Use Your Illusion

Jin, in general, is just way too fucking powerful in comparison to the rest of the fighters in the game.

Manhunt is an accquired taste, if you ask me. I love games like Metal Gear Solid, which is the system that Manhunt is largely based on. You do alot of sneaking, hiding and slaughtering. Outside of the inital shock factor, it's inferior to Konami's beast. Rent before you buy.

Agreed on Eddie Guerrero. He's been carrying an entire brand on his back for a long time now, and he's been pretty banged up while doing it as well. Chris Jericho's worth is over-rated, he's hardly done anything worth noting as of late, espicially interview/angle-wise. I've never been much of a fan of his, however this year he hasn't done much. UYI

He gets more pussy than you

(What's The Story) Morning Glory - Oasis 1. Hello - 7 2. Roll With It - 8 3. Wonderwall - 10 4. Don't Look Back In Anger - 7 5. Hey Now - 5 6. 7. Some Might Say - 8 8. Cash No Shadow - 7 9. She's Electric - 6 10. Morning Glory - 9 11. 12. Champagne Supernova - 10 And thanks JAx, for stealin' all my Axl material. UYI

Heihatchi Mishima is clearly the most badass old dude in any fighting game, though. Would *you* fuck with him? Hell no. UYI

It is illegal in Japan to show pubic hair in any way at all. All Japanese pornographic films have any shots of pubic hair censored as well. Don't ask me how I know this.

I think you all know what my views are on which album should be number one.

So who's bringing the noose?

Looks promising. Has there been any information given out in terms of the storyline for this one? I heard Heihatchi is finally killed off in Tekken 4, however where I got that I cannot remember. UYI

Agreed, Tekken Tag is a better version and probably a hell of a lot cheaper these days anyway. As far as I'm concerned, check out Dynasty Warriors 4. If you dig mindless death and LOTR-esque battle scenes, then this is the one for you. Deep as hell, too. It'll take you months upon months to unlock stages, level 10 weapons etc. UYI

Judging from the way Taker has been half-assing his gimmick as of late, I'd say he isn't too keen on keeping it around much longer. I love it though, being the delusional Taker mark that I am.

I don't think Taker would do his 'backstage pull' to beat JBL. As far as I know, Taker is good friends with Bradshaw. Demoting Benoit from World Champion to IC title contender is fucking retarded, so this Edge heel turn isn't a particularly great idea. There are far too many heels on RAW as it is anyway. And Jericho/Batista AGAIN? I've become a big fan of Batista as of late, but I'd rather they throw all three guys (Edge, Batista & Jericho) together in one match for the IC title. UYI

Great to see they've captured an image of Eddie Guerrero that is true to life.

They better include JBL's mega-ultra-super-awesome limo entrance, otherwise there is just no point putting him in there.

I'm with you on that one. However, the game isn't responsible for any kids dying. Manhunt is an adult video game not to be played by any minor. The parents can blame themselves.

Sakura said a while back that his ears need to be longer, I agree. However, the costume design as a whole is really awesome. Thumbs up. UYI

WHAT!? Andrew didn't lash out at Metal Gear Solid 2?!

Don't try and reason with the idiot. I don't know how many times the issue of 'popularity often doesn't have any form of relationship with TALENT' needs to be raised in this folder before people get it into their skulls. As for Axl's cult of die-hards, their Greatest Hits album sold exceptionally well - with little to no promotion at all and for an album that Axl himself didn't want released. There is clearly still an audience for Guns N' Roses, and a substantial one at that. UYI

Hey, no-one cares.

Maybe, you know, no-one cares about Madonna anymore. It's a shame anybody cared in the first place. I've never seen any live footage of hers, but for 300 bucks, it'd want to be mighty good. UYI

I resent that. I'm a changed man.

HEIDENREICH vs Undertaker!? Fuck this, quit Mark, now. This shit isn't worth it. UYI

*runs for the hills*

Is Catwoman as atrociously bad as everyone is making out? The kids over at IMDB are shredding it to pieces.