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!!! Your confounded PM's confused me...

BROKE. ANKLES!

FUUUUUUUUCK!

Kiss my ass, alfdogg. I got something for you in week 21...

I haven't made up my mind why I like this picture, but it fascinates me beyond words...

Did Britney Spears actually release a song called "Fuck Me," or is my sister putting me on?

Ramon Fuck Sessions...

:: sighs ::

And the Bobcats join the Pacers (!!!) as the only two teams in the league that have beaten both the Lakers and the Celtics this year. A Pyhrric victory in my opinion, though: Gerald Wallace..

I agree with YKRG. Tell Stephon Marbury to fuck Stephon Marbury.

Not a good basketball night for me: I'm one-for-five in the games I had a rooting interest in (Lakers and Pistons to lose, Kings, Hawks and Bobcats to win).

I would like to see this.

"My fault, you stole one on the way out..."

I never did get the Chyna hate; I thought she was kind of cute, until she lost her goddamned mind... Of course, I tend to find myself attracted to buff women, anyway, so that could have something to do with it...

Didn't Nash beat him to the punch by a couple of years on this? I seem to recall a match against Hart at the Rumble where they did a broken glass bit for Diesel.

Close enough. What amuses me about the All-Father is that, as inconsistent as his season has been, he still leads his team (a playoff team, no less) in double-doubles.

The Hawks just beat the Raptors in a game where only five guys for the Hawks scored... and the fifth guy had all of two points. Is that some kind of record?

Not sure why I just now noticed this, but Naitch is at the Bobcats game today.

Five who that lifted what?

What's up with Dwight Howard always looking into his palm, like he's old-school Hogan? I keep waiting for him to holler out "THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES!"

Cool; always liked Prepon... Hell, I'm still annoyed that they canceled October Road. I blame Stacy Keibler.

That's perfect; it fits in exactly with the match plan I've been working out in my head... I may get an early start on this.

Whoo-hoo! We're part of a record! As a Kings Fan who doesn't like Salmons, it amuses me that he was on the 76ers team that gave up the then-NBA record for threes in a game to Toronto, and now he's been on the team that broke that record. And somehow, the Magic still managed to take a break from bombing threes long enough for Howard to get twenty-five...

Does anyone know when SHIMMER vol. 21 & 22 are supposed to go on sale?

Black Thanksgiving takes place this year over the weekend of the 13-15th.