Angel_Grace_Blue

I'll settle this. Both of you are fairies. Prancing, pixie-winged, tutu-clad, wand waving, fairies. Totally heterosexual, 100%, though. Yes.

Hmm. Dub, I really didn't intend for my semi-jocular dislike of Johnny to be the main focus of the commentary. I was trying to go with a "Look at how big a prick King can be, and Sacred joins in, too" vibe. And, if Kevs had a moveset I liked better (Though, this might be my flaw as a writer, not his), I wouldn't have had Johnny be all goofy and interfere, as it was only a device to allow Coyote to cheat. I suppose I could have had Avery distract the Double-Sea, but, once again, my flaw as a writer. I have not read the recently added matches, but the rest of the show is very good. Isn't it? Am I right, am I right? Oh, that Chris Storm....

So we ripped ourselves off? We're fucking assholes.

...start cross-dressing? I'm confused.

Aw, yeah! Flip-Flop! Even if WC did edit out the super-awesome swing dancing spot from Team Flip-Flop vs. 42nd Street (Or whatever Todd and Masky was called).

Awesomeness. Slyified~!

We need to have a really garbage/hardcore match for an upper-tier title. I say JJ and Landon have running chainsaws attached to their arms and legs for Battleground.

We had another Russell Crowe's favorite match? Because I'm pretty sure Buck v Hawke was non-title. I thinks....

Man, Ace Lezaire and The Masked Man should have been given shots at commentating.

Ha. Johnny doesn't have any votes.

If I don't beat Kevs, I think The New Doomtopians vs. Action Platypus & An Octopus (Or maybe A Bear instead of An Octopus, but definitely Action Platypus) would be good. DAS ACTIONKINO SCHNABELTIER!

Perhaps, Spike, but you've been illegally using the Penis Mightier.

Hey, Bruce: Lolz, just kidding.

That question makes no sense, Chris. Would I like a two-man, or three-man team? Yes, or no? Yes to both? No to both?

I vote Mak so long as it's neckbrace wearing, wheelchair-bound Mak.

And what four or eight guys would you put in it? Himself, of course, with Myers, Ced, and Von Dierch. Of course, he'd drag it out until Genesis...XIV Yes because the comment was made out of self promotion reasons yes and not because I thought that it'd make the title look stronger or be better for the federation as a whole - cause I'm that kind of self-serving git instead of thinking of the federation. And heavens forbid I actually have some storylines that go beyond a short 2 week story, some of us have an attention span that goes beyond that. Ah, but your mother.

And what four or eight guys would you put in it? Himself, of course, with Myers, Ced, and Von Dierch. Of course, he'd drag it out until Genesis...XIV

So, could this one end via foot stomps?

Hey guys. Guess what? Michael Bisping flew halfway around the world to be on the show. Just wanted to let everyone know.

I don't know how accurate this simulator is. Arlovski took nearly 3 minutes to finish off Bob Sapp, and about 4:30 to take care of Brad Imes. Granted, Sapp didn't throw any strikes (Hell, the only thing he did was get punched, gave up his back, get locked in a rear naked, somehow got free, and then TKO'd), and Imes landed on punch.

So the main event has a four-man booth? Or will WC just stab Johnny in the neck?

WC, you actually think any of the bookers pay attention to what we say? That makes me laugh.

Yeah. How dare that Aussie not know the timezones in North America? However, anyone else that makes such a mistake needs to get a toddler-in-a-sack beating.

Non-Title Main Event Wes Davenport© vs Wildchild© WC if Muzz is to be believed (He probably is) Ultraviolent Title Match Boiler Room Brawl Amy Stephens© vs Bruce Blank TAmy and stuff. Tag Title Match The New Doomtopians vs JJ Johnson©/Manson© Son and Son. No-showery to the maxes! Submissions Match "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs Jay Hawke I don't think Spike had sex this week, so he'll take it. Or does sex = Sporky losing? I can never remember. FART! Michael Cross vs David Cross Cross the Michael. Hardcore Four Way The Crimson Skull vs Insane Luchador vs Stryke vs Zyon. IL. Fuvolution pride, yo. Speaking of which, we need to write another update to Fuvolution. One that doesn't suck (The exact opposite of the last updates I wrote, but I was pressured into bumping it for the children) Cruiserweight Rules Match Grendel vs Ghost Machine 2.0 Ghost Machizzle.

That would imply you currently know how to write well. Which would be false.