Giuseppe Zangara

You people are weird.

It should be pointed out more often that both halves of TATU are super ugly.

How did the redhead do it.

In all seriousness, though, what's with the revolving door mods over there at that board.

Muse is like the Candlebox of Radiohead knock-offs.

Banky started posting at WDI again because they hand out mod positions to anyone who bothers posting for more than a week.

I've never heard that argument used against Wal-Mart before. Great post, guy.

Wal-Mart's horrible and so is everyone who shops there. Politics have nothing to do with it.

No, Mole and Zsasz's incessant name-changery are equally bad, but for entirely different reasons.

80% of this board's members could stand to follow the example of those enterprising youngsters.

This is what happens when I post less.

Rap music is to blame.

Go stroke your fretless.

There's way too many pinned threads now.

If he's aware of where I pulled either the quote in the first post of this thread or in my signature, he should keep his fucking trap shut.

Look, I don't want to have sex with these women; I'm just curious if what I read in this book is true. I thank you all for bumping this thread so that Agent will see it in the morning, however.

*morbidly obese *attractive *Indiana-based TSA fails to meet two of those requirements.

I have to remind myself from time to time that not everyone has long known that commercial radio is a joke.

But if the people who are sent to said folder are terrible themselves, its shittiness may be lost on them entirely.

Neither are relevant to the subject at hand.

"Mrs. Amber Moltke, the artist's young spouse, wore a great billowing pastel housedress and flattened espadrilles and was, for better or worse, the sexiest morbidly obese woman Atwater had ever seen. Eastern Indiana was not short on big pretty girls, but this was less a person than a vista, a quarter ton of sheer Midwest pulchritude, and Atwater had already filled several narrow pages of his notebook with descriptions and analogies and abstract ecomania to Mrs. Moltke, none of which could be used in the compressed piece he was even then conceiving how to pitch and submit." Give me all your insanely-fat-yet-still-somehow-attractive-Indiana-women information.

Fretless? Joining a funk band?

I'll admit to having danced to Franz Ferdinand a couple of times at clubs, but that's the extent of my relationship with them.

This was a parody thread, guys. Stop posting in it.

Sorry I missed.