The Czech Republic

I thought it was Jack Buck

They'll shit their pants.

Oh here's some Packer class: How many times does 89 go into 17?

"Dog City" is peerless in its field.

No, the Raiders should not top a "classiest team" poll. Neither should the Cowboys for their coke-fiend era, for that matter. How did the Cardinals get to be voted as the worst organization? iI mean, yeah, they should, but I figured they'd get a free pass because most people are unaware that the Cardinals exist, and would thus vote for the Bengals or some such team. Also: The Chicago Bears are just as classy, if not moreso, than the Green Bay Packers. We honor the memory of George Halas. They dive into crowds of fat men and women sporting cheese wedges on their heads.

Wow, that music brings back some old memories... I used to be a huge Final Fantasy nerd, to this day I still have some homemade soundtracks that I listen to.

I remember that Buttmaster guy from Rocko's Modern Life. and a one and a two and a one and a two

As I come to post I notice Agent's post count. One one one one one.

With an inaugural mixer coordinated by Vice President UseTheSledgehammerUh. Then with them in charge, the United States will become Europe's bitch just for the sake of supplying them with comedic fodder.

NOBODY liked Zeppo. And what was the deal with Gummo? Actually, Groucho sans makeup looked a lot like Zeppo. My favorite is Horsefeathers.

What is aleph-null? Is that worse?

Where's he going to pitch? I would think Johnson and Martinez would shove him out of the rotation (mainly, because, apparently we still like Javy) And yes, if we lose, we are getting Johnson and Martinez. If the Yankees ever signed Pedro Martinez, I would be convinced that Steinbrenner has absolutely no morals. For all the trash-talking that Pedro has done against the Yanks, for all the intentional beanballs, for pushing an old man - considered to be somewhat the mascot of the team at the time - down by his head onto the field.....if George ever signed him, I would be fully convinced that the Yanks don't deserve to be World Series champs ever again under the Steinbrenner regime. I mean, really now. Talk about selling out. Pedro and Steinbrenner would be equal sellouts. I think Pedro stays or goes to Anaheim.

Pedro can't go to New York, he just can't, it'll be so wrong. He better stay in Boston.

As we used to see, Australian posting phenom Pukes in spandex suit

I suppose. Oh by the way her friend just said this person doesn't seem to exist. Oh boy am I dumbass.

"Red Hot Thumbtack In The Genitals" is making a run for the money. Christ, what did I even MEAN by that? It's not a match. It's not a stipulation. It's not directed to anybody in particular. It just says "Red Hot Thumbtack In The Genitals." I gotta stop posting when I'm barely staying awake.

Trying many drugs Indiana Viking Man Packs another box.

Trogdor and Strong Mad love The Smart Marks.

I've gotta be careful. My posting style is getting way more Incandenzic than it has any right to be.

But the root of my problem might be the desire to beat the crap out of a guy with a girl a couple years older than him.

What do you suggest I do.

All these stale jokes PLUS fan interaction might be a little too revolutionary even for the Testing Grounds but I'll try it anyway.

I liked him better when he was called 1890s Raw, but then again, I wrote 1890s Raw, so I'm biased.

Mitchell: Stop talking. Kid: Stop talking! Mitchell: No you stop talking. Kid: No, YOU stop talking! Tom Servo: Tonight, on Crossfire!

At least you have a wife.