Art Sandusky

When discussion gets absolutely nowhere and turns into (in Mike's case anyway) ad hominem tactics, it's a sound bannable offense. Take that shit to a chatroom or something if you're going to be stubborn and unreasonable.

Y'know, moving the kickoff up to the actual 8PM start time and hacking off the superfluous crap they have at halftime would really help these BCS games finish before midnight.

The best band uniforms belong to Ohio State, with Tennessee as the sentimental runner-up.

How many times do you think the USC offense stalled this season farther out than his supposed "career long?" When you have a pair of offensive machines like these two, their kickers' stats aren't that telling. Damn straight that Prothro catch was the play of the year. GodDAMN that was incredible to see at the time, and still is. So yeah, if Texas can't put up at least three on this first possession, they're going to have to play 100% perfect the rest of the game. Their defense is superb so far, they just need to keep it up and slow down LenDale White. He's been the sole remotely consistent part of the USC offense so far, and it surprises me that they haven't gone to him more. Mack Brown needs to bust out the stick'em for his offensive and defensive backfields. I like the little scrolls at the bottom of the screen during the band performances about their respective schools. Anything that reminds people of the "student" part of student-athlete is fine by me.

Dop Ussy? What?

Seeing that iPod crap out of nowhere made me want to vomit.

If Texas enters the final quarter trailing, they're sunk. The biggest 15 minutes of the game will be the third quarter. USC 42 Texas 31

Where have you been? I despise USC and it's not for the OU blowout. I'm definitely rooting for Texas. But if Texas loses I wouldn't care. I asked because I rarely read college football threads. I figured an Oklahoma fan, much less a student at the university, could never root for the Longhorns. But no big deal; I was just curious. Yeah, you definitely need to read these threads more.

I'd tell them to keep the magazine.

On the Bush points above: correct and incorrect. Mike wasn't banned for "no good reason." It was the same reason we banned Anglesault. If he was involved in a thread, then it was guaranteed to turn into endless arguing within a page and a half.

See what I mean? Don't you, the reader, feel much better after reading about all that instead of clauses and tenses and misspellings?

Great, there goes the moderate voice.

If only all the players were well-off white kids from stable families in quiet little suburbs. GO ARMY IN '48! So you think the system is perfect. People bitch about the lack of a playoff and how you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO KNOW WHO IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT, but if you only let in, say, Czech-calibre recruits, the quality of play would dive. You're channeling bitterness and jealousy towards players that meet NCAA but also their own schools' requirements as college athletes. Not to mention all the money this stuff generates for each university so pencilnecks can bitch about how athletes have better lives than them while they sit in their new dormitories or libraries or whatever else the MILLIONS that college football alone infuses into successful programs lead by those scary brown people from the cities who, if things were as easy as they appear to you, get Magna Cum Laude degrees from their respective universities while receiving blowjobs in their dorms by a line of attractive young women when they should be in their classes before going home when they aren't playing football. Or should people who can't afford a college education just go learn how to dig ditches? Fuck off.

Oh, and now that it's game day and I'm in full anticipation mode (thus meaning I feel I don't have to continue to give each team their due), fuck Texas. In fact, I hope by some freak season next year we get Tennessee/Texas in a BCS bowl so that fake-ass UT can go down again.

If only all the players were well-off white kids from stable families in quiet little suburbs. GO ARMY IN '48!

Incandenza gave me the number of a black woman as his supposed new cell phone number. Whether he meant to do that or just accidentally said the wrong number, it was very funny.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIFF SURRRV'D YA This is the kind of correcting we need. People actually learn from this, instead of wrapping their shit in a different wrapper.

I'm giving them more and more of a chance as the game approaches, but I'm not doing what I did last year when a similar classic Big XII juggernaut (insane blowouts like against Baylor, etc.) of a team was facing USC and calling it a pick 'em, running quarterback be damned. I'm about 60% sure of my USC pick, and won't give Texas any more of a chance than the remaining 40%.

I'm glad I didn't have to be the first to post this. It was raw to hear that. I picked Georgia, but to see West Virginia lose after having such a huge lead would be sad. I feel sorry for the Big East.

I know, but with off the field stuff like that, he'd have to have a sterling record.

Even worse.

Fuck that, Alabama's going to smash Texas Tech's offense.

That's the worst way.

That biker dude is wearing Mikey Whipwreck's shirt.

Ohio State's a lot more versatile than you think. They've got weapons too. OSU's just super-duper solid and plays sound football, and that's the kind of team that always has a shot against even much better opponents. How do you think Georgia beat LSU?