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Now just get whelp and welt correct and you'll be set! Whelp is like a young animal. A welt is a raised doodle from getting smacked, especially with a kendo stick to the back. Bort~!

Hey, Sarah, you were having been born today. Just thought I'd let you know in case you have forgotten. lolzlolzlolzlolz

Auburn'll take it.

Toxxic is Amish, except for when he cheats by using computers and the internet. And other forms of electricity.

Main Event - Title vs Title Hardcore Rules Landon 'La Cucaracha' Maddix© vs Amy Stephens© Urgh. I'll quit forever if TAmy wins, (lolz, no big loss there, lolz) so, go Maddix. Sub Main Event - International Title Match JJ Johnson vs Wildchild© Hmm. JJ for the chat room clique or kliq or whatever. Yeah. Non-Title Match Grendel© vs Zyon Zyon won't steel this one, lolz. See, it's funny, because in Spike v Zyon, there were a few references to a steal guard rail. Fine, you can go to hell. House Rules - Viktor's All You Can Drink Vodka Sean Davis vs Bloodshed Special Guest Referee: Viktor Tarakanov Davis, because Sheddy's a lightweight. Then again, this seems like Buck v Hawke. However, someone with a brain is marking it, so uh...Davis. Yeah. Cruiserweight Spotfest Wayne Blank vs "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu Kaibatsu for more chat cliquery. Pants! Austin Sly vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Sly is yayz! Spike is emo! Chubo (Or Chubbo, whatever), Spike's friend, is corpulent! Fat and sad never beat yay. Ever. Go Sly! ??? vs Manson Mr. OSITY.

That's why I think the Heisman should be awarded after all of the bowl games are played. Actually, all of the awards.

That reminds me of a bad pun that I'm probably garbling (And is much better when spoken). If a centipede a bucketful, how much would a precipice? A sheer drop.

I was thinking of mentioning this event in the "Make an Outlandish Statement" thread (By implying it'd be a great show, top-notch fighters, quality all around, etc.), but I decided not to, for some reason. Anyway, this thing Xtreme Freestyle Fighting 2 is coming up soon, and is not even an hour away from where I live. If it's cheap enough, and I'm not insanely busy around that date, I might go. However, I was wondering if any of you vast pools of MMA knowledge had even heard of some of these guys (I'm betting that most are going to be winos pulled in off the street).

McBump! Not sure why, but JJ was all "Drea, bump that thread" in chat. And, dude, like, the peer pressure. PEER PRESSURE! UNDER PRESSURE! UNDER PRESSURE! NOT ICE, ICE, BABY! HELL NO! NOT ICE, ICE, BABY! UNDER PRESSURE!

I got a baboon heart transplant.

Dude, it's Janus. Everything is up hyper-mega early.

Ha, Spike sucks.

Did Bisping break open Kristian's skull?

Stout needs to bulk up to at least 185 so his body type reflects his name.

Unleashed sound like it could be maybe good tonight Stout v Fisher Vera v Scherner Hughes v Riggs Well, maybe not. I don't know. Both....

Neat. I like this. lolz

Or he won one 10-8, another 10-9, and another was a 10-10 tie.

I will. **Breaking news: New Jersey Devils - 9345353, New York Rangers - 0** Lolz. Edit: That kind of doesn't make sense, since you'd think that as a New Jerseyian or whatever, Akira would like the Devils, but he doesn't. He likes the Rangers. So, yeah. I was making fun of him. Lolz.

You got me there, Akira. Damn you. Damn you straight to New Jersey, lolz.

lolz, ur mom is a nail on the head.

lolz, BUTT secks.

You could've jobbed to Mr. the Doom, then. Doomtopian Title, ahoy! Also: The whole business with getting rid of a title can be tricky. The International belt is the only one without a restriction. Cruiser title, of course, has a weight limit, and hardcore must be defended under certain stipulations (Or, at least, it should). International, though, is more versatile in this respect, but, we've already got a title of that nature in the form of the world belt. Of course, if anything is going to be eliminated, maybe the tag straps should be first, as The New Doomtopians vs. Johnson and Manson MCVII doesn't sound like much fun. The New Doomtopians should win the belts first, though.

Much as people want to deny it, we're all Rommel's children. Just some more so than others.

It's that crazy Brit's birthday. Well, that's not really specific. AECAS SMASH CAKERY!

It needed more duck cocks. But that goes without saying.