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Giuseppe Zangara

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  1. It's Gordon I find annoying; Karen O is the one I think might smell poorly.
  2. And what is "p in the b." I'm hopelessly out of touch with whatever the kids are doing these days.
  3. Hey, Bleidel was 18 playing 16 in those early GG episodes. She was legal.
  4. Depends how much booze Isaac Brock consumes prior to hitting the stage, from all I've read/been told.
  5. I'd tolerate NIN a lot more if Reznor got someone else to write the lyrics. That said, I thought he was a fucking poet when I was 13 and thought Broken was just about the best thing going.
  6. Guess who isn't being invited to my next Gilmore Girls party.
  7. Alexis Bleidel. The wide expanse of her cranium is a perfect canvas for a facial.
  8. First full day of singlehood. I didn't go into work, mainly for the fact that had I done so, it would've been on very little sleep. AND I'M DEPRESSED. Anyway, I never work on Fridays, so now I have two days off in a row. Right now, I'm wearing only boxers and drinking a 16oz. can of Miller High Life. Some of which dribbled down my chest mere moments ago, as I attempted pouring more into my mouth than I was capable of handling. I'm gonna go watch the first episode of Gilmore Girls either 1) after I finish this drink, or 2) after I finish the next one. I may or may not masturbate before the night is through; whether or not I'll do it while watching GG remains to be seen (both mother and daughter on that show are stone cold foxes).
  9. No, friend, watching Gilmore Girls is a pleasure, not a chore!
  10. The latest album from Boris, a stoner/doom metal band from Japan, sports this cover: Normally, parody artwork does little for me, but this one made me lol.
  11. The only proper way to mourn, I decided, is to watch one episode of Gilmore Girls a day, starting with the first season, starting tonight.
  12. He looked something like this.
  13. So really, this thread is me mourning the (unlikely) possibility of hitting a dry spell.
  14. Southern Lord is based out of California. Anyway, I checked out Earth's Earth 2. I like it, but, at 70 minutes, it's way too much ungodly drone for my tolerance level.
  15. Whenever a relationship ends, I always convince myself that it'll be several months before I get laid again. That rarely ends up being the case, but the thought depresses me nonetheless.
  16. That line of thought convinces me you've been listening to the Futureheads all wrong, PLAGIARISM!
  17. We've very little in common, a fact which was getting more and more difficult to ignore as time went on.
  18. I think you called two months.
  19. Well, I see no reason to go to work tomorrow. I might be a wreck, maybe.
  20. I was using her as a placeholder; she served well as both a willing vagina and a warm body to cuddle with for when I'm feeling emo. I wasn't yet ready to be single.
  21. I can't believe she broke up with me using the very same excuse I planned on using to break up with her at some unforseen point in the future.
  22. In this thread, I'm gonna pretend that everything's cool and I'm fine with it, only to break down in tears somewhere on page 3.
  23. 3.5 months, which is longer than I thought it would last.
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