Mr. S£im Citrus

Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so... as a Kings Fan, I wish I did, too...

Maxiell?

Suits me fine.

I got a PM from Silent last night around 0100 saying that he was still writing, and that he would get something in. I told him he had until 0200, because that's when I expected Raynor to come online... that was the last I heard from him.

My own damned partner forgot my birthday... but I'll wish him a happy day, anyhow...

Not that there was a whole lot of DRAWMUH~! involved, since the only team that's really affected is Seattle, but this whole thing where Pritchard wanted to create the appearance of doing due dilligence has been patently absurd; he knew he was going to take Oden since the lottery.

I'm still waiting on a match.

I don't know what Sly's talking about, unless he's still bent out of shape over the fact that I used his character's name in a lame joke that didn't work. I mean, aside from that, I don't think I've said word one to Sly since he's been here, and haven't hardly said anything to anybody, other than to bag on Johnny during Skull Radio (which Johnny will vouch that I do to him all the time when we're having strategy sessions, and I do it all in good fun) in about a month or so. I was under the impression that you have to, you know, say shit in order to be considered "ripping" on people...

Hey, don't look at me: I've been asking for title defenses since we won the belts, and pretty much said that I'm exclusively working tags from the moment I dropped the WCC to Jakey (and I see no good reason for W&D to be booked in a match that's not for the titles). Of course, Johnny keeps asking for and/or getting booked in singles matches, so we can't very well have a title defense when my partner keeps doing other stuff... Maybe next week? And it amuses me in a "for fuck's sake" kind of way that Muzz is congratulatory towards Drea on her record-breaking reign: as I recall, you were actively rooting for me and Johnny to get beat before we broke Divefire's record, and you raised all kinds of hell when Jay Hawke did it (even though he had way more defenses in fewer days than Drea does), but I guess since someone from the IGN clique won it back, you're cool with it? Whatever, dude.

I think that it was, at least, partially storyline related: my first year after getting bumped, I pretty much spent whatever time I wasn't feuding with Ejiro campaigning for the LHW title to be re-instated. GSMS, as commissioner, repeatedly told me that there were no plans to re-instate the LHW title, only for the ladder match between me and Taamo at Clusterfuck to turn out to be for the newly-instated World Cruiserweight Championship.

[shameless Self Promotion] Shouldn't WC also be part of that tie for second-most reigns with 4 WCC reigns? [/shameless Self Promotion]

Aaaaand there goes the feed...

See, here's the thing about the Hardcore title: there's probably between 4-6 active writers that could beat Drea straight up in a hardcore match for the belt... but none of them appear to want to be Hardcore Champion...

Johnny, have you forgotten so quickly? Their story didn't work out as planned because we held them down. Or something... I know that after Clusterfuck, they'd wanted to to get us in a rematch, but it never materialized. Instead, we got booked in a bunch of singles matches against them, and that's probably the point where they said "hell with it," and left. All things being equal, I'd rather have had a rematch against the Cadillacs at FTF than that bullshit Triple Threat match that I ended up in...

You can call me lazy if you want to, Johnny, I'm still not going to call in! And I don't own a cell phone, so kiss my ass!

Another old guy! Roq!

Isn't Melina reported to have been with at least Batista and Nitro (and possibly Foley)? I mean, I didn't mean "whoring" literally...

Egad! Are there any current/former "Divas," besides Trish and Molly, that never whored themselves out to one or more male wrestlers?

* - Unless the heel is Landon Maddix...

This part made me chuckle.

I am, once again, available to mark. Also, if you want to book Bruner for a match, you can do so, I'll try to get something in.

You wouldn't happen to work in cryptography, would you?

Think of it as an "Amy Stephens" situation: I may have time to write, and I may not. If I don't, I don't want it to be WC that's booked in a match, only to have the no-show count against my main character.

Bigger than the Spice Girls? They are, as I understand, a damned sight bigger than Oasis...

I'll put it like this: anybody who thinks I wouldn't show and write to win just to fuck up the WHC picture doesn't know me very well... Bruner versus Clark for the WHC? I might be able to be talked into that...