Art Sandusky

Nevermortal is another person we've been missing badly. Return plz. Bring Nunzio.

He could go to Georgia Tech. DURTY DURTY

"See, you gotta stretch it out, so it looks all veiny, see? Like the wings of a bat. That's three kicks."

We really don't have enough writers. Seriously. A pedestrian layout doesn't mean death, lack of content does. This place has knowledge about virtually anything and people who are more than capable of writing a regular piece on something, anything. A big pool of talent would also safeguard against someone not being able to write on time or having to stop entirely. Instead of that subject matter being resumed by someone else, it dies and gets forgotten. A round of new writers and enthusiasm would help the main page reconquer the forums. Maybe we'll even, gasp - have threads devoted to pieces on the site again. New writers will want to plug their stuff, and the theoretical core audience revival will lead to greater exposure as reputation spreads again, a reputation we were well on a path to gain at one point. None of this requires fancy graphics or elaborate designs, just effort.

I think I eclipsed my previous record for being fucked up on my birthday night. Seriously, I was wasted.

Fuck John David Booty. Jim Bob Cooter's where it's at.

So my uncle just came upstairs to ask if I was pissed about him eating my dinner that I had just returned home from work with.

It was closed initially after it got moved to this folder.

I love those old-school guys.

n/t

The other one is clearly marked Heisman discussion anyway. No practical reason to let it continue in the first place.

NFL Films is yet another reason our kids will start officially calling football the national pastime.

Yo, someone close this. We've already got a thread. It's gonna get ugly otherwise.

Another Catch-22! What crazy times!

Minnesota was Ravishing Rick Rude's hometown.

Guys, Final Fantasy II (not "IV", I live in AMERICA, dammit) was better than III.

When has Funk not said what needed to be said?

Far too fuckin' bad.

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http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=75750

A friggin' week? Just sit down and write for an hour, and it'd be done.

The Abyss clip near the end of the show sort of took me out of the program for a second. The rest of the promotion looked pretty major league until then. I mean, it was just Mitchell and Abyss walking towards the camera with a yellow light behind 'em. Otherwise, this was the first Impact I've watched all the way through since the first one on FSN ages ago and was pretty impressed. I really wanted to see Red get totally murdered, as malicious as that sounds. Monty Brown is a scary motherfucker. It's going to be hard to get used to Christian as a face.

Even though I didn't like the team, at least it was one they took some time to establish. Seeing them wrestle in singles matches was a total surprise. Was the breakup on Heat or what? At least they're pushing the better worker. I think Murdoch's looked pretty good in his singles matches.

Oh please, it was the fun kind of prick, if you could even call it that. Not like he told the soliders they weren't cool because of their fatigues being ugly or something.