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Holy fuck.

The Bulls signed Lindsey Hunter for the remainder of the season, non-guaranteed. I know the Bulls have some injuries in the backcourt, but that's kind of an odd signing.

Ripping them. I downloaded the Magic DVD Ripper last night, but my computer isn't reading my DVD drive, so I'll have to figure that out first.

Well, Matt Barnes hasn't cheap shotted a smaller player yet this year, I guess he was due.

What stuff do I need to DL?

30 points, 19 boards, 10 blocks for Howard. First triple double involving blocks since Kirilenko in March '06.

Pacers get a nice win in New Jersey in a game plagued by injuries. No Granger, Dunleavy, or Murphy for us, no Devin Harris for the Nets. T.J. Ford's last three games: 18.3 points, 8.0 rebounds, 9.7 assists

Also, the 6-0 Hawks at the 7-1 Celtics tonight. And Greg Oden is supposed to be back tonight for Portland.

The opening segment was terrific. I also had never seen the whole Real American video before this. Nice win for Tim Cash. Cash's character sounds kind of like the babyface version of Biff Atlas. Interesting developments with the Josie/Sophie segment. I wonder what this does to the I-C title situation. Nice segment with Zack and Alison, and Krista dropping in. Interesting to see where that interaction leads. Funny segment with Jade/Maya/Molly. Nice win for Spencer, but how bad is Shayne's injury? Nice In-Crowd segment, as Zack and Bo give I guess a subtle warning to Leon. Excellent tag title match, with a nice ending. PRL/Leon should be a nice storyline to follow. MOTN: TK/Reject vs PRL/Leon LOTN: "Jade, I ain’t ever gonna call you by your last name again! You ain’t got no last name as far as this here Human Hard On is concerned. You hear me? A Rodez is a number one contender to the OAOAST World Title, a Duncan is a world wide celebrity, you ain’t nothing but number one contender to be prize heffer at a county far, and your fat ass is as wide as the whole wide world! You disgust me, bitch. I just wanna puke my guts out when I have to talk about you. You’re a disappointment to yer mama, yer grand parents, yer sister, and yer uncle! I hope for their sake you die in a car accident, and they getta watch me take number two all over your grave! Yer hoish ass mama is gonna have to watch from the comforts of one of Los Angeles’ best hospitals, though. ‘Cause I ain’t through with her yet! Ain’t no way no how! I done said I’d be the first person to beat Krista 1 on 1 and I done said I would make that bull dagger dyke submit, and I promise ya’ll that I’m gonna be doin just that before the year is out. I’m gonna snap her limbs in two one by one, and I’m gonna plant my dickzillia right in her mouth, have my monstrous balls dangling on her chin, and take the ultimate pleasure from hearin her say I Quit! MFHFFIMFFQUMMITMMFF that’s how its gonna sound with my 12 inches rammed down her throat!" - Mister Dick

Josh Matthews is backstage with the Deadly Alliance. JOSH Here with the Deadly Alliance, and these guys are on a roll, promising a fifth member to their group in the very near future, and last week, a big defense for the tag team champions, as they defeated the two men who will be meeting in the main event at November Reign, Leon Rodez and Tha Puerto Rican, thanks to some miscommunication on the part of the challengers. REJECT Forget about that, Josh...talk about how I laid in wait for PRL to get to his feet. Talk about how I sprung into PRL, and laid him out with my Eulogy. And talk about how I, Reject, scored a 1-2-3 count on YOUR World Heavyweight champion just last week. As a matter of fact, I now hold victories over both PRL and Leon Rodez. That should be [i]me[/i] in that World title match. JOSH Nontheless, TK in action tonight against Denzel Spencer, a man who gave Sandman9000 a real test at the Halloween Spectacular. TK It may have been a test, Josh, but the Sandman passed with flying colors, and now, Denzel, I'm coming to pick up his extra credit. JOSH Alf, how's the recruitment going? ALF It's going [i]great,[/i] Josh. We're getting closer by the day to adding that fifth member, and we feel like we've got strong consideration from the three recruits we talked to last week. So, we've set up a little "audition", you could say, for HeldDOWN~! on Thanksgiving night, between our three recruits. JOSH You mean, like, a match? ALF Like, yeah! A match! A triple threat match, which we have got cleared with President Baker, it'll be Bohemoth vs Ned Blanchard vs "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez, on Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! *crowd cheers* ALF And we'll find out who [i]really[/i] wants that spot in the Deadly Alliance. JOSH Well, there you have it, a bombshell announcement from Alf, a triple threat match set up of Thanksgiving HeldDOWN~! Let's go back to the ring!

