The Czech Republic

I have no problem with civil unions and domestic partnerships and all that, I worry about people forcing churches to allow gay marriage ceremonies against their will. Let it be up to the churches as to who can get married. If some want to allow gay marriage (Unitarians, Congregationalists) then let them; if some don't (Baptists, Catholics) then they don't have to.

Maynard Ferguson > Maynard James Keenan

It probably does suck, yes, in fact I'd wager that it sucks a LOT. But it's PITCHFORK, fer fuck's sake.

Okay so who was who on the Crono board? I was Muggy.

You wish. Marv Albert has creepy fetishes and he's still cooler than you.

The notion that anyone worth having in CE was scared away by Mike is still ridiculous to me.

Lookit that. That guy's one pair of aviator sunglasses away from declaring himself Generalissimo.

That pun doesn't get used near often enough. Are you kidding or not? I can't tell if it does get overused or not, since I'm kinda from Illinois and stuff

I don't even care about the stupid draft.

What's the deal with the Killers, anyway? Are they like the new hot band? Some high school band geeks I know just can't shut the hell up about them.

There are ads at the top of the screen now too, stretching out the window in between the "smartmarks.com" banner and the console with PMs and controls and stuff. No sir, I don't like it.

I'd watch Raw if Flair won the big gold belt back

Natey2k4

See? There you go! Someone suggested she move to the NW Territories, but she said "I'll have Nunavut."

Nope, we don't

The Robot thing wasn't as funny because it just reminded me of the Geico commercial where the gecko and the CEO do the Robot, but this wasn't necessarily mocking the commercial itself.

She should move to the Northwest Territories. She could get away from all the bad press up there, I bet.

As much as I'd like to see CNN, or any one of them, jump ahead of the pack, the three are basically interchangeable.

"Perhaps you remember Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy Runaway Bride? Well it just so turns out that down in Georgia, there was a REAL runaway bride! We've got the story, next!" Here in atlanta, they had this big eyed runaway bitch as the LEAD story and took the first 10 minutes of the broadcast talking about her. then they were going to commercial and said "police need your help finding two escaped murderers and on rapist who escaped and could be in the Metro atlanta area. Details when we get back." You mean to fucking tell me that Two Murderers escape with a RAPIST and they don't make the lead fucking story? Goddamned news. I was listening to NPR on Sunday afternoon and they had the president of CNN on for a chat about why American news sucks and why they won't shut up about the runaway bride. His response was basically "okay listen, all our other journalism is good, but we have to do this shit," which was kind of funny or sad I dunno. Also, he said Fox News wasn't CNN's competition, because CNN was in the news business and Fox was in the talk radio business. He ripped off Vince McMahon.

So what's this about Bobby Abreu not getting married because his fiancee was in porn?

If you go to site feedback, whatever answers you will want are in there. Yeah, there's a needle somewhere in that haystack.

This ran its course pretty quickly.

"Perhaps you remember Julia Roberts in the romantic comedy Runaway Bride? Well it just so turns out that down in Georgia, there was a REAL runaway bride! We've got the story, next!"

Is the Kelsey Grammer Sketch Show already finished?

MrRant, I'm tired of your fucking alfdogg.