Mr. S£im Citrus

VIP Lounge? Can I sue WWE for copyright infringement?

If you told me 13 years ago that Johnny Polo would win the ECW World title and WCW U.S. title, I would've issued a pity ban. You never know sometimes. If you had told me 13 years ago that Terra Ryzin' would be a ten-time world champion...

-When I'm Ref'ing I would like to know when I'm bumping and how I'm bumping, espically if it's a big move and if the finish has changed, I would also like to know that as well, espically when it's a rib so I can play along as well. -What Cryme Time did (if that's what actually happen), would be considered unprofessional and wrong if it just pist off a few people. The Ref may have not been mad, but Cade and Murdoch along with a few bookers could have been mad about Cryme Time changing the finish and not telling anyone and that's most likely what did them in. Wait, did I read this wrong? I thought it was being reported that Cade and Murdoch were the ones that conspired to change the finish on Cryme Tyme, with the the referee in on it, not the other way around. Are you saying otherwise?

Probably not, but look at it like this: last year he put up Rip Hamilton numbers, and now he's making Rip Hamilton money.

The Immaculate Ascension?

Now, that's not fair, Spike... I mean, it's not like I haven't been saying since '02 that I hate jacked-up stip matches and multi-mans, or anything... "jacked-up stips" being defined by me as anything other than what I consider to be the "traditional" stip matches: ladder, cage, iron man, LMS, handicap, hardcore or submission (and, my personal exception to the rule, No Gravity). I can't even remember the last time that I was booked in a jacked-up stip match that I didn't intentionally no-show; come to think of it, it was probably the Scaffold match against Ejiro in the JL... The point being that it's not a sudden thing, and I didn't post that as a response to anyone in particular...

To try and explain my previous comments, my plans, if there are any, will more or less depend on the outcome of the next Storm: if Johnny is successful in his quest for a title shot, then he'll probably be in the mix at Genesis, in which case, I guess I'll be available to compete in singles. Otherwise, I should expect that Wild and Dangerous will be available for tag team competition. But any kind of jacked-up stipulation, or multi-man match, I don't want to have shit to do with.

Take Bruner off the card; due to an unforeseen logistics issue, I will no longer have the means to write that I was counting on. Specifically, I'm going on vacation, and there's not going to be a computer where I'm going; I recently ordered a laptop online, but I just found out that there's no way for the laptop to get here before I go on vacation. So there will be no writing.

Sorry... I guess I tend to get a trifle whenever I hear someone refer to 18-23 year-olds as an "older" crowd; I passed 18-23 a ways back...

I don't currently have any plans... and I may not have any.

So, basically, you wanted to give Landon an easy win?

El hijo de Classic... that's outstanding.

For the sake of edification, would you please define "older crowd?" Because I like Cena, and I'm pretty old, for a wrestling fan... All my friends that are my age and still into wrestling like Cena, too...

Molly! Aside from her, I don't miss anybody that could possibly come back, quite frankly; all my favorite wrestlers are either permanently retired due to injury (Bret, Dynamite, AA, Malenko) or dead (Owen, Benoit, Guererro, Bad News). I wouldn't mind seeing Jake come back if he could get sober, but only as a mentor-type character; even though it's been diminished to a transition spot in the eyes of most fans, I'd love to see Jake pass down the mantle of a "real" DDT to an up-and-coming... Oh, and because I have a fascination with her that was probably only shared by Papacita, I'd like to see Chyna back, too...

Yeah, that was good stuff.

Eh? I'm pretty sure that Boogeyman's been a face since before Mania, at the very least.

Well, I've never hated Cena, and I've never liked Orton. So... Cena.

A guy who's six-ten and only two-thirty ought to look like Kate Moss standing next to just about anybody...

To paraphrase Bobby Heenan, Cowherd needs to go back to being a second-rate Mike Golic, instead of a third-rate Jim Rome, which he is now. The problem with sports talk radio personalities talking about pop culture is that most of the people who tune in to sports talk radio don't want to hear it. For reasons that totally escape me on a personal level, they actually want to hear about what Jeter hit against the Orioles last night, and whether the host thinks the Packers will make the playoffs this year... The only guy that has ever really pulled that off is Kornheiser (and goddamn if I can't wait until the personal hell that is MNF is over so that he goes back on the radio), and the only reason that he can make it work is that the overwhelming majority of people that tune in to Kornheiser's radio program, like me, are people that aren't particularly diehard sports fans, anyway, and just want to listen to Kornheiser babble for 2-3 hours a day.

The fuck? And, for the west, Are you fucking kidding me?

Who the hell is that cat who got unmasked at the end? [Hood] I GOTS ta see mo' a' dat shit! [/Hood]

Nobody expects Sacred's birthday!

Well, I'm not in the habit of writing promos, and everything usually goes to Raynor, so that's where I sent it.

Wait, I was supposed to send that to Taamo?

Sure you did, Muzz...