.

And the sequence where they expirement on him to the Pink Floyd-ish music is fucked. Also Tongpu's demise is fantastic. Mushroom Hunting, the Alien parody, The second ep, all are great. I can think of maybe one episode I've only watched once, "Wild Horses" which is pretty dull. Also the one with Cowboy Andy is pretty funny the first time, but really loses its appeal.