Mr. S£im Citrus

I don't know anybody at the age of 11 or under that talks about sex at all... I must be out of touch; or maybe you've been hanging out with some very advanced eleven year olds...

I missed the boat on AIM. And, at my age, I'm not subject to join the bandwagon now. That, and cell phones.

Well, that would make the question utterly unfair, wouldn't it? What kind of eunuch is going to take cake over poontang?

... Is there any name that you would consider changing to? I don't see myself ever changing my screen name, but if I did, it'd be one of these three: 1. Dub Cee (lame, I know) 2. Major Major Major Major 3. Jubal Harshaw Any username you could see yourself changing to?

Wait, what? I always thought that Barbarian was one of the better big men of the late 80s... you thought he sucked?

co-mothafuckin-sign

Man, I hope that they don't make a habit of leaving events out of the televised broadcast.

Was that the Blood and THUNDER team, or was that MANSON and J³?

Pie, unless it's upside down cake. Pineapple upside down cake > j00!

Pop. Or J-Pop, if you prefer.

My next pick is... Hikaru Utada - Distance While she's failed to catch on with American audiences, Hikki is a top-selling star worldwide, and a megastar in Japan. Distance is her second-most successful album, selling a mere five and a half million copies worldwide, and being certified 4x platinum by Japan's version of the RIAA. The first week it came out, it sold over three million copies. Four hit singles, that spent a combined 61 weeks at #1 in Japan, from November 1999 to February 2001. Why do I love this album? Because I think her voice is sensational. I love her voice so much, that I bought this Japanese-only album despite not speaking a word of Japanese. Also, two of the #1 hit singles on this album were produced by the famed Flyte Time production duo of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, with another one produced by Darkchild, so the beats are tight, too.

You still eat gravy on mashed potatoes?

Based on what?

Wha?

Maybe it's just that becoming a movie star opened him up to a higher class of tail, and he decided to trade her in for another model.

I'll be back whenever Bo gets back.

I'd pay to watch that.

As a long-time Shawn Michaels "hater," I have to say that that's the most entertained I've been by anything he's done since the Rockers were feuding with the Brainbusters.

You, sir, have no taste.

Well, I said a couple of weeks ago, that I wasn't going to go without having at least one album from each of my ten favorite artists so, with only six picks to go and four artists as yet unused, I'd better get on the ball. Starting with: Jon B - Bonafide Far from his most successful album (400K+ albums sold, according to wiki, which would only make it his third-best selling album), it's by far my favorite, and actually has a large degree of personal significance. The funny thing about this album to me is that there's only two songs on the album that there's any chance most of you would have heard of: Someone to Love (featured on the Bad Boys soundtrack, nominated for a Grammy, peaked out at #10 on the Billboard Hot 100), and Pretty Girl (peaked out at #25 on the Billboard Hot 100). The reason why I find this funny is because, despite the fact that they were the two biggest hits, I personally consider those two songs to be the fifth and seventh-best songs on the album, respectively. Err... I guess that means that The Man in Blak is up next...

Vault and Mello Yello do not taste alike. Mello Yello tastes more like Sun Drop than Vault. I wish they'd bring Surge back; that stuff was great!

When the hell did I get on the clock? Not only are you on the clock, by my watch, it's my turn in ninety minutes.

Why is it that, when people talk about flopping and Divac's name comes up, all they talk about is when he was in Sacramento? Like he never flopped in LA or Charlotte?

Suck my cock?