The Czech Republic

Not true, sometimes Kane fights bigger people who made Eric angry. KAAAANE. Just once I want to see: "Oh, that's it! Because you put sweet-n-low in my coffee, you're gonna face...(goes into Shatner mode)KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!" or "Oh that's it! Because you put sweet-n-low in my coffee, you're gonna face...KAAAAANE!" "No he's not. I don't want a match this week." "What?" "I just need a little me time."

In the case of the Chicago Bears, the "lair" in question is probably a bar with a sign that says "Old Style" outside of it. The bar doesn't have a name, per se. It's just "Old Style."

Also, in the NHL, you can like several teams if you so choose, under the following circumstances: 1) You cannot be a New Jersey Devils fan. This is just a general rule though. 2) You cannot like more than one of the Original Six. To review: Montreal Toronto Boston Chicago Detroit New York Can't like two of those. You can like one, and cheer for various other teams as you so desire, but you can't like both of those. 3) You can't keep changing your favorite team as they get bumped out of the playoffs one by one, (such as Toronto, then Vancouver, then New Jersey). The punishment is having to walk around in a dirty straight-billed Atlanta Braves cap everywhere you go.

I explained this to you. I'm an Athletics/White Sox fan. I know I know. I'm sorry. It's just that I don't understand why people are White Sox fans. The concept of a White Sox fan is one I cannot grasp.

Don't hate Dusty for being a racist, hate Dusty for overworking his pitchers, coddling his hitters, and not getting the hint that Ramon Martinez sucks. Even Ramon Martinez said he sucks.

Of course, I'm very much an avid Cubs fan, but I've grown to like Red Sox almost as much because of their awesome play and compelling personalities. And believe me, I'm not the only Red Sox fan in Illinois...around here, the caps are mostly Cubs, then Red Sox, THEN White Sox, and then Cardinals with a decent amount as well, because downstaters come up to my school, I guess. Anyhow, I'll be rooting for Boston in October, as long as they're not facing the Cubs. Which they obviously won't. But anyway, ditching your hometown team for the flavor of the month or your "adapted" hometown team is not cool. I lived in Wisconsin for a few years, granted it was on the state line, but I never gave into the Packers fandom, even though they won the Super Bowl that year. Even though I was harassed by rednecks with cheese upon their heads, I didn't surrender my Chicago sports fandom. Oh and another thing you can't do: like the White Sox and the Cubs, or even just claim to like both. Slasher Flick, I'ma lookin' atchu.

Well I'm not even gonna read this folder.

Dick York and Joey Matthews!!!! I can smell the T-shirts already..... Maybe Slaughter should get in on this. Dick York. Dick(ish) Sarge(nt). Sergeant York.

Either James Bond, or na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!!!!!!!!

Oh man you made such a good point by posting those lyrics

I was sort of born with asthma but not really, I guess it's just half-asthma

NO IT DOESN'T, IT'S FUCKING POWER FUCKING RANGERS

Oh come on, you know the team is going nowhere fast, be happy with Anna Benson

Wouldn't be the first time

That old dude is retarded?

By any means necessary? Yeah, whatever. (I hope somebody gets that)

Dusty Baker could be a great fit with the Mets. Make Mike Piazza feel like a star! Make Kris Benson lose long-term use in his arm!

I like Lleyton Hewitt, he's cool. But Federer, I don't like so much. Doesn't he cry a lot when he wins? Hewitt just pumps his fists and says "COME ON!" and stuff so he's cooler.

Yes, what will happen yesterday?

What happened to Christian York and Joey Matthews? Of course, we can't have two Christians on the roster, so we'd have to name him Dick or something.

First, let's reunite the WGTT. That's the first step. Cappotelli & Hennegan should be re-united as a "tag-team specialists" duo, with some sort of "______ Express" name. Give Rhyno and Tajiri the MVC moniker, matching tights, and some sort of Japanese death-metal music. Shannon Moore, Shane Helms, and Johnny Jeter can be 3Count, since nobody gives a flying fuck about Moore these days, the Hurricane gimmick has run its course, and Johnny Jeter is either a good talker or good wrestler. I forgot which. Tomko and Fertig should be a businessman and his mentally retarded brother. They get into capers. I'm just kidding.

It was JR and the other announcers proclaiming that they were the greatest tag team in the history of WWF and the people bought the lie. Oh God. I remember having to debunk that lie every day on the 6th grade playground. Theyd be like "omg best team ever!" and I'd be like "No! British Bulldogs, Hart Foundation, LOD, Demolition, Rockers, all better!" and they'd be all "d00d ur wrong" Oh well. Hard to be a 6th grade smark. What the New Age Outlaws WERE the best of, however, was being two mid-carders thrown together and achieving success. None of the current permutations are getting over, but Road Dog and Billy Gunn were able to.

How'd he lose? Not soon enough, that's for sure

HHH wins! Yes! Finally, a credible wrestler gets the belt back.

boy abuse of context is fun whoo-wee