Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so blessed! 3,000 posts...I can't believe it! Oh my....thank you again! I just want everyone to take a minute and bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. To the other posters here, I want each of you to know how totally vindicated your pointless, thoughtless and irresistable dribble makes me feel right now. You know who you are, you little rascals...
You know when they first told me I was nominated for the 3,000 Posts Award, I just had to take a minute and think about how great my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special, and it just gets me....right here..
You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the glorified prostitutes of TSM, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank all the useless and annoying trolls that feed off of this board, for being such a powerful force in my life. And of course, to the Owner, Damian Gonzalez, who taught me to take life by the balls and to chew them up and shit them out again. I thank you. But finally, to all the TSM sluts I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you TSM, and have good day, night or morning!
Yours Truly,
BifEverchad