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Before Ruckus and Sonjay could enter the ring, the Army attacked them. This match is underway. Rebel and Frazier decided to have a little chat in the middle of the ring. Ruckus and Sonjay gave them double dropkicks from the top, knocking them into each other. Both men slid onto the outside, but Ruckus and Sonjay splashed out onto them, to get the crowd into the show already. The legal men in this one at this point were Sonjay and Rebel. Sonjay tug out to Rebel, as did Rebel to Frazier. After a dropkick into the corner, Ruckus tug in Sonjay and both men worked the double team tactics for a two count. Sonjay locked a chinlock onto Frazier, but Frazier elbowed out of it. Sonjay whipped Frazier against the ropes and nailed Frazier with a stiff hurricarana. After some Rebel interference, Sonjay hit Rebel off the apron. This allowed Frazier some time to get up and hit Sonjay out of the ring from behind. Rebel then got into the ring and gorilla pressed Frazier onto Sonjay. With a tag, Rebel then made his way into the ring and dominated Sonjay with some clotheslines. Rebel then held Sonjay up for a little double team action. Frazier got off the apron and onto the top rope for a little Road Warriors remembrance by hitting a double team clothesline from the top. Ruckus finally got the tag into the match, and he began to work stiff with Derek Frazier. Rebel came into the ring to help his partner, but he just did more bad than good. Ruckus pulled Frazier into the corner to step up for his finisher, but Rebel whipped Sonjay against the ropes, causing Ruckus to fall off his feet. Derek Frazier then got up and nailed a stiff kick to the head of Ruckus, knocking him to the outside. Frazier went to the top rope and nailed a huge frogsplah onto Sonjay while Rebel kept Ruckus out of the ring. This was enough to obtain a three count, giving the win to Rebel and Derek Frazier. After the match, Ruckus got on the mic and said that month after month, he comes out here and busts his ass. He said that ever since he startd teaming with Sonjay, he's been losing matches. Ruckus said the reason he has begun to lose matches is because of Sonjay. Sonjay asked where the hell he was when Sonjay was getting pinned for a three count. Ruckus said he was on the fucking floor because he was double teamed and knocked out there. Sonjay said that for the past year he has been stuck with Ruckus. Now he doesn't know why. Sonjay said he is a superstar, son of a bitch. Sonjay said that Ruckus has been ducking him ever since he knew he was next in line for a Jr. Heavyweight shot. With this, Ruckus nailed Sonjay and gorilla press slammed him stiffly onto the turnbuckle. Ruckus got some chairs and cracked Sonjay with it a few times. The crowd started to chant "You fat fuck" at Ruckus. Ruckus got back on the mic and said that "this superstar was going to be a dead fuck". Setting up two chairs facing each other, Ruckus got Sonjay ontop of them and tiger drivered Sonjay onto them. Sonjay was knocked as Ruckus began to celebrate with his title. Sonjay got up after a short while and said that next month, at COD5, he will be the new Jr. Heavyweight champ. Sonjay said that if Ruckus has the balls to accept, he will see him next month at Cage of Death. Heel Ruckus is an interesting turn. His general demenanor has always been face, and I doubt he has the speaking skills or the moveset to really work as a heel. This is just leading to Sonjay taking the jr. belt at COD5. Sonjay is mad over, and the Jr. belt is just a stepping stone, I hope.

Results as they come in, jacked from the czw fanboys board, I may add commentary, I might not. It depends on how I feel. Derek Frazier & Rockin' Rebel d. Sonjay Dutt & Ruckus. Ruckus heel turn after the match, takes out Sonjay, Sonjay challenges Ruckus to a Jr. Heavyweight title match at COD5. DJ Hyde, Niles Young & Jude d. Jon Dahmer, Cory Kastle & Sabian Tony Mamaluke d. Joey Matthews Johnny Kashmere comes back to CZW, turns face, HIV attacks, Ian Knoxx fails to save, Wifebeater and Nick Gage saves. Cage of Death match is two rings, five on five, Cage of Death in one ring, 1,000,000 thumbtacks in the other, some kind of scaffold. Azrael d. Deranged. Chris Cash makes challenge for Azrael/Joker d. Deranged/Cash ladder match for COD5 Dirty Rotten Scoundrels d. Nick Berk & Z-Barr. 3 way match made for COD5, DRS vs. BarrBerk vs. Rebel's Army. Jimmy Rave d. B-Boy, wins Iron Man shot at Trent Acid for COD5. Mercedes Martinez d. Nikki Roxx Trent Acid d. Mafia Chris Hero d. Jimmy Jacobs, Alex Shelley, Homicide (Homicide had Shelley tapping as Hero pinned Jacobs, only Hero's pin acknowledged.) Double Dog Collar: Wifebeater & Nick Gage nc Messiah & Nate Hatred. Hi-V run in, Kashmere heel turn, return of Lobo.

