MrRant

I'll do Seattle once again.

What a sloppy 4th quarter by Dallas.

Join the club. Not going to get any easier with the Red Sox coming in next, either. Maybe they'll catch another break and the Sox plain will get held up again somewhere. You're annoyed? You haven't had to watch the Mariners play.

Canadians lack the fire to motivate anyone. See Benoit.

Kinison is a god. Have you heard his stuff? It's great.

By Ray Waddell NASHVILLE (Billboard) - There are a number of solid arena tours out this spring and summer, including those by Eric Clapton (news), Britney Spears (news), Rod Stewart (news), Eagles, Prince, Madonna (news - web sites), Metallica (news - web sites) and Van Halen. The last of these launched with impressive on-sales last week, surely easing the minds of some promoters who ponied up artist guarantees of $750,000 to $1 million, according to sources. Band manager Irving Azoff would not confirm the figures. An on-again, off-again rumor for much of the first part of this year, the Van Halen reunion with Sammy Hagar (news) on vocals is now shaping up as a solid top 25 tour for 2004. The tour opens June 11 in Greensboro, N.C., at the Greensboro Coliseum. "I knew it would blow out," Azoff says. "Van Halen is rocking." Azoff says the tour will ultimately consist of four legs of 22 shows each. Reuters/Billboard

This list is so whack.

Rock is funny, one of the few black guys that can pull off white jokes and not come off overly racist *coughlawrencecough* Woody Allen, give me a break. I thought they were a tad nice to Allen, Letterman (who I really like), and a few others who aren't known so much for their standup. And Jay Mohr can make me laugh my ass off from time to time. And I'd have Mitch Hedberg on the list before some of those names. Comedy Central definatly threw a bunch of their guys on the list...but not him. I like Rock a lot. I just don't think he is Top 5 material IMO. Top 10-15? Sure.

*Mind Explodes* I don't have an issue with Pryor being ahead of Carlin.... but why is Chris Rock in the top 5? Did Woody Allen ever do standup? And Jay Mohr sucks.

Eh.. I work that day any how.

I refuse to go to a Mariners game until they get to .500 . Which means sometime around the All Star Break.

My whole year has been soured. Unless the M's go on a massive win streak.

I can't believe you're 21

::Shakes fist in MURDEROUS RAGE~!::

Anyone else charge the mound? I wish they gave you fighting controls like in hockey.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 Blood Dolls

Problem with Thunder was that it sucked horribly and people who worked at places like Gamestop would tell people honestly that it sucked. That and when you see a bunch of used copies soon after it's released... that isn't good.

It is odd watching one person have a message board conversation with himself.

There are a lot of ugly lesbians out here though wearing flannel and such. Some good looking bisexuals though.

Indeed fill us in Princess.

Gainesville, Florida?

It seems like it would be hard to kick a ghost's ass. A Fatality would be particulary confusing.

They need a catchy slogan.

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According to the South Park website (http://www.southparkstudios.com/) they announced on April 12th that they wouldn't be running the Lemmiwinks episode. Also on the April 14th update they say they had this posted - "Donde esta el Lemmiwinks? Production for the Lemmiwinks episode has been pushed back, there is no sure news on when or if it will air this run. We'll keep you posted. "