Special K

The best was Michael making it 'snow.' I almost fell out of my chair.

The first Tomb Raider was fantastic. The others were just terrible. ICO took everything good about the series (exploration, huge environments) and made it better, though.

I should mention Vic shooting Terry as well, I never expected it, and when it happened, we all knew the show was going to be crazy. Also Vic having the one hooker felate his gun. Not disturbing, but inappropriate: all the incest jokes in AD.

The FX shows will probably have a lock on this thread. On Nip/Tuck, Matt gets beaten down by a mob of trannies, they all proceed to piss on him. Mark out because Matt is such a little shit. Dutch strangles a cat. Not a mark-out moment because I like seeing animals killed, but because it was such a perfect, empty ending to the episode, and was incredibly acted. Just about anything Schillinger did on Oz. He was a despicable character, but I loved him.

I just hope they make Venom look similar to his original appearance (big, spider symbol, clearly delineated mouth) as opposed to his Ultimate appearance (big amorphous mass with teeth everywhere, no spider symbol.

Have you seen Braindead / Dead-Alive? That movie, IMO, is at least as funny as Shaun, and has a much better romantic element. Definitely the original romantic comedy with zombies. Plus it's absurdly gory. Actually, it may sickening for other reasons.

$400,000,000,000 to take over a shithole country with a sad military, and how much is it going to take to rebuild All that damage from Katrina? Something like 18 billion so far? Puts things into persepctive about how ludicrous this is.

Well, with Britney the veneer came off, and everyone knows now that she's really just an average looking girl who had a great big set of fake tits, something I've been contending for forever. Once that fantasy's been destroyed, I think it's over. Those are going to be some fucking stupid kids.

The Mom in the emo X-mas looks like one of those Conan celebrity lips sketches.

Ya know, I'm sure there's a fetish for people making pig-noses.

I can't fucking stand Bush. I don't mean because of his policies or anything. He's the only president, hell, pretty much the only politician in my lifetime, that just straight pisses me the fuck off listening to him. He's such a smug cocksucker, and he talks down to the entire nation. Plus he doesn't give press conferences because he can't hold his own against a few reporters. I mean what the fuck? Way to explain your policies to the American people you POS. Of course he'll appear on Limbaugh a couple times a year, but he doesn't give press conferences. Blows my mind.

Sometimes when I'm working out really hard, I accidentally fart. The contraction of the stomach muscles, probably. I'm thinking that's what happened to WP. Next time one of his friends farts he's going to say: "Whoah! Smells like sex in here."

That's pretty much the haistyle I sport now (I have curly hair, and despite what Hank Williams says, it ain't so great.) I 've been sportin a goatee lately though. It's half gray. I'm 25. I sort of like it.

So no other team can sell jerseys with the number 12 on it? That's the only merchandise they're selling.

Apparently the gimmick extends as far as the banner, and a flag on the space needle. No one has any evidence that the team is making 12th-man merchandise. Although Seahawks jerseys wih #12 sell exceptionally well.

We need Frank Booth.

Dutch helping Vic's ex is interesting. It could be interesting seeing him go against Kavenaugh. But yeah, filler ep. God, Julian's partner is such a bitch. I did like Vic's speech to the lawyer. Ironic foreshadowing much?

He should go with Wulf. And wear a Megadeth T-shirt at all times.

Yeah, I hate the overly chatty places like Friday's. I guess the waiters HAVE to do that, though. "Hi, what can a get for you this evening?" is perfect. Even the 'this evening' is garnish.

I still can't believe they let Kitna get up on them 14-0. God, I wish Palmer hadn't been injured. Of course, since halftime of the Bengals/Steelers game, the Steelers have been playing like a team possessed. I have a 'Governor's bet' going with my friend from Pittsburgh. If the Steelers win, I buy him something that's local. Some salmon, some coffee beans, something like that. If the 'Hawks win, he's going to buy me something from Pittsburgh. Him: like some Heinz products from the factory, or something. Me: .... You're going to buy me ketchup?

Yeah, once at the Trolley Stop Cafe in NO me and two friends were the only people in besides one other table, and the waitress was just a complete bitch. Slammed our food down on the table, spun on her heel and stalked away from the table. We weren't doing anything wrong, so she was just probably having a bad day. either way, no tip for you. If a server's friendly and get the wrong kind of cheese on my burger or something, not big deal.

I would tip fast-food workers if I could.

What's everyone's worst movie for the year? I'd say Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I hated that dumbass movie. I'm sure there were far worse movie, but I pretty much avoided the theaters like the plague this year. (And in general, I wait for most of the highly-rated dramas to come out on video)