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The "I skipped Lockdown and this one is late because real life comes first" edition! ============ SWF Smarkdown HOLT report August 30, 2004 St. Louis, Missouri at Savvis Center Report by Brian Forcum of Caseyville, IL, Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: Martin Hunt upset Alan Clark in 3:38 with Sweet Southern Comfort. Andrea Montgomery and Birdman beat Déjà Vu in 6:11 when they hit Kross with some kind of sick-looking Calf Branding/leg-scissor takeover combination. Edward James beat Viktor Tarakanov in 5:08. Tarakanov had hit James with the Bolshevik Revolution and looked like he was going to score the major upset until Syndicate came down to the ring and distracted him long enough for James to recover. Eddy J won with his own Dominator variation. Ryan Dustin beat “The Paladin” Chance Silver with the Real Deal in 6:51. Landon Maddix and Dace Night fought to a twenty-minute time-limit draw. Smarkdown: - GOR0! GOR0! GOR0! - Ebony being announced as Xavier’s partner was definitely a surprise. I feel sympathy as a man for what happened to those boys… poor Petey had to be medevac’d to St. Louis General Hospital to repair a partially torn scrotum. - Man, I expected to see Flesher upset after losing to Max King, but he seemed surprisingly serene about it; almost as if he was strangely pleased by the fact that King had to cheat to win. - You can’t help but feel bad for Candace; she gets totally getting dogged out by Frisco, and now he’s still trying to make her life miserable. What’d she ever see in that creep, anyway? - After the USJL title match, they showed a new vignette teasing the return of Perfect Bo on the SmarkTron. Immediately afterwards, they played some presidential-sounding music, and Leon Sharpe came down the ramp in a suit and tie, shaking hands with people at ringside, even though they didn’t really look like they wanted to shake his hand. He got in the ring and started to say something about running for President of the United States in 2008. He then began to read off his entire campaign platform, until Zed brought security down to the ring to have Sharpe escorted out of the building. - I had mixed feelings during the six-man tag; mixed because I hate Revolution Zero, but I don’t really trust Van Siclen. There’s something shady about him, and I don’t believe that he’s truly changed his ways. - Funyon announced that John Duran and Ace Lezaire both failed to make the flight to St. Louis. So they had an unscheduled match, which saw “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens beat Renegade with the Walk Off. - Boy, Johnny Dangerous has come a long fucking way! I can still remember when he was a joke in the JL, and here he is defending the SWF World Title against the Hardcore Maniac in a HIAC match! No surprise that Toxxic would come to his aid, though; I mean, who do you think he’d rather face for the belt when he gets his rematch: Johnny D, or Jay Dawg? Biggest Pops 1) Johnny Dangerous 2) Mark Stevens 3) Urban Empire 4) GOR0 5) David Cross Most Heat 1) Toxxic 2) Tom Flesher 3) Jamie Drazon 4) Max King 5) Frisco

As long as you're talking about Unit and Ichiro, here's another question: they both wear/wore 51 for the Mariners... when the number gets retired, who's name goes on it?

Felíz cumpleaños to the guy I wanted to be like when I grew up! :: bows down ::

.... Maybe

Is there any way to determine when the last time someone came online was?

:: slams on brakes :: Sumbitch! You guys had the internet in school? I never would have graduated...

I'm about 70/30 to do something for G5, but I'll have to see how things shake down: I'll definitely be out to sea when Genesis takes place (we go out from Sept. 7th until the middle of October for pre-deployment certs); I do have internet access at sea (privileges of rate), but whether or not I'll actually have time to write is another matter entirely. - Dub "dem's the breaks" Cee

Don't worry, Thugg; I've been taking up the slack for ya'. - Dub "Licensing rights? What licensing rights?" Cee

You're insane. She doesn't belong on the runway, but if a woman who looks like that causes you to have "nightmares," then you have issues.

I can see them just fine... Of course, I also have pictures disabled, so I have to actually click on the links to see the pics, but the links work just fine...

Bah; if there's anything I've learned from sailing the seven seas, it's that there'll always be hookers...

A very Happy Birthday to my very favoritest head booker! :: kneels before Lord Zed ::

But, then don't you risk becoming addicted to killing hookers? How do you kick that habit?

I'll have to take your word for it.

I'm not qualified to answer that question; I don't know why anyone would feel the need to rationalize a vice.

Really? I've probably never lived where you're at, but I've always found the opposite to be true; most people I've encountered who look down on one vice or another find a way to rationalize some other vice. Like someone who looks down on people who smoke cigarettes, but smokes weed themselves (my ex-wife, for example). Or someone who thinks that drinking is bad, but dips snuff (like some of the sailors I've worked with in the past).

Fair enough; just seems to me that one vice is the same as another.

Okay Crow, I'll bite: why only alcohol? I mean, if you're okay with him doing the other stuff, why object to the sauce?

IL, have you ever considered treatment? I mean, it's not my place to preach about your lifestyle, so I won't, but you're way too young to have so many... issues... Don't you have anybody IRL that you can talk to at all? Somebody whose solution to life's problems isn't to get high?

What are you talking about? She might not belong on the pages of Playboy, but she's only "ugly" from the shallowest of perspectives; she still has a pretty face, and a nice smile. She's not even "grotesquely" fat; I'll grant you that she's overweight, but that's not the worst thing in the world... Of course, I was never strongly attracted to her in the first place, so it's not like any of my "dreams" were shattered, or anything.

Hooray Kornheiser!

Eh, no... that wasn't what I was implying at all... And unless Mr. G is really Mark in disguise, I have a feeling that she didn't have much to worry about...

Well, she doesn't actually look "bad." Not ugly, at any rate... How old is she now?

Writing matches in your free time I could see, but your wife let you spend the weekend across state lines with King?

Tittays > *.*