New England

Actually, it was the other way around; I had the result right, and remember counting the tiebreaker, but just copied the scores Chris had typed in rather than going through and counting them all again.

Thunderkid vs Denzel Spencer Plus some DA stuff, probably.

This pisses me off more than a message forum has ever pissed me off before. Even though it's just text from someone that I will never meet, it pisses me off. Not just because I'm a Morley mark, but because people are so dimwitted they have to always use the same excuses for everything. His matches are repetitive? Fuck you. Alright. Just straight fuck you. This is the WWE. EVERY match is repetitive. Every fucking one. That's what happens when you only get four minutes to work. I think, no fuck that, I KNOW Val is the best wrestler on RAW. Yeah, that's right. Better than Jericho, better than RVD & better than Lance Storm. You can call me crazy all you want, but I know what I have seen. Morley always...ALWAYS entertains me. On the stick, in the ring, everywhere. He should be a main eventer by now. Especially after having to go through all the "Val Venis" bullshit. He is WAY above average in the wrestling department. "Average at best?" Fucking please. Rodney Mack is average at best. Test is average at best. Morley is better than half the roster (including Smackdown). Average at best means that when he has his best nights, it's only average. Or, it could mean if you added up all of his matches and rated them on quality, then divided by the number of matches you would end up with a number that was "average" based on a scale that would have to be made up as well. Fuck that. Did you even think before you typed that? His offense is rather dull aside from a few moves like the Blue Thunder? Why's that? Because not every single move he uses is exclusive to him? I beg to differ. He executes all of his moves well. He has a great finisher. The 'Money Shot' is highly underrated. Everytime I see it I just have flashbacks to Jimmy Snuka days. Just because he doesn't do twenty moonsaults and six corkscrews before hitting a body splash doesn't mean that it can't still be impressive. I swear, it's like people have selective viewing habits. If you don't think Morley is talented, you shouldn't be allowed to form an opinion about wrestling on a wrestling forum. The same people that preach about Chris Jericho, Booker T. & The Hurricane had better damn well see something in Morley. Now I'm bitter. I can't believe that someone would go out of their way to call Morley average. I've never even seen Morley botch a spot! Remember his feud with D-Lo way back when for the IC title? Yeah, he was even good back then. I've also never heard about Morley being hard to work with or causing problems backstage. In fact, whenever I do read something about him, it's usually just something like him going to another wrestlers wedding. That just shows that he's a nice guy with a lot of friends. I guess we all know where nice guys finish. I just think it's a case of the good old TSM double standard again. I have no doubt in my mind that if people talked about Morley as much as they talk about some other 'Smark Darlings" everyone would act like they liked him. Why? Because this place is full of fucking sheep. Just a bunch of damn bandwagon jumpers. It makes me sick. It's like everyone just tries to fit in. Everyone likes the same five wrestlers...and I know that they are talented, but I guarantee half of the people that act like they like Guerrero or Jericho only say that to try and fit in here. The reasoning is because they don't want to be "ran off" for having a different opinion. Don't act like it wouldn't happen either, because it's happened in the past. It's not just a difference of opinion either. You might not like Morley as much as me, that's fine. You might think other wrestlers are better than him, that's fine too. Those are opinions, I'll admit that. Saying the man is not talented or is average is not an opinion. Not to me. To me it's false information. It's bullshit. He obviously has talent. OBVIOUSLY. If you can't see that, quit watching wrestling because you wouldn't know talent it it took you out into the middle of the street and blew your brains out.

