Art Sandusky

Those PS3 gags aren't limited to YTMND.

I finally watched my ECW tape tonight after avoiding spoilers all week: The opening segment was probably the best of this new ECW so far. I honestly marked out. I'll take Lashley over Holly in a main event any day of the week. Knox/Punk was pretty darned good for the time it got. I was pleasantly surprised. I was also relieved to see Punk not being an idiot and falling for Kelly after the match. Knox held up his end of the match, don't front. Seeing Punk leading the run-in at the end of the show was a neat "hey, now he really is fucking with these guys" moment. Heyman's group works when you see them all together as it is now. I'm glad they moved Knox away from the group, since it was in danger of growing too large. I was hoping Heyman would announce Lashley/Sabu as an ECW welcome, but I guess that's something you'd want to save since all of the ECW originals will kill themselves and make Lashley look like the Destroyer of Worlds. Speaking of which, has a show lacked Sandman and Sabu so far? The only original ECW workers who were on this week were Dreamer and RVD.

I'd be curious as to what the breakdown was.

Seriously, Hertz is renting these. It's the Shelby Mustang GT-H, H for "Hertz," and only in that color scheme. They aren't for sale at Ford dealerships. Amped up versions of regular GTs (330hp, lowered springs, tighter steering ratio, etc.). See if one's available at your local office. There aren't any special requirements other than a driver's license. It was done back when the Mustang was first released as well, except the ones then were high-performance virtual "rent-a-racers" that people literally took to the track for the weekend and brought back on Monday morning. Those were the days.

I honestly sat here and pondered that question for five minutes and couldn't think of one case in the last couple of years.

I said "fuck work" the second I realized that tomorrow was already THE Saturday. Fortunately, my managers understand that Saturdays are a big deal for me, what with the orange T car magnet and pom poms trailing off the trunklid. EDIT: Whoops, this is the ESPN bitching thread. Okay, my gripe in this post is that the hype got to me.

MY NAME IS STEPHEN A. SMITH AND I HAVE AN OPINION I happened to leave this on in the background while typing something up and I'm about to put him on a hit list for when I visit New York.

Rocky III was on Spike tonight. Pretty badass shit. It's hard for a red-blooded male not to get into a Rocky movie.

FIND THE WEAK POINT!

You guys don't have Thanksgiving down there, do you. It went from revered holiday to bugle call for shopping here.

Okay, after I posted the above it improved a little but for a while it looked like I was watching a YouTube video.

There wasn't a Smackdown thread I guess... For some reason, the picture quality of the show is awful tonight. I knew it was going to look a little different like Raw since it's in Britain and all, but this is just bad.

Sounds like a win-win situation for her and us.

I have a feeling that anything I say is going to result in some cutesy ironic self-assessment as a reply, so I'm going to proactively call you a poophead and let the thread get back on track. The Libertarian Party already has six guys who have announced. I also didn't realize that Tommy Thompson had announced a candidacy too.

I've always been more about the beach cruiser type of bicycle. BMXing and having to screw around with different gears is more effort than I need or want in a bike.

Isn't a back and forth what's going on now? Oh, wait, it's not a back-and-forth because you're always the authority and are correct, end of story. I'd rather watch the senators from Alaska brawl inside the octagon before either of them ran for President.

I was impressed with Tyler Palko stiff-arming a blitzer down and totally decking that D-lineman a few plays earlier.

Sports Illustrated had the 2001 Oregon/Oregon State game as the game of the year during the preseason.

The first half rocked, but it looks like West Virginia is finally whoopin' ass.

Okay.

You could always just open a window. It wouldn't involve volumes of urine sitting around your house.

There's no need for a Canadian NFL team at all. The team would also guaranteedly play in a dome. Fuck that shit. Much like the Silverado is the truck of our country, the NFL is meant to be purely American. 'sides, it'd step on the CFL's shoes. Why try to knock off an organization that can provide players for yours and vice versa?

This is not the first time #1 and #2 have met in November. It's just the first time that Michigan/Ohio State has involved the top two teams, that's all. There's a ticker on ESPNEWS? Yikes. I think the whole "ESPN on ABC" thing is starting to rear its ugly head.