Mr. S£im Citrus

Since when is that the criteria for a thread being allowed to exist/continue.

No kidding; I didn't know that it was the admin's job to decide how much we were allowed to talk about something.

Tyrus Thomas just rolled an ankle going for a breakaway dunk. No free money for him, perhaps?

Except, of course, for her newborn daughter...

Object all you want to, we don't give a damn... Actually, if we had to beat somebody else, that would be even better for the story we'd prefer to build. But, all things be equal, we'll just try to take them off you, anyway...

Unless, of course, Landon is to the Clusterfuck what J³ is to the Cold Front Classic. Remember the sign we put in our match? Just switch the "Cold Front Classic" with "Clusterfuck?" [Dr. Evil] :: holds pinky to corner of lip :: [/Dr. Evil]

So, I guess Precious Paul was all they really needed, huh? Good promo; we need more tag teams around here, especially since we just sent the Cadillac Boys running back to their bingo hall.

W&D calls the House of Marvelous.

The Two Skinny White Guys continue to hold down the Fed... but, which one of them actually won? Read, you fools!

Well, Tom still hasn't read our match yet, so I'm guessing that either he's busy, in which case, your answer would be when Tom gets around to it, or we've been auto-jobbed, in which case, your answer would be when Tom gets around to it.

You should come back, Craven... you still owe me a job from '03...

Curse you, Mike the Admin! Why did you have to update the board and delete all of my addressees? :: shakes fist ::

Something like that... I don't really give a shit what some jackoff on the internet thinks about me. So yeah... I guess I was pretty much just complaining about the color remark. "Colour?" Damn limeys...

Blame Johnny; I think he's overcompensating for the fact that he hasn't been around much lately...

I'll want to give it one more edit before I turn it in, but we'll be a hair under 12K.

So we won't have to do a rush edit job? Cool.

It's teal, chump. Watch your mouth.

And more writers = better content since when?

I wouldn't be surprised to see this lead PTI, knowing how Kornheiser feels about Barbaro.

He's on the RAW page.

Here's one that hasn't been done yet: The guy who gets the contract uses it later that night during the main event. This is actually the best suggestion I've seen in quite sometime; it promotes a mid-carder instantly, and sets up two feuds already for that guy: one with the guy he just took it off of, and the second with the former champ (Cena/Bats). As long as that guy's not Hogan...or Khali, this is a cool idea. Kennedy would make this work, after tonight's performance. The definetly need something to spice up this WM with no real well developed heels/feuds (other than the overdone edge vs. Cena) Am I the only one that would mark the fuck out if Matt Hardy won MITB and then cashed it later that night against new WWE Champion Edge?

Gold & Black > Gold & Purple Or, in other words, the Kings alternate unis are way uglier than the Wizards alternate unis.

Eh, go to hell; I think Serena looks fine the way she is. And yes, she did beat the dogshit out of Sharapova...

1. Which team looks like the best bet to win the East? Detroit 2. Which team looks like the best bet to win the West? Dallas 3. Which team looks like the best bet to win the NBA title? Dallas 4. Which dark horse has a legitimate shot at surprising us and winning it all? That depends on what the definition of "dark horse" is... Chicago, I guess. At least, based on my own perception of what a "dark horse" is. 5. Who's been the best rookie this season? Morrison 6. Who's the MVP so far? Arenas 7. Fact or fiction -- the Phoenix Suns are the greatest offense you've ever seen. Fiction. Having said that, even though I'm close to thirty-two, I didn't get into basketball until I started high school, so I missed the whole Showtime era... the best offense that *I'VE* ever seen with my own eyes was the 2001-2003 Sacramento Kings; I've never seen such fluid ball movement like that by all five players on the court by any other team in the seventeen years I've been watching basketball. 8. Fact or fiction -- the Toronto Raptors will hold on to their lead and win the Atlantic. Fact 9. Which will happen first -- the Knicks will win 50 games in a season, the Celtics will win 50 games in a season or the Lakers will win an NBA title? Knicks win 50 10. As we sit at the midpoint of the regular season, which story line or situation interests you most? Can Webber get Detroit over the hump.

The Nets have become the Kings of the East: Live and die by their backcourt... No interior presence... An overrated "core" of players... Can't close games out... snatch defeat from the jaws of victory time after time...