Sun, Nov. 9 Toronto @ Charlotte, 1:00 Utah @ New York, 3:00 Dallas @ LA Clippers, 3:30 Boston @ Detroit, 6:00 NBATV Atlanta @ Oklahoma City, 7:00 Memphis @ Denver, 8:00 Golden State @ Sacramento, 9:00 Houston @ LA Lakers, 9:30 Mon, Nov. 10 Oklahoma City @ Indiana, 7:00 Portland @ Orlando, 7:00 NBATV Toronto @ Boston, 7:30 New Jersey @ Miami, 7:30 Memphis @ Phoenix, 9:00 Tue, Nov. 11 Denver @ Charlotte, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Cleveland, 7:00 Utah @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Atlanta @ Chicago, 8:30 LA Lakers @ Dallas, 8:30 NBATV New York @ San Antonio, 8:30 Detroit @ Sacramento, 10:00 Minnesota @ Golden State, 10:30 Wed, Nov. 12 Philadelphia @ Toronto, 7:00 Atlanta @ Boston, 7:30 Indiana @ New Jersey, 7:30 Portland @ Miami, 8:00 ESPN New York @ Memphis, 8:00 San Antonio @ Milwaukee, 8:00 LA Lakers @ New Orleans, 8:00 Orlando @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Utah @ Washington, 8:00 Sacramento @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Houston @ Phoenix, 10:30 ESPN Thu, Nov. 13 Denver @ Cleveland, 8:00 TNT Dallas @ Chicago, 8:30 Detroit @ Golden State, 10:30 TNT Fri, Nov. 14 Utah @ Charlotte, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Indiana, 7:00 Washington @ Miami, 7:30 Atlanta @ New Jersey, 7:30 Oklahoma City @ New York, 7:30 Denver @ Boston, 8:00 ESPN Milwaukee @ Memphis, 8:00 Portland @ New Orleans, 8:00 Orlando @ Dallas, 8:30 Houston @ San Antonio, 8:30 Phoenix @ Sacramento, 10:00 Detroit @ LA Lakers, 10:30 ESPN Sat, Nov. 15 Golden State @ LA Clippers, 3:30 New Jersey @ Atlanta, 7:00 Oklahoma City @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Utah @ Cleveland, 7:30 Portland @ Minnesota, 8:00 Indiana @ Chicago, 8:30 New Orleans @ Houston, 8:30 NBATV Boston @ Milwaukee, 8:30

Also, the Knicks wanted to waive Marbury in the offseason, but it was vetoed by Dolan.

I haven't been there yet. We went down to $1.95 today.

$2.01 here, but it was $1.97 in Muncie last night.

And as usual, if you guys whose characters I'm using feel some improvements can be made to these, feel free.

Man, they even gave him Chauncey's number.

Denver

Doesn't matter what order these go in. The camera cuts backstage, and the crowd cheers as Bohemoth is seen going through his bags. He then hears a knock on the door, and turns, then his mood worsens as he sees Alfdogg walk into the room, facing him up. ALF You almost had me last night. BO Yeah. And you know, I would have had you, had you not grabbed those tights. You were done. ALF All's fair in love and war, big man. Remember that. BO I will. ALF But seriously, I'm not here to talk about last week, I'm not here to rub it in. I just want you to know something. You've been worthy competition for me and for the World title...and if I had to choose who to lose to last week, you would have been my choice. Because I know you would hold that belt with pride and with respect for your peers...something that PRL has not shown during his reign. *crowd boos* BO Well, I appreciate that. ALF I'm man enough to admit a true defeat. And at the Halloween Spectacular, Tha Puerto Rican was the better man. But, you know how PRL talked about us a couple weeks ago. You know how he's talked about me the last several weeks. No respect. But, I'm going off on another tangent, Bo, forgive me. The REAL reason I'm here...is that I'm sure you know, the Deadly Alliance is planning to add a fifth member. Bo nods. ALF And I know we haven't seen eye to eye lately, far from it...but I happen to see you as a prime candidate for that spot. The crowd boos, as Bo flashes an odd look at Alf. ALF Now, just listen to me. You know as well as anyone how Zack operates. Look at Leon...he has a World title shot at November Reign. Suppose he defeats Tha Puerto Rican, and becomes the OAOAST World champion. Zack could never contain his jealousy, and that would spell the end for your In-Crowd. You saw me talk to the guy last week. And you know what I've accomplished here in the OAOAST. Now, If Zack would talk down to me in that fashion...just imagine how he'd treat you in the long run. In the Deadly Alliance, we all treat each other as equals, and that's why we're all champions. So, I'm just letting you know, you have the opportunity to abandon ship before it sinks. Bo watches Alf walks off, while letting his words sink into his head. Ned Blanchard is seen walking down the hallway backstage, then turns into a dressing room, where he sees Thunderkid, Reject, and Melissa Nerdly waiting on him. NED What are you doing in here? TK Waiting for you, Ned. REJECT That's right. We've wanted to talk to you for a while, but weren't sure how to reach out to you. NED Well, here I am. What do you want? REJECT We wanted to talk to you about your standing in the Enterprise. There seems to be a lot of conflict between you and the Money Man lately. NED Yeah, he says I don't put up results. What the hell is that? I'm a FOUR-TIME World tag team champion. TK And that's exactly what we want to talk about Ned. You've got a lot of talent, no matter what that tool Moneymaker says. REJECT That's right. You don't need the Enterprise. You need people who will appreciate your talent. People like...us. NED What are you talking about? REJECT Well, as you know, we're adding a fifth member to the Deadly Alliance, and we feel that spot would be a big boost for both us and you. NED Well...I don't know, that's a very tempting offer. But what about Simon? TK Forget Simon. It's you we're interested in. We really admire how you don't just kowtow to Moneymaker's demands because of his money. You keep on doing your own thing, how you want to do it. And that's what the Deadly Alliance is all about, doing things OUR way. *pause* REJECT Anyway, just something to think about. TK, Reject and Melissa walk off, leaving Ned to think things over. Backstage, Todd Cortez is walking the halls, when he's approached by Sandman9000. SANDMAN Cortez? CORTEZ Yep. SANDMAN We haven't met. I'm Sandman9000, Heartland champion. Sandman extends a hand to Cortez, who shakes it after a couple seconds of reservation. SANDMAN I've seen your stuff...you're one tough guy. Tough enough to fill the role that I'm here to talk to you about. CORTEZ And what's that? SANDMAN Well, the Deadly Alliance has started recruiting guys to fill the fifth spot that we've opened up. And I can't think of anyone more qualified for that spot than you. CORTEZ Well, that's very flattering. SANDMAN Like I said, I've kept tabs on you. I know you don't want anything to do with Cucaracha Internacional. And those guys [i]really[/i] don't like you, either. So what's the holdup, ditch those guys! CORTEZ Well, that all sounds good, but I'm under contract... SANDMAN Screw the contract! What are those guys going to do about it? Those guys are a bunch of pussies. If they give any of us any shit, we'll leave them laying worse than the Phillies left the Brewers. *crowd boos* CORTEZ Damn, that's rough! SANDMAN So just think it over, huh? Sandman walks off, as Cortez pauses, then continues his walk.

And Tony Parker has 52 and counting in double OT against the Wolves. EDIT: Parker finishes with 55 as the Spurs win their first game of the year.

Also, watching this Cavs/Bulls game, I'm not sure what people saw in the Bulls when they were projecting them to make the playoffs. They still can't shoot, they still have no inside scoring presence, and their head coach has no coaching experience whatsoever prior to this season.