Mr. S£im Citrus

Open the show with a broadway? Fuck it, WC can play Ricky Morton for 45 minutes...

Watch your mouth, son... that's the paycheck you're talking about right there...

But, if Khali goes over Cena, then who goes over Khali?

I got this for my son for his birthday. For some reason, he seems to like the new series better.

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Derek Fisher says hello.

Roomate? Finally moved out of the nest, eh?

I'm not feeling the "Chyna is the worst IC Champion of all time" argument, unless it's based on the "woman holding men's title = bad" paradigm. I thought that her first reign was perfectly acceptable.

#1 - No Johnny, there were only two games on today, and they're both over. #2 - Why couldn't you comment on it? Did it suck? Was it too contrived? Did you even notice that we totally no-sold the stip?

Hey Alan, complain to Raynor if you've got a problem with it; it's not like we asked for a throwaway match against enhancement talent...

Am I being whoosed here?

And, by "nobody," clearly you must mean England, since the best basketball player to come out of the UK may be John F. Amechi... But basketball is pretty huge in the rest of Europe, particularly in Italy, Lithuania, Serbia and Germany. As well as Asia, as well as South America. Don't get it fucked up, now: it might not be as big as soccer, but basketball is big business worldwide.

I'm aware of that; "stole" may have been a poor choice of words, but it was my choice of words... and I worded that most carefully.

That's exactly what they did. I was bummed about it, too: for all the talk I've heard about Art Barr, that was the first time I'd ever seen one of his matches... That frog splash was sweet, though; Eddy totally stole that. As would I, were I in his situation.

Yeah, I have that RAW on DVD... I don't care what anybody else thinks about the gesture, either; Cena won me over as a fan permanently that night.

Hell yes, this is going to be great! A month of Lucha? This is the kind of shit I bought 24/7 for!

How many Bobcats games did you watch? Wallace started more games at power forward than he did at shooting guard. Quite a few. That whole atlanta thing. BobCats, Grizzlies and atlanta alls the time. And he started ALOT of games at two guard before Matt Carol stepped up and did his thing. Right around the time Brevin Knight went down unti matts explosion in the last two months, it was Wallace at the two. Not counting that week of the Derek Anderson experiment. First, my apologies for the (very) late response. You're wrong, and I knew that you were wrong the moment I saw this post, but it just so happened that you posted this just after I'd gotten to work. And, based on my interpretation of your response to me, I figured that any attempt on my part to tell you that you were wrong was going to devolve into a pissing match of who watched more games, so I decided to wait until I got off work and could devote some free time to compiling the hard evidence (in the form of the "official" box scores from NBA.com) to prove you wrong. And here it is... Here are links to the box scores of all seventy-one of the games that Wallace started this season (he played in seventy-two): Nov 1 - vs Pacers (F) Nov 3 - @ Grizzlies (F) Nov 4 - vs Cavaliers (F) Nov 8 - @ Celtics (F) Nov 10 - vs Supersonics (F) Nov 12 - vs Nuggets (F) Nov 14 - @ Hornets (F) Nov 15 - @ Spurs (F) Nov 18 - @ Magic (F) Nov 20 - vs Mavericks (F) Nov 22 - vs Celtics (F) Nov 24 - @ Pistons (F) Nov 25 - vs Heat (F) Nov 28 - @ Nets (F) Nov 29 - @ Hawks (F) Dec 1 - @ Wizards (F) Dec 3 - vs Pistons (F) Dec 6 - vs Spurs (F) Dec 8 - vs Rockets (F) Dec 10 - vs Suns (F) Dec 13 - @ Cavaliers (F) Dec 14 - vs Magic (F) Dec 16 - vs Celtics (F) Dec 20 - @ Knicks (F) Dec 22 - vs Jazz (F) Dec 23 - @ Bulls (F) Dec 26 - @ Mavericks (F) Dec 27 - vs Wizards (F) Dec 29 - vs Lakers (F) Dec 30 - @ Pacers (F) Jan 19 - @ Hawks (F) Jan 20 - vs Hawks (F) Jan 22 - @ Raptors (F) Jan 24 - vs Pistons (F) Jan 26 - @ Lakers (F) Jan 27 - @ Warriors (F) Jan 29 - @ Nuggets (F) Jan 31 - vs Knicks (F) Feb 2 - @ Cavaliers (F) Feb 3 - vs Warriors (F) Feb 5 - @ Heat (F) Feb 7 - @ 76ers (F) Feb 9 - vs Blazers (F) Feb 10 - @ Rockets (F) Feb 14 - vs Bulls (F) Feb 20 - vs Hornets (F) Feb 21 - @ Timberwolves (F) Feb 23 - vs 76ers (F) Feb 24 - vs Raptors (F) Feb 26 - @ Clippers (F) Feb 28 - @ Kings (F) Mar 1 - @ Trailblazers (F) Mar 4 - @ Supersonics (F) Mar 5 - @ Jazz (F) Mar 7 - @ Suns (F) Mar 10 - vs Grizzlies (F) Mar 12 - vs Magic (F) Mar 14 - vs Kings (F) Mar 16 - vs Clippers (F) Mar 17 - @ Bucks (F) Mar 20 - vs Cavaliers (F) Mar 21 - @ Celtics (F) Mar 23 - @ 76ers (F) Mar 28 - vs Hawks (F) Mar 30 - vs Bucks (F) Apr 1 - @ Raptors (F) Apr 3 - vs Wizards (F) Apr 4 - @ Wizards (F) Apr 6 - vs Pacers (F) Apr 8 - @ Heat (F) Apr 10 - vs Heat (F) Now, I'll be happy to entertain any rational argument that you may have for why NBA.com's box scores are completely wrong, and Gerald really was starting at G, and Derek Anderson and Matt Carroll and Adam Morrison really were starting at F... I mean, I watched close to seventy Bobcats games on League Pass this season (they're my second-favorite team after the Kings), and actually saw the announced starting lineups with Gerald billeted at F with my own eyes, but if you have any reasonable explanation for why my memory is faulty and those box scores are totally inaccurate, I'm all ears. Nevertheless, by my count, Wallace started roughly zero games at shooting guard. Granted, he spent a lot of time guarding shooting guards, but that's not really the same as starting the position.

How many Bobcats games did you watch? Wallace started more games at power forward than he did at shooting guard.

They'll get past the next round; I believe in my heart that the only team in the east that could have beaten Detroit was Miami. Chicago will go down in six.

You? What about me? What about Citrus? I'm pulling for Detroit to win this, and get one for Webber... and Dallas making it to the Finals is the best chance that Detroit has to win.

Keep the WCC

Sixteen points, sixteen rebounds, nineteen assists, three steals. Jason Kidd got game for 'em all, son.

FYI, if I'm to be expected to write, I shall expect that CC would update the card to say so no later than Saturday afternoon, yes?

If you want a fresh matchup, just book them against Bruner instead; I'll write.