Mr. S£im Citrus

Wait, what? "Love Rollercoaster" by the Red Hot F'n Chili Peppers?! Fucking Philistines...

And yet, he still only managed to average five a game... Can we please stop referring to Petrie as a great GM? Oh, and tell Yi Jianlian to fuck Yi Jianlian; if that dickhead forces his way to Sacramento, I may have to defect to the Bobcats.

I lost my imagination when the Alzheimer's set in...

I'll accept that as fair criticism... re-reading it, I don't think that I did a very good job of telling the story where it comes to Sly. The object was not actually to portray him as bumbling; in fact, I lifted that concept from a Bulldog/Owen vs Furnas/LaFon match I saw once. It wasn't meant to portray Sly as incompetent so much as it was to establish that Toxxic was clearly the strength of the team, although I'll admit that I executed that poorly... and I don't know that I communicated that to Johnny very effectively, either. I would have liked to give Sly a couple of his signature spots, but when you've only got 2.5K to work with, telling the story you want to tell takes precedence over making sure everybody gets "equal time." As far as the commentary, I'll respectfully disagree. I don't think that I had King burying Sly. You have to keep in mind, as I've said before, I write King with Ventura in mind; Body was always pro-heel as an announcer, but he didn't always necessarily pimp the heel just because. He wasn't opposed to saying that a heel wasn't as good as his face opponent (as he tended to do, for example, when anybody other than Savage or Rude was wrestling Steamboat). I'll grant you that, kayfabe-wise, King should have made more of a deal out of Sly beating Silent, so you can put that on me... I'm just saying, when we brainstormed to write this match, it's not like we were trying to think of ways to make Sly look as weak as possible, so sorry if it came off that way. I'll take the hit on mis-calling the "Unfinished Business." I actually just glossed over the "front facelock instead of a reverse facelock" part of the description, and sort of stopped reading at "Elbow-drive bulldog, i.e. Eye of the Hurricane." As far as mis-calling the Skysurfer and stealing a main event finisher... you'll have to talk to Johnny about that one... but, we shall take this feedback on board, and endeavor to improve next time. Thanks much.

The fuck? I missed a kung-fu marathon?

Are we using "sinus infection" as a euphemism?

My kneejerk, smarmy answer is "a whole grip of people would have to come back from the dead." Seriously... I'm not sure; I still "watch" every show out of habit, but I never watch it live, even when I'm home to watch it, and fast forward through pretty much everything. It's reached the point where the most interesting thing about the WWE to me on an everyday basis are the Divas. I also have a unusual fascination with Matt Hardy and WGTT, and continue to watch out of some despearate hope that either or both will ever be pushed.

:: snickers :: Sorry, but after that promo on Storm, I can't help but read that as Wild and Dangerous versus the Heatless Foundation...

So... no ME?

At the risk of seeming too much like a homer: What if Horry misses that three at the buzzer in Game 4 of the 2002 WCF?

You know, you would think that after living in this country for twenty-two and some odd years, and going through the US school system (and at least one person PM'ing him to tell him so), that Raynor would have figured out by now that there aren't four hours between the Eastern time zone and the Pacific time zone... I realize that Mountain Standard Time is fucking you up, chief, but there's only three hours time differential between NYC and LA.

SCORE!

You say that as if it's a bad thing...

I actually like the "beat the clock" concept, but they need to switch it up and actually have one of the contestants lose once in a while...

:: snorts indignantly :: There's more to the SWF than who's holding the WHC, you know... In fact, that basic attitude is part of why I don't want to have anything to do with it...

:: sighs :: I'm disappointed.

Don't do it!

That wasn't the record that mattered to us... we're not concerned with who has/had the most individual reigns, because we don't compete as individuals, or with other partners. It's not like I'm going to dump Johnny and start teaming with Landon to go after the tag belts, so who has the most reigns with other people isn't really important. Check the marquee, dude: it's not Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous, it's Wild and Dangerous...

Nah, man. We broke the record when we won our third. We're just separating ourselves from the pack at this point.

:: checks to see when W&D broke the record for most title reigns :: Okay, I'm good...

Noooooooo!

Is that the one with "Z'Gangsta" and the Final Solution?

"I'll say this much for Noah, though: in this photo, he looks more like an anime character than I thought any living human being ever could." Read that on another board, underneath that exact picture.

We'll defend the titles... I've talked Johnny into it...