Mr. S£im Citrus

Michael Craven vs. ??? Craven... jobs... "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell vs. Xcalibur Sacred. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. English Dragon ED to upset. Jay Dawg vs. "The Sinner" John Duran The only guy ever to beat me in a hardcore match wins this one... aka Jamie Drazon. Crow vs. Apostle Crow. Quiz vs. Mak Francis I back the Mak! Danny Williams vs. Viktor Tarankov School's in session. Class is Psychology 101. Your instructor is Professor Daniel Williams. Dante Crane vs. Stryke Crane by default. Dace Night vs. Ejiro Fasaki I am contractually obligated to predict Ejiro. CIA vs. Spike CIA must win this match. Why? That would be telling... Show vs. Aecas Push; Show isn't that long removed from the JL, so I don't think he's head and shoulders above Aecas... Judge Mental vs. Annie Eclectic Judge, for whatever reason, has been in a losing streak (and believe me, I can sympathise), whereas Annie is likely recharged now that she has revealed her identity. I look for Annie to take this one.

(Y) @ having other commitments! ... waitaminute! I have other commitments?

Joy. Retirees crawl out of the woodwork to pick at me. Bloody marvelous...

Pity; I wanted a shot at Thoth, too. Fastest man in the fed vs. guy who ties his legs together... this stuff writes itself, folks!

So I took my son to the movies today after I got off work, and there's this place called "Fun Factory" next to the theatre, which is basically like Chuck E. Cheese, but without the pizza. Anyway, he wanted to go in, so we went in. We happened to walk past Dance Dance Revolution, and WC junior wanted to play, so I thought to myself, "what the hell; at least I'll finally see what the fuss is about..." So, we get situated on this thing, which costs a dollar per person. After looking through the crappy music selection, I anxiously await something vaguely resembling instructions, but they never appeared. What did appear was a screen which started to scroll a series of arrows from the bottom to the top, at about a hundred miles an hour, and figuring that we were supposed to step on the pads below us in time with the sequence flashing on the screen, I lifted my foot to start, only to watch in astonished exasperation as the arrows stopped scrolling, and my astonishment quickly turned to anger as I realized that the game was over. All of that happened in about the span of, oh... three and a half seconds... I paid two dollars for that goddamn piece of shit?!

Aren't you supposed to be fired, or something?

Thugg >>>>>>>> Meltzer

Here come the pain! Now, back to the subject at hand, Molly = teh hotness.

Can someone please point me in the direction of some Cyclone Comet promos, so that I can get a sense of how he talks?

There's a disconnect to me with a lot of the old-timers, too. I'll be the first to admit, if you retired before I got bumped to the WF, I've probably never read any of your stuff; I wouldn't even know where to look for it.

I thought that Janus actually lived in Australia; hasn't he been in school for months already? Anyway, sorry to see you go; can't ever have an over-abundance of hosses to beat down. Hopefully you'll comeback regenerated. Dub Cee

Uhh... no. I can't speak for anyone for myself, but it's as simple as this: 1. I'm not attracted to blondes. 2. I'm not attracted to flat-chested women. 3. I've seen Stacy in person; I've seen Molly in person. By my personal tastes and standards, Molly is about a thousand times more attractive than Stacy. I personally don't get the attraction to Stacy on any level.

How do I say goodbye to what we had? The good times that made us laugh Outweigh the bad. I thought we'd get to see forever, But forever's gone away. It's so hard to say goodbye... to yesterday. I don't know where this road Is going to lead. All I know is where we've been, And what we've been through. If we get to see tomorrow, I hope it's worth all the wait. It's so hard to say goodbye... to yesterday. And I'll take with me the memories... To be my sunshine after the rain. It's so hard to say goodbye... to yesterday. And I'll take with me the memories... To be my sunshine after the rain. It's so hard to say goodbye... to yesterday.

Stacy Keibler does not look good at all, let alone better looking than Molly.

Because I can't cut-and-paste the links out of my stats.

Would somebody unlock the old stats thread, so I can post my stats in the new thread?

Are we forbidden from co-writing promos, too?

Korgath wins via Penis Whip... OF DOOM~! ... ... ... Tell me I did not just say that...

PFFFFFT! I've always found it easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, anyway... What King don't know won't hurt me...

Uh, what if we do a co-write, and don't tell you it's a co-write until affter the match is turned in?

Belated congrats to Taft; bout time you took over, dude! Apropos of nothing, I can hardly believe that after being bumped eight months ago, there are still three guys on the active JL roster (four if anyone wants to count Spike), who were in the fed BEFORE I got here!

Not even an occasional token Rock-esque appearance? [muttering] Stupid Frost, retiring before he could give me teh rub... [/muttering]

A hundred percent credit goes to Ejiro for carrying me through a kick-ass match; I begged him to do a co-write, and then flaked out on him. The only thing I can say in my defense is that I was with him; that's WC, Jr. I haven't seen him in six months, and I've had him here with me for the last week. I thought that I would have more time to write, but after having to be separated from him for half a year, I couldn't bring myself to tear away from him to sit in front of a computer. Anyway, given the circumstances, I don't feel qualified to comment on the no-showers, so let me just congratulate newbie, Craven, Mr. PPV, Quiz Show, Frosty and the Network.

The Sinner" John Duran vs. Xcalibur vs. Dante Crane - Hrmm... two guys I never heard of and a newb. can't go wrong there! WINNER: Xcalibur, 'cuz you all know how I nub me some cruiserweights! "Judge Mental" William Hearford vs. Nathaniel Kibagami vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell - Silent no-shows, Sacred's a question mark, and Judge > Craven, soooo: WINNER: Judge Hearford "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. TNT - Mr. PPV? Maybe, but I can't go against the guy who kicked my ass on the last PPV, sooo: WINNER: Danny Williams Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild - Wouldn't you like to know? The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Va'aiga) vs. International Incident (CIA and "The Franchise" Mak Francis) vs. Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Charlie "The Show" Matthews) - International Incident is going places, so I'll choose them. WINNER: International Incident Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Bahamian logic: Beezel wins, and Atlas' unmasking leads to a ME push WINNER: Beezel Janus vs. Crowe - Big man fall down, go BOOM! WINNER: Crowe "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Frost - Frost beats Flesher to put himself in line for a title shot; LDP turns on Frost, and leads to a blowoff at Genesis. Ratings GOLD, people! WINNER: Frost THE BOSTON STRANGLER VS. THOTH - The Network. Nuff said. WINNER: The Boston Strangler

I watch Heat; I just don't make a practice of reading recaps.