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Who the hell is "Trev Alberts"

Yeah, I can pick up KMOX at night and I wasn't impressed. I figured with Cardinals Radio being so widespread, they'd have a better crew.

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I'm the pinnacle, that means I reign supreme and I'm nototrious I'll crush you like a jely bean.

It was the best of times, it was the...blurst of times?!?

It's the WWE folder, so nobody would catch it anyway.

1. lactating technically means giving milk, so "lactating milk" is redundant 2. where else would he do it from, anyway?

What does "Big Van Vader" even mean, anyway?

I guess it depends on your state.

Fuck a bunch of the Milwaukee Brewers. They're gonna finish above the Cubs, and Dusty Baker is going to be rewarded for this with a two-year extension.

Eddie Murphy - "Boogie In Your BUTT"

Did you pay like $25 though? I saw it for $25 at Best Buy, but $15 on Amazon. Awfully big discrepancy. If I can find a car, I'm going to Madison to buy stuff today. I need my fix.

Wait, I don't get it. You're threatening to prove your girlfriend isn't ugly? Oh, you've got us by the balls now.

Are you even trying?

I some people missed the ol' Banker, then remembered why he drove us nuts. Also, Micah's a good guy on AIM. The rest of those guys suck a big bunch of dick, though. However, he was right just now. Woof.

He's drunk! It's funny!

Why did Al Gore and Bob Dole start being likable and endearing AFTER it mattered? Dole The Wiseass could've given Clinton a better challenge. Also, who's the biggest son of a bitch in recent GOP history, Nixon, or Rove? I love Nixon, but Rove is giving Tricky Dick a chase. And lest anyone think I'm some sort of liberal, I mean "son of a bitch" in the nicest possible way.

opiatefilm: And I could REALLY go for some beef jerky pardon miasma: can't beat peppered if you're up for it. opiatefilm: I was always a fan of teriyaki bbq pardon miasma: Teriyaki is great stuff, but peppered separates the men from the boys pardon miasma: On beef jerky. opiatefilm: The next great HD topic. pardon miasma: I banned myself from doing On threads, but the gimmick stuff is so shite, maybe I should just do it opiatefilm: Yeah seems like we get a new shitty gimmick every week "introducing themselves"

Getting designated for assignmnt should be called getting "D-minored," because DFA spells out a D minor chord.

And yes, what IS this "invisible hind?"

Well we can tell you went to public school EDIT: Nice edit. EDIT2ELECTRICBOOGALOO: I went to public school too. I'm just funnin'

Look, look, look at my crotch! Look, look, look at my crotch! Look, look, look at my crotch! Loooooooooook at my crotch!

Who would shit on a flag made out of shit? It's an empty gesture.

BOSTON DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

Yeah, but at least they're donating.