Mr. S£im Citrus

.... Damn you Z, for making me consider coming out of my perfectly good sulk and returning to active duty... I would like to thank you personally for the kind words, and also for the best advice that I've ever received as a writer: to simply say fuck everyone who wanted me to change my writing style when I was in the JL. If I had tried to conform to the hardcore/striker/puro-influenced style everyone else was going with at the time, I never would have amounted to anything in the SWF. :: kneels before Lord Zed :: - Dub "Thanks a million" Cee :: Dedicates his 2000th post to realitycheck ::

And still no respect for my Jackets... Final Four last year, returning four starters, and they're still picked to finish third in the ACC?

Sooo... you've been a die-hard fan since all the way back... :: checks quote again :: ... to the middle of the season?

I have faith that you'll find some way to no-show...

Feh. It's always been a rivalry; the hatred alone made it a rivalry.

I find this argument to be humorous: as a Kings fan, I've argued with several Lakers fans for the past five years, who try to claim that Lakers/Kings (which could be argued is essentially like the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry, although on a much lesser scale), isn't a true rivalry simply because the Kings have never beaten the Lakers, and now I've seen Anglesault claim that Yankees/Red Sox was only a rivalry simply because the Red Sox had never beaten the Yankees... Just goes to show that, if you spend enough time on the internet, eventually you'll hear everything...

That 1918 Nike commerical is awesome.

And if it ends tonight, Scott Rolen, the Cardinals' cleanup hitter, finishes 0-15 in the World Series. Has that ever been done before?

Never let it be said that Toxxic doesn't try... which is to his credit. I don't know about anyone else, but I was a little hesitant when the JL closed down because of the combination of non-committals and writers who just weren't ready for the big stage yet, but Toxxic is one of the few to have justified the merger, as it would have been a gross waste of time and talent to have held him down in the JL for more than a week.

Bah; don't confound the issue with logic, Tom.

Sly should really refer to himself as a junior-heavyweight, like Danny did before he bulked up. "Grounded Cruiserweight" is an oxymoron.

I never attempted to argue that there wasn't. All I ever said was that I didn't know enough about the culture to tell the difference... There are probably people around here who don't know the difference between rap and hip-hop, but I don't let it bother me.

It's not your fault, but seeing as how you happen to know which of these promotions put shows on video and I don't, it would have been a nice courtesy to toss a few names out there.

Not you, the other guy; the one who got his panties wadded up when I confused punk and goth...

Maybe you could be even less specific next time; if I knew the names of some of these promotions, I'd probably know where to look for videos.

Interesting; and where does one acquire said videos?

Better than Mags? Slow down, son...

What do indies need commentators for? Do they talk over the PA at shows? Or do they happen to be on television somewhere other than wherever I happen to be at?

I'm sure you're right; Ross probably isn't told what to say all the time, but he's probably not likely to say anything that Vince doesn't want him to say in the first place.

I thought you wrote yourself to win that match?

Actually, now that I think about it, I'd love to be a color commentator, but I don't think that I could tolerate being told what to say and how to say it; I'd probably let the smark in me slip out on live air...

Of course you don't...

... Unless you're a Kings fan...

The Braves = the Kane of MLB?

Pistons beating the Lakers; last night was sweet, but I'll always be a basketball fan first, and I've hated the Lakers since... well, ever...