Mr. S£im Citrus

Hah! I missed practically the whole Monday Night War; I was overseas from '95 to '98.

At least the Warriors can get rebounds; that automatically puts them ahead of us defensively.

But, as I said, the point of him working on the arm wasn't to win vis-à-vis the arm work, but for him to not have to worry about getting caught in the Crossface. And it worked in that regard. That left MVP free to do whatever it is that he normally does, without fear of suddenly finding himself on the end of a tapout loss. Or, as Jesse Ventura used to say, sometimes you have to do certain things to create openings for other things...

It's clear you have no clue on how to work to a match. Seriously are you blind, or retarded? MVP was the one dictating the pace and controlling the match for the most part, so how can Benoit "carry his ass"? MVP did nothing other than one spot. Oh and working Benoit left arm, kinda pointless if you are barely using it to the advantage. Okay, this bit I don't get; he did use it to his advantage. The point of MVP doing arm work was not so that he could get a submission, it was so that Benoit couldn't apply the Crossface... and he succeeded.

With the exception of the Grizzlies, every one of those teams you mentioned is substantially better defensively than we are.

Because you don't play shitty teams that can't play defense every game?

Since you're being all "technical," I'm not sure that you've ever beaten me in a competitive match; the only two times I recall us being booked against each other were the WCC match in '04, which I was auto-jobbed in for being overly late (about three hours after my extension), and the WCC match this past January.

1) Yes. 2) Who cares. 3) Every player does. You're not understanding the negatives with Serena. So, I'll stop with this. Offhand, I'm guessing the tour. As long as Serena makes the tour money, I doubt very much that they'd agree with your opinion that she's bad for tennis... And I'm not "understanding" the negatives because you haven't provided any; you just said that she's "bad for tennis," and took it for granted that I would agree with you.

I must have different criteria for whether or not someone is bad for tennis: 1) Is she a talented tennis player? 2) Does she make the Tour money? 3) Does she contribute to other people wanting to play tennis?

You say "enormous" like it's a bad thing... I'm not understanding how Serena winning is bad for tennis.

How about a non-facetious answer?

But at least I'd actually heard of Junior Harrington...

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what does your irrational hatred of Serena Williams come from?

That can't be right; surely nobody around here thinks I'm cool... and I don't think that I've been accused of cheating.

What amuses me more than anything about the Grizzlies/Lakers game is, if I hadn't watched the game, and somebody told me that somebody outscored Kobe Bryant in that game, I would have gone through about twenty-five guys before I got to Tarence F. Kinsey, including about four guys that didn't actually suit up... Kobe had to score, like, seven points in the final three minutes just to finish a point behind him. That will probably be the highlight of Kinsey's whole fucking career...

Jason Hart is a good PG. I've watched Hart in Charlotte AND Sacramento; you must have him confused with somebody else.

How does one forget when they're going on vacation?

I don't really want to go through sixty-six pages just to see if this was already posted, but:

I'm tempted to write myself to win both belts, just to spite Drea for saying that she was "undecided" as to whom to have win the WCC. Why did you shorten the show?

I'm going to disagree here; I just took my ten year-old to see it, and he was riveted throughout the movie. In fact, we both thought it was good; after seeing the trailers I was very pleasantly surprised, and I actually thought that the back story of the turtles seemed pretty consistent with their history from the comics and the (first two) movies. I'm not seeing the issues with the animation. I thought it was fine, but I also didn't spend the whole movie thinking about it; in fact, I didn't think about it at all.

You just finish watching the Player's Club, Spike?

And see, that's why I didn't stand a chance when I tried to write against Maddix and Toxxic by myself back in December; I don't think of shit like that...

Having re-read Danny's comments... Hey Johnny, you get your hands on some puro and didn't tell me?

Well, judging by the stats, it looks like Raz Hazard has replaced Max King as the "World's Weakest Hoss." A 285-pound Jerry Lynn clone? I'll be very intrigued to see if you can pull that off...

Not everybody started watching wrestling when they were eight years old... I was a freshman in high school when Warrior beat Hogan at Wrestlemania, and twenty-two the first time I'd ever heard of Ahmed Johnson. By then, I'd had plenty of time to make up my mind about what I thought a good wrestler was, and you're damned right I thought Johnson was awful.