If you can't be the others in pure talent, do something crazy to even the odds.

Another topic has gone off topic, might as well go through the usual procedures. ::Hits the next person to post with a lighttube::

Or Kylie Minogue.... Or Men At Work...

Oh no. I may not treat it as anything, but December 17th is the day the peons shall recognize that their LORD and MASTER came into this world to RULE ALL. I shall not share it with someone else. This means war.

If you wanted, you could wait an extra day and get me something for my birthday, but since I don't celebrate my birthday and I'd probably just attack you if you did get me something, you might be better off getting Zacky here something. I'm sending him my undevoted love, a.k.a. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): an empty box.

http://woundgallery.com/view_attachment.ph...p?id=412&type=0 I get a kick out of this one, just because it looks ten times worse then it actually is. And in case you were wondering, Ian Rotten (standing) did cut J.C. Bailey (bleeding) with the meat carver.

Wait a second. I'm going home for Thanksgiving (Maine) around that week. I go back to school that Sunday, the 30th. The show is the day before. Hmmmmmmm, odds are I won't be able to pull it off, but if I could.....

http://www.woundgallery.com Have fun children.

I think the feud has been building since October of last year, so after a year of feuding, I don't think that now's too early to blow off the feud. And it's kinda hard to top No Rope Barbed Wire, especially in ROH's environment.

I'd mark like a 12 year old girl at a Justin concert if we had a No Roped Barbed Wire Landmine Double Hell Board. But I think we all knew that.

Your retired hero, and mine, "Sick" Nick Mondo, after fun with weedwhackers at the end of TOD1.

Well, ^ that has "suck" written all over it.

Yes, heaven forbid that a person take pride in what they do and be upset at themselves if they fail to live up to their standards.

Had Gagne not won, it would have established a precedent that closers couldn't win the Cy Young award. 55 perfect innings, only blemish being the All-Star Games, what more do you ask out of a closer? What could a closer do to top that, aside from the obvious "win more games," and even then would that closer be considered for the Cy Young? Gagne was lights out the entire season. He deserved this award. Game Over indeed.

It's a minimum of five percent, which is what was needed to start automatic testing. Odds are they didn't even bother identifying which player was juiced, just whether or not the sample tested positive for roids. If they did identify which sample was which, we'd start seeing some fines and shit.

I'm as big a Nick Mondo mark as you'll find, but without Mick Foley, Nick Mondo wouldn't be wrestling, half of the guys out there wouldn't be wrestling, XPW, CZW, those feds wouldn't exist.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=21&t=44677 Thanks for playing.

When I got into college, I didn't have any major celebration. I didn't have any celebration. I just let senioritis hit long and hard.

Ah, to be in college, where sweatpants are acceptable fashion. ::Walks everywhere in sweatpants and doesn't give a shit::

^Tool.

1: Anything that is a blatant insult to the human intelligence. 2: Anything that even a five-year old knows and would be embarassed to say out loud, as it is common knowledge. 3: Anything that even John Madden knows and would be embarassed to say out loud, as it is common knowledge. 4: Anything from a gimmick poster. 5: Anything from Mario. Mario, you wouldn't know hardcore if it came up and kicked you in the fucking balls. Quit being a fucking attention whore, and when you have legit problems like some of us, come back and see if we give a shit. In fact, I'll save you the time. We don't care about you. No one does.

Yep...... It was fun having a lead in some categories for a while. And figures I drop Odom and the next night he drops 14 and 10. Thanks asshole.

Chow Yun-Fat IS the coolest man on earth.