The Czech Republic

Boston-Houston happened in the 80s. It was good then because you had Bird, McHale, and the gang against the Twin Towers, but a modern-day rematch really wouldn't do it for me, as much as I feel it would be good for the NBA if the Celtics restored their former greatness.

We'll take the Jail Blazers, no prob. Maybe even upset Dallas! Watch the FUCK out, Central Division. The Bulls are back in town.

Three in a row, against the Pacers, no less! These Chicago Bulls are a team to watch!

They can expand Harbor Park beyond 12,000, I'm sure. Also, "Squires" is a better name for a Virginia team.

USC basketball isn't exactly USC football, is it.

So who exactly plays for the South Siders now?

In a related story, Mo Vaughn is fat.

Nice catch, Durazo, don't ever fucking do it again.

Steve Schott: "We've assembled a team that will help us relocate to Las Vegas." Billy Beane: "You hired furniture movers?"

I think Brazoban was mentioned as going to Arizona.

Chavez: “What the hell league you been playing in?” New A's Player: “California penal.” Chavez: “Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?” New A's Player: "Took some steroids, drank beer in the dugout." Chavez: “Ah. Well at any rate, welcome back.”

White Sox are having themselves a nice little fire sale too. Maybe Reinsdorf could put some money into that other team that he owns that Chicago actually wants to see succeed.

Personally, if I was a judge, I'd have the Ten Commandments posted too.

What good would Wakefield be in the bullpen? He's the only knuckleballer in the American League. I'd still start him. Oh by the way, the Yankees never did sign Eric Milton, did they. lol

He'll have like one of those crazy samurai beards or something, where the chin goes down like two feet

I hate God Bless America and never want to hear it at another baseball game again.

That's not the national anthem.

Bob must be sad, he simultaneously got and lost Vince Carter

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So did I, actually, but before Zack Malibu comes in here and has a fit, we were thinking of "Hang Time"

Ideal lineup: Greg Proops-Ryan Stiles-Colin Machrie-Tony Slattery

He could handle Chicago, it was the Cubs that couldn't handle him. They made a concerted effort to not score runs on his starts.

Is Anglesault being back really the worst thing in the world? Let me remind you that Banders Kennany posts here, freely.

Here comes the vomit...

then I should be granted mod status. won't happen