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Nah...Nash would have to do a high risk move: walking. What the hell is wrong with you? Who do you fucking think Nash is? MICK FOLEY!? Next thing you know you'll demand to see him fucking throw a right hand or something. Inconsiderate new-age wrestling fans. You're all bastards who expect wrestlers to DIE for your enjoyment HAVE YOU NO FUCKING HEART!? UYI

Calm your trojans, Jack. RaveX will be back up next month, I can assure you. All this EW traffic is just torching their bandwidth, that's all. You have the game, your tellin' me you can't wait a week or so for some pictures?

Yeah, but Dame's is the people's recapper... I mean, If you were in EWR, Dames would pick you. You just know it. UYI

All the MJ jokes I get push me further and further towards the brink of insanity.... Amen to Triple B's come back, that was ownage.

Speak for yourself traitor. UYI

Jesus loves us all. Really, he does. UYI

^ Digs Sabu & RVD < Marks out for them too.

I don't think it will be too detrimental to your shows as long as you make sure they're well constructed and on the better side of 80%. It is possible to steal staff talent, however you'll find the majority of them are very loyal to their employers and won't be interested in your proposal. However, some walk when your money talks, so try everyone. UYI

His knees were fucked to the point he was told by doctors to just stop wrestling altogether, yet alone MOONSAULTS, in 1997 If he can still physically do them, I would imagine he'd be quite sore the next morning.

I got a fiver on Kane. SHITTY TOMBSTONES & BOTCHED CAMERA WORK GALORE~!

Fuck Choken, you really have to work on those Roman numerals. WMXIX is Wrestlemania Nineteen, i.e. the one just passed. You mean WMXII, or Wrestlemania 12. UYI

That is, without doubt, the funniest thing I have ever read. Rico is, by far, the biggest frikken mark here. So just sit back and watch the unintentional hilarity ensue. My pick goes to the famous 6 man at Bash At The Beach 1996. I remember watching that for the first time and just being blown away like NEVER before. Not once did I even think Hogan would EVER turn on his WCW pals for the Outsiders, and the result (at least initially) was the greatest thing to ever happen to wrestling at the time. That started what would become one of the (if not the) biggest boom period in the history of Pro Wrestling. Ah, nWo was THE SHIT. How I miss those days. Screwy finishes and all. UYI

Well...at least it's not Luger. Look at it from that perspective. UYI

You got to meet Terry Funk? Wow, that's pretty major. Funker has been doing these bloodbath-type matches for almost as long as I can remember. Is the standard procedure a blood transfusion after a match as bloody as some Funker has been in? I swear to God, I've seen him covered, head to toe, in his own blood on too many occasions. UYI

Well, I remember feeling awful for him when he wrestled for WCW in 2000, just in the way he had deterriorated so badly over the years. I can't imagine what he'd be like now, not having seeing him work in about 3 years, but chances are I'd still mark like a bitch, Funker always had that affect on me. UYI

Dang, that wacky Piper is right again. Fuck, everyone knows Austin drew NOTHING until he got the title. /sarcasim

Barron now officially knows FUCKING EVERYTHING. All the more power to Funker though, I love him and I'm glad he's still out there doing what he loves. UYI

That would make him the oldest active wrestler in America wouldn't it? Oh hold on, there's that Abdullah maniac as well...

... The man is constantly posted about his DEAD MOTHER, there comes a time when you do something about it. Agreed. But, and I mean this with the utmost respect for Mole's personal issues, when you openly converse about your family problems on a public forum that the world has free access to, then your just begging for some worthless little twit to come along and use it against you because they have nothing better to do. Unfortunately that is just how it is. I'm sure Mole recieved some great advice here, because there are some very mature and co-operative individuals that post here, however he has to realise that some things just have no place in a public light. It sucks that it has to be that way, but 'tis how the world turns. Best example of 'just ignorning him' is in the Ask Inc. thread in General discussion. PP posted a host of drivel there and Inc. & Co. just straight out ignored him. Worked too. UYI

Last time I heard he suffered a really nasty gash in his arm from wrestling Shane Douglas at an XPW show. What were the severities of this injury? Does anyone know if the Funker is still actively wrestling? I haven't heard anything about him in a long time, and I'm curious as to where the hell he went. UYI

What you have there is THQ's original shipment of the game, the one containing the killer bug. THQ frantically fixed it as quickly as they could so that the next major shipment of games from Japan would no longer contain it. I know how you feel, I had legions of Create-A-Wrestlers (including my Raven, which I was very proud of), hours of story mode done and countless other achievements that were whiped clean out of nowhere. I'm surprised you didn't break the fucking game in half, I know I came close.

No denying, this has been Big Show's best year easily. Pays to be in the ring with the best. UYI

Fuck shit slut whore, In the wrong thread again... Urgh.

I think The Kinks are on about the same level as The Who but I don't like The Beatles at all. Beatles > Kinks > Rolling Stones > Who The Who, in my opinion, are a pretty decent band with a really awful lead singer. Thats blashemous... Roger Daltrey is amazing. Blashemous I tell you!

^ Rules over this thread with Dandy-like tyranny. (the good kind) UYI