Mr. S£im Citrus

Bah; fakkin' kids...

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachus...iture_for_some/ I wonder if there are any Red Sox fans here that have that much confidence in their team, that they would have spent thousands of dollars on furniture, with any kind of confidence that they'd get a full rebate?

Would you be so kind as to elaborate on this, please? For those of us that are unwashed, what's the difference between a kid that goes straight from high school to the pros, and one that goes from "prep" to the pros? Because it seems to me that there is a much higher percentage of kids that come out straight from high school that don't pan out than there are of "name" college players who don't.

First pitch: CRACK! Ha ha!

Ha ha!

What about when Owen wrestled as the Blue Blazer, the first time; does that count? For that matter, did WWF/E ever acknowledge that Randy Savage and Lanny Poffo are related?

I met Van Dam on a plane headed to Charlotte in 2001; I don't know how "strange" that is, though... I felt bad for him; some guy was bothering him the whole flight... He gave me an autograph, though...

Sesame Street! :: marks out ::

Fuck... three straight walks with the bases loaded? Okay, I'm a casual baseball fan, so maybe one of you diehards can help me out here: when was that last time that happened in the World Series?

Am I the only person who thinks that the next guy that Colorado sends out to the mound is going to get hung out to dry for the duration?

Worse than Stromile Swift? Worse than Jay Williams? Bitch please.

"Longfellow couldn't have said it better!"

So they could call Dibs, and in the one in a million chance you meet the person of your attraction you would by law have precedence by the aforementioned Dibs. DIBS ON MICKIE! And now I'm first in line. :: snaps fingers in frustration ::

That's the only problem that I can see as well, but that's a fairly significant problem; what assurances would we have that this guy would keep his word?

He's an idiot because he has a brain made out of cabbage; kid has a basketball IQ in the negative numbers. He would be an idiot if he had never been accused of rape. That just makes him a bigger idiot. And what is your definition of "nothing," anyway? News10 in Sacramento has been reporting this since late last night.

I stand by my comments; kid is dumb as a stump in the best of times, but he's a pogo stick and can block shots. Even if he's acquitted, he's still an idiot. And, apropos of nothing, you'll pardon me if I'm not one of those sorts of people that tend towards giving the accused the benefit of the doubt. Maybe in a court of law it has to be innocent until proven guilty, but I ain't a court of law.

Fucking idiot; first time since that abomination of a trade that we've had a frontcourt player the fans gave a shit about, and he fucked up a great opportunity... Shit, our 4 slot is WIDE the fuck open; Williams had as good a shot as any of the other slugs we have of starting. And yeah, he wasn't going to develop into a superstar or anything, but he had the makings of being a solid roleplayer, and he was developing a Jon Barry/Yogi Stewart-esque cult following in Kings Nation. Idiot.

I liked E:60, but it probably helped that they put stories on in the premier that interested me... that and I'm a long ways off from getting tired of looking at Rachel Nichols.

The ROH of e-feds? Is that what we're going for? By the way, I've been deliberating volunteering to contribute some sort of "house show report" that could be posted between shows. It would basically be what I'd intended for the HOLT report to be from the get-go... only with the HOLT, I could still improvise some shit if people didn't want to participate and, because of us only doing one show a month, a house show report would pretty much require other writers to be interactive with it, and pitch me ideas for it.

Say again, over? 2007: Warriors clinch playoff berth on the final day. 2006: Orlando eliminated on last week of play. 2006: Kings clinch on next-to-last game. 2005: Nets clinch playoffs on last game of season. 2005: Timberwolves eliminated with three games to go. And a quick glance at the historical standings on ESPN.com suggests that at least one playoff berth has still been up for grabs going into the last week of the regular season every year since at least 1991-92 (which is as far back as ESPN goes). So, the next time you feel the need to make a point about how great MLB is, I would ask that you leave the NBA out of it, since you don't appear to know what the fuck you're talking about in that regard.

Them lies.

For some reason, I was thinking of David Morse when you said this...

Well... who didn't see that coming?

It amuses me beyond words that Roxy Laveux is far and away the best worker in the Voodoo Kin Mafia.

Indeed.