Special K

Yeah, that sort of died down. Let's not try to kick it up again.

Aren't they the biggest line in the NFL? I heard that somewhere.

Ok, you thought the stair scene was a turn on, whatever you sick fuck. the loving, consensual 69 scene made you uncomfortable?

1: Sushi. I would eat this every day if I had the chance. It's fucking delicious, very CLEAN tasting, way too expensive. Sushi is artistry in food, though. Nothing in the world tastes better than toro. THat's a fact. 2: Taqueiria food: Again, ususally fresh ingrediants, well seasoned meat, all of the carbs and fat you can eat. Probably a dumb choice, linked to my many good times in Mexico. Either way, it's fucking good. 3: French Cuisine: RICH as fuck, but they know sauces better than any other. Ever had mussels in beer broth? Delectable. They also do whole roasts better than anyone than the Italians: 4: Italian: Italian food is probably the best in the world, but it's too heavy for me. Nevertheless, great sauces, the king of meats. 5: Good Barbecue: I love hot foods. Good BBQ (I almost typed BBW) combines that with making ok cuts of meat extraordinary. Only good BBQ has actually gotten me high from good, though. (If you eat food that is entirely too hot, your brain floods itself with endorphins, getting you high.)

It's OK if you have the nacho cheese removed. Too damn much. Either way, it's a fucking meal for a buck.

It's always been curious to me why accents rarely translate when someone is actually singing.

You mean you don't consider it rape, right? I'm pretty sure it was sex, unless he roughly dry-humped her. Either way, that's the emotion it was supposed to invoke. As an aside, I don't think that that scene was exploitative. Fucked up? Yes. However, I think it was pretty necessary to the plot. Bello's character getting into it? Maybe not. It may have been there to soften the scene. No one likes to watch rape.

FUCK YEAH. If he stays healthy, the Seahawks can take the NFC again. FUCK yeah. I'll massage his achilles tendon with baby oil if that's what it takes.

Fuck if I know, but, after testing the waters, he is ardent in his affection for Astroboy. I... DOn't think he's a gimmick. IDIOTS ALL OF ME.

They made a samoan drop look absolutely devastating. I don't know which one. For the life of me, I can't remember what other moves they did. Shows my interest in WWE at that time, and since.

The 69 was intimate and, I thought, pretty sexy. It showed a married couple still in love with one another, trying to make things exciting. That makes for a realistic and sexy scene. The rough sex on the stairs was uncomfortable and completely unsexy. It was pretty much rape, for Christ's sake. Which I think was what Cronenberg was going for. And Bello's hot, and a decent actress. Beautiful face. Have you seen The Cooler? Best sex scene ever, and it had William H. Macy! Who am I kidding? My love for WHM knows no bounds. I'd fuck him in a heartbeat.

C'mon. $300 for someone to call you and say CH CH CH CH, HAW HAW HAW HAW is a steal. But I'll do it for $100. When's your birthday?

Which is exactly what I said. Should be obvious, really, but some people take Joey/Tom as completely different entities. EDIT: Which pretty much is the point of the movie. It's in the fucking title. I dunno how people were waiting on the edge of their seats, wondering if Tom did, indeed, was Joey. It was plain to me. EDIT II: The Revenge: The 69 scene was fucking hawt. Cronenberg knows his sex.

And that omnipresent cigarette in your pictures looks good.

Well, James Marsden was supposedly going to be Jesse, so don't be too bummed.

QFT. Here's my take: Will Tom/Joey ever kill again? Doubtful. Living as Tom has changed his life irrevocably. With Ritchy dead, he doesn't have a reason to kill anymore. He used to ENJOY killing, he doesn't anymore. However, the veneer's been stripped off. His family might break up, or not. Mario Bello's character is so defined by Tom that she probably won't leave him, and they'll probably raise the daughter in a haunted, sterile, house. Once the son gains independence, he'll probably never talk to Tom again. What happens to HIM later in life is anyone's guess. I wager he can lead a decent life, but I'm an optimist. The thing to remember is that Tom/Joey isn't some corny, overused multiple personality disorder. Tom is fully cognitive of his life as Joey. He's just Joey grown up and changed, though impermanently. The only thing keeping him as 'Tom' was that veneer of civility. He'll act like 'Tom' in his public life, but the rest of his life is going to be COMPLETELY without passion or meaning.

And you can't tell me a fight like Bob Sapp v. Kimo isn't entertaining. Sapp was TOTALLY out on his feet, and he annihilated Kimo. The fact that Cro Cop killed Sapp dead in something like 50 seconds doesn't take away the rush of the Sapp/Kimo fight. And I love watching Kimo get demolished. Aside: THe Sapp/Cro Cop KO is fucking Priceless. Brutal kick, (didn't it break some ribs?) vicious punch. Sapp looks dazed, but still fighting, for half a second, then makes the !fucking funniest face ever!, and just keels over.

Wans't Jamaal cut a long time ago? The three minute warning was great at coming in and fucking the shit out of someone. That's all, though. (See 911)

I'll say one thing, Leena knows her fuckin' sports.

What is that from? (I will be check..) I missed that one. Not that it's bad grammar, but the frog ending and the shopping-cart pushing are, in my mind, pretty much the holy grail of awesome posts.

WP has established that he never uses his hands. He uses creepy, inappropriate inanimate object.

There's a zombie on the list! I'd buy that for a dollar. Hello? *This is a birthday greeting from Leonard A. Lies!* Hamuh, hapuh, hapuh brrr. brrr. BRAINS!

Well, that's the rub, isn't it? I didn't mean to insinuate that he WOULd. Is Edge talented enough to get 4+ yds a carry with that line? I'm interested to see.

If Edge can pick up 4+ yards a carry, the Arizona offense is going to be fearsome.

I've never had one, but I used to have a stoner friend who absolutely CREAMED over their market fresh sandwiches. Of course, hunger and weed are the best seasonings.