Hank Kingsley

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, Agnostic insomniac? He stays up late at night wondering if there really is a dog.

...you know it's "Holds", right? Unless, of course, Axel is fighting Panther on the bed of a semi, and all potholes on the road are completely legal.

Three two one, that show was the bomb. VERY solid 8.

GREAT EPISODE. I'm disappointed we saw more of nude Spike than we did of nude Fred, but I figured that'd happen anyway. Anyway, good to see Spike kicking ass again. EDIT: OH MY GOD. NEXT WEEK LOOKS LIKE A FANTASTIC~! "Look, Angel's getting some! Good for you, mate!"

United States Title Ejiro Fasaki© vs Johnny Dangerous ~Oh Ejiro, you're my hero. Handicap Match The Boston Strangler vs Sinquizition ~Hmm, I wonder. I'm starting to think Sinquizition > Double Jeopardy, too. Steel Chair Challange Va'aiga vs CIA ~BOO-YES! ICTV Title Match Andrew Blackwell© vs Xstasy ~Even though Xstasy is nothing to rave about (*rimshot*) he gets the nod. MAIN EVENT Cage Match, Non-Title Michael Craven vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~Tom, because he has El Termino Magnifico.

THE MYSTERY FILES OF SHELBY WOO!

Out of curiousity, how old is Anthony Head? If Marsters doesn't look 40... oh, and Spoiler (Highlight to Read): How does Xander lose his eye? That lead to one of my favorite lines in "Chosen", after Caleb dies: "There's a party in my eye socket, and you're all invited!"

Unemployed currently. I'm turning 16 on the 31st, though, so then I can start applying to RETAIL~. Actually, there's a Starbucks opening close to me, and I could apply there. Which would be funny, because I don't even like coffee.

Okay, I guess this is the new de-facto Buffy thread. Anyway, anyone know a better place to find episodes than Kazaa? It's been a bitch lately, and I want to see some Season 6 & 7 episodes.

!!! and Axel, I just said that to fit in haiku form, you know? Like I said in the Angleslam feedback, you just go from spot to spot to spot with no build at all. Try to build suspense to your spots, don't just go move after move.

Better than I - Z Axel, work on your matches. I give this an 8.

Holy shit! Best JL card since Wrathapalooza!

Well, there's always "Beer Bad".

Oh my god. That is the greatest thing I've seen today.

From what I've seen: 3 4 2 1 Big list, yeah. The only difficult part is choosing between Seasons 3 and 4. I *love* 4, because it has Hush, Restless (2 of my favorite eps), Superstar (!), and Primeval. However, Season 3 is more rounded out. Like, I'll probably never watch "Living Conditions", "A New Man", or some other season 4 filler again, but I could watch all of Season 3 without skipping anything.

Mmm....deviled eggs. For breakfast, though, can't beat over-easy.

I would also like to add "Amends" to the "Kick Ass Episodes" list. Fantastic all around, and the introduction of the First Evil.

Partial Marsters nudity next week on Angel. The episode looks good, but uh...

Wait till you see "Hush" and "Restless" in Season 4. As for Season 3, oh man, "The Wish" completely rocks.

I *STILL* can't believe it's going to take that long! Grr Argh indeed!

Hardcore-Gamers Championship Hardcore Match WildChild © v. Quiz ~Double Sinquizition 4 eva sista! Singles Match Va'aiga v. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami ~Fwoosh-thunk or Boo-yah? I'll go out on a limb and say double count-out. Tag Team Match The Boston Strangler and Xstasy v. Erek Taylor and Andrew "The Sacred One" Blackwell ~TBS fellates Erek into a sacred Xstasy or something less-witty. Tag Team Match The Bemani Cross Wizards (Thoth and Ced Ordonez) v. Justice and Rule (Judge William Hearford III & Ejiro Fasaki) ~The BCW are so awesome...but J+R are awesomer. Main Event The SWF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Dace Night ~Does Dace mesh with the Flesh? Who cares? This match will rock the hizzy. And Tom will win. And I need to stop doing predictions at this hour.

I wouldn't unify it...maybe just make it inactive for a while, until the JL starts to inevitably pick up again.

And Nick's so talented, too! I really hope he can find something to work with.

Oh, SWEET~!

A mean-looking Chevy Chase. ... does such a thing exist?!