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28. So, I guess that makes me the second-crustiest guy here...

Mark has two years on me... ... and, I feel much better now...

I'm pretty much self-taught, so I kind of have an "almost" proper technique. I'm usually pretty much right on with the "home row," except for the numbers, which I mess up with often.

Too bad about Mortis; I was hoping that he'd at least be given a shot on TV; AFAIC, he's kind of a "can't miss" character, but then, I thought the same thing about the Ultimo Dragon. And, uh, it's "Kamehameha."

Kiss my ass, Mak.

Why are all you people so goddamn young? Happy b-day, Kibs.

No, not really. I haven't really liked either Jericho or Storm since they came to the WWF. I can probably only think of maybe four or five WWF matches, between the two of them, that I really liked. Christian I've never liked as a singles wrestler, and he hasn't entertained me since the "flash photography" days.

Keibler? Gayda? No. Not only no, but hell no. But, I would personally rather see Molly, Victoria, Jazz, Ivory, Trish, or even Gail than anyone else on RAW not named Hurricane or Rob Van Dam.

He was? Who were you when I was in the JL?

If, by "doing their jobs," you mean putting over the main eventers and/or the McMahons, and nothing/nobody else, then yes... otherwise, no.

It would certainly appear that no one noticed mine...

Stats have been tweaked, whomever my opponent ends up being. (hint, hint?)

:: re-reads Lockdown :: Uhh... what happened to that match I just set up with Duran?

Can we do this? Pretty please, with sugar on top?

:: raises hand :: Uh, who is Harley Quinn, and what is his/her/it's affiliation with the SWF?

Yeah, I always thought that the move was supposed to be a Shining Black, and JR just called the move wrong, because... well, because JR's old and senile...

Ohara

New York Undercover: Favorite TV Theme of all time! I bought that crappy CD just so I could have the theme song. Battle of the Planets (if we're counting cartoons) The Practice The Greatest American Hero Ohara Sanford and Son

I'm just slighty peeved that a guy I jobbed to rather decisively back in the day ended up quitting like three weeks later. At least everyone else I've jobbed to is still hanging around...

What's with all these disgruntled ex-JL'ers who couldn't hack it crawling out of their holes and starting shit? Who's next? Blank? EDIT - Actually, if some more JL'ers want to come back, let Jack the Ripper be one of them; I want my job back...

I like 7-11 because it's the only place in Hawaii where you can get a Cherry 7-up.

ESPN = Entertainment and Sports Network. Personally, I'm glad that they're branching out into more different shows; there's only so many times you can watch Sportscenter in one night, and the only sport I really like is basketball, anyway.

Bump him, right? Bump him now! I needs more cruiser types to rock the casbah with! Dub Cee

So, Bo was pretty hot shit at the time, huh? I guess that would explain why he and JD were so pissed that me and Johnny beat them in basically our first match...

Thugg was at Clusterfuck? I could've sworn he had already retired by the time we got here.