The Czech Republic

You don't know that for sure. Who's to say he wouldn't call the match? He could evolve his character, like he's done in the past. And Austin, remember, knows his way around the ring, and could probably give decent insight.

"Could it be leading somewhere???" This has been going on for over seven years!

Oh say it ain't so, the New England options are in the lead at forums.thesmartmarks.com, I don't believe it

This statement is just a big bowl of wrong.

Scarlett and Topher, I can't tell who's hotter.

I think that the 1990s were interesting. .... Enthalling, one might say? I did play the Atari Jaguar. Don't look at me like that. It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it.

Theres definlly a big difference. Just like the way Homer Simpson's personality changed from the first season till now. Totally. Al became a caricature of himself like so many great sitcom characters after a long run. Come to think of it, their characters' descents were almost identical, if you think about it.

How about just "The Jerry Lawler Story," that would be creepier than any cliched horror movie with a child that speaks in a monotone and says innocent child things in a supposedly creepy way. Hide And Seek, I'm looking at you.

1. Facial? Yes, facials. Picture Shawn painting Trish's toenails while they gossip about Lita being a whore and they're both in pink and purple pajamas and wearing braces. Facials just go with that. Hunter shows up on his bicycle and starts throwing pebbles at the window and they finally end up sneaking him into the bedroom. There are some close calls where the dad (played by Ric Flair) almost catches Hunter in the girls' bedroom, but he manages to hide. Shawn develops a crush on him throughout the night while Trish spends the evening trying to avoid Hunter's friend Eugene, giving them sort of a Kelly/Screech dynamic. I think it would be sweet and sentimental. Oh. I thought you meant he shot on her face.

Was that a double post with 90 minutes of separation??

Myself, I've been lobbying for a variety show/musical production of Raw, called "RAW!", for YEARS now. The Rumble commercial gets us closer to that goal.

Why not make him an Arab-American with a piercing fetish? He can declare jihad on your septum.

1. Facial? 2. That request does have potential.

Okay, I haven't watched Smackdown in months outside of like two minutes last Thursday. Was I seeing things, or does the US title spin?

No. He really doesn't. He was B-level horror movie funny when his character was a parody of big untalented indy wrestlers, but then he became a big untalented indy wrestler. Snitsky sucks. (I still think Steve Hitler is the gimmick of the future.)

Ah, here's a topic that has no right to exist

I highly doubt you've heard anything similar to that too often in many years. Unless you're talking to someone who's living in another universe. BAH-ZING!

With ESPN in there I guess they could have Al Michaels and John Madden actually on Monday Night Football? Maybe?

"Pleasuring himself with a leather belt." And more. Meatwad and Jester can document the evening if they please.

Almost happened in '89

Big boys don't play small ball.

Yeah but Okafor isn't getting the Bobcats as far as Deng and Gordon have been getting the Bulls.

who the hell are the "White Sox."

And you just stole Prince's

I think he was just mocking the